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08-23-2010 , 04:39 PM

#7651

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

I've forgotten how to do this thing.

08-23-2010 , 04:39 PM

#7652

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

pretty often spectacular, poo's our specialty

(double dippin' bonus - woot woot plain ol' sneaky)

k now i'm done

potd or something

08-23-2010 , 04:40 PM

#7653

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Did any news outlet call the 12-hour bus hostage stand-off in Manila "Thriller in Manila" yet?

08-23-2010 , 04:40 PM

#7654

tunaman3000

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,923

HAI BRICKIE

Spoiler:

08-23-2010 , 04:41 PM

#7655

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by elreymichael

sup

08-23-2010 , 04:43 PM

#7656

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

HAI BRICKIE

Spoiler:

Oh wow.

Last edited by The Brickie; 08-23-2010 at 04:43 PM. Reason: hi

08-23-2010 , 04:44 PM

#7657

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltNRun

probably no holding hands LOL

Maybe they just looked into each others eyes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by adizzle13

if this was the first one i would say this was a fail, but considering that weve gone out a few times before, this wasnt a complete loss.

plus, she digs me

Wasnt a complete loss? **** me by the 3rd date you should have been up to her guts at least. IF a chick hasnt done all types of nastys to my peen by the 3rd date she dont get a 4th

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

drivin her to the cheeseburger place, sneezes and actually craps his drawers, kills her in a car crash?

That sounds more like a C+ imo depending on how good the burger is

08-23-2010 , 04:44 PM

#7658

RippedAirForceDude

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 341

Omg omg omg my friend woke up and I had to fill him in on all the crazy **** he did last night. I'm a little concerned for his well-being.

08-23-2010 , 04:45 PM

#7659

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

Wasnt a complete loss? **** me by the 3rd date you should have been up to her guts at least. IF a chick hasnt done all types of nastys to my peen by the 3rd date she dont get a 4th

I don't think exchanging drugs for sex qualifies as a date.

08-23-2010 , 04:48 PM

#7660

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

I don't think exchanging drugs for sex qualifies as a date.

Well if you ever get another girl willing to go out on a date with you then you should do a tr for diz

08-23-2010 , 04:49 PM

#7661

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Pustulating Open Sore

08-23-2010 , 04:50 PM

#7662

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by RippedAirForceDude

Omg omg omg my friend woke up and I had to fill him in on all the crazy **** he did last night. I'm a little concerned for his well-being.

what did he do??

08-23-2010 , 04:50 PM

#7663

adizzle13

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

Wasnt a complete loss? **** me by the 3rd date you should have been up to her guts at least. IF a chick hasnt done all types of nastys to my peen by the 3rd date she dont get a 4th

things work differently over here

08-23-2010 , 04:51 PM

#7664

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

I don't think exchanging drugs for sex qualifies as a date.

08-23-2010 , 04:51 PM

#7665

RippedAirForceDude

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 341

Pontificating Ostentatious Synonyms

08-23-2010 , 04:52 PM

#7666

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Did any news outlet call the 12-hour bus hostage stand-off in Manila "Thriller in Manila" yet?

Predicament On the Subcontinent.

08-23-2010 , 04:53 PM

#7667

adizzle13

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

how shameful is it if i had to look up where manila was?

08-23-2010 , 04:53 PM

#7668

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by adizzle13

things work differently over here

not really

08-23-2010 , 04:53 PM

#7669

adizzle13

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

Quote:

Originally Posted by elreymichael

not really

FML

08-23-2010 , 04:54 PM

#7670

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by adizzle13

how shameful is it if i had to look up where manila was?

im very disappointed whatever public education system you used failed you so.

08-23-2010 , 04:54 PM

#7671

RippedAirForceDude

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 341

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

what did he do??

Got in a drunken argument with his wife that lead to him having a cut on the side of his head and her leaving at 6:15am.

08-23-2010 , 04:55 PM

#7672

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

Well if you ever get another girl willing to go out on a date with you then you should do a tr for diz

If this ever happens and it probably won't, because I'm hideous and don't know how to talk with a woman, then I will definitely not post a TR about it.

08-23-2010 , 04:56 PM

#7673

adizzle13

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

If this ever happens and it probably won't, because I'm hideous and don't know how to talk with a woman, then I will definitely not post a TR about it.

08-23-2010 , 04:58 PM

#7674

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by adizzle13

things work differently over here

Pretty sure us girls are just as sluttly if not more so

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

If this ever happens and it probably won't, because I'm hideous and don't know how to talk with a woman, then I will definitely not post a TR about it.

Well how bout we trade our skillz, ill coach you on how to pick up well being hideous and you can teach me how to pwn donkaments. At least you always got that ey