http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZXhmgSq90M

Stop switching a paragraph, originally written for you, around to fit Matjoez.

I know this meme

I was having a life similar to yours, except I wasn't a firefighter or had a bangin babe bail on me... but a lot of **** kept going wrong and bad, and was making me sad as a result.

That's when I tried poking the smot.

I suggest it to everyone in a situation like yours... so long as you're not the type of person that needs a beer at the end of a rough day. HOWEVER, if you would LIKE a beer at the end of a rough day...
that's still fine.

The point is, it's still a harmful drug... but there are definite benefits for someone that's in your position.

I LoLove/Hate this stupid game.

Poker Stars Freeroll No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: t14645 M = 7.81
UTG+1: t2830 M = 1.51
UTG+2: t10852 M = 5.79
MP1: t3505 M = 1.87
MP2: t9550 M = 5.09
CO: t6339 M = 3.38
BTN: t12345 M = 6.58
Hero (SB): t6857 M = 3.66
BB: t2155 M = 1.15

Pre Flop: (t1875) Hero is SB with 9 8
7 folds, Hero raises to t6782 all in, 1 fold

As I've stated I apprently **** lots of men in the ass, and get **** a lot, I have a small e peen a large infalted ego I'm a prick, douche bag **** sucker. I have no life, no friend , I'm an enerd who gets off on the internet power

What a hater

i just ate a bunch of chicken nuggets and fish sticks for lunch. ladies, get in line to get with this.

spermy, i see you're quoting Mayo again

IM not actually like the person i have tried to portray on this board. First of all the pictures i have posted of myself arent really me. I got them from a random facebook at my college. Im actually quite ugly and a bit overweight. Second i am not 23. I am 27. I actually am going to college for civil engineering but this will be my 8th year of college and im a **** up. My parents are rich and generous and just keep pouring money into my education even though its apparent ill always screw it up.

Everything i have ever said about a girl is made up. I had one gf for about 3 months when i was 22. She would probably rate as a 3 on this board and we never even had intercourse. Yes i am still a virgin. I pretty much have no friends and spend all my time on this board, playing poker, and doing some homework.

I guess thats pretty much it. I had a pretty eye opening experience today in seeing an old friend and i just decided i need to quit this ****ing charade i have going on here. Sorry for those i have mislead. I feel like i have become pretty good friends with some of you on here and that probably wont be anymore now that you know the truth. I just realized today that this is not healthy anymore.

think it's killa

oh, can't tell those mods apart

Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Please shut up. That is my official moderator recommendation. I'm locking this thread. You don't have to start a new one. If someone else does, you don't have to post in it. No good will come of it for you or anyone else.

What I'm trying to say is this: shut up.

me neither, they all poast alike

gotta be jmitch

I think your shoes suck too and lack any refinery in taste, except your blue pointy heels are not that bad and I'd wear the slippers to the beach.

There are no words here.

no words here either

why arent there any words on this page?

[x] skill game.

Poker Stars Freeroll No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t100 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t25799 M = 10.75
UTG: t16582 M = 6.91
UTG+1: t12257 M = 5.11
UTG+2: t6548 M = 2.73
MP1: t17102 M = 7.13
MP2: t14748 M = 6.14
CO: t11690 M = 4.87
BTN: t8942 M = 3.73
SB: t18104 M = 7.54

Pre Flop: (t2400) Hero is BB with 8 A
6 folds, BTN raises to t8842 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t7842

Flop: (t19084) 2 4 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t19084) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t19084) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

blaarrgghhhh

win the lambo, right?

my brain hurts