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08-03-2010 , 12:30 AM
its not how you use the spoodle, it's the size of the boat

Last edited by slaytanic; 08-03-2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason: i mean er eh i dunno
08-03-2010 , 12:31 AM
teddy kgb is at my 3.30r table
08-03-2010 , 12:31 AM
KQ guy isn't supposed to be griping after this imo....

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t1260 M = 28
SB: t1665 M = 37
Hero (BB): t1520 M = 33.78
UTG: t2125 M = 47.22
UTG+1: t1765 M = 39.22
UTG+2: t1725 M = 38.33
MP1: t1095 M = 24.33
MP2: t1410 M = 31.33
CO: t3165 M = 70.33

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with A K
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t30, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t330, 2 folds, SB calls t315, Hero raises to t1520 all in, 1 fold, MP2 calls t1080 all in, SB calls t1190

Flop: (t4480) 6 J A (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t4480) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t4480) 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t4480
SB shows K Q (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
MP2 shows T T (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins t220
Hero wins t4260
08-03-2010 , 12:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
teddy kgb is at my 3.30r table
Karekaporto: donk beach
mutantk12: check check check all night long
Karekaporto: suck my ****
Karekaporto: .I.
Karekaporto: mother ****er
mutantk12: dont splash the pot karekaporto
08-03-2010 , 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
If I wasn't playing pool aorn I would go to town on this post.
u mad?

Last edited by wellju; 08-03-2010 at 12:35 AM. Reason: what means "go to town on sth"?
08-03-2010 , 12:36 AM
mutant, how long of a break from poker did you end up taking?
08-03-2010 , 12:36 AM
****in turbos suck
08-03-2010 , 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartufo
MsBlue seems quite clever imo; I'll blame Beau.
Always blame the white guy
08-03-2010 , 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
mutant, how long of a break from poker did you end up taking?
wat
08-03-2010 , 12:38 AM
elrey.. jamming is a solid option in poker.. u can regret not doing it.. had 44 on small blind and some bozo had limped with Q8 off.. flop QQ4

I jam I get his stack.. I got cute and slow played and made far less

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 08-03-2010 at 12:40 AM. Reason: but thx for the feedback, Hell Bent for Leather
08-03-2010 , 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
wat
i thought you took a break from poker and 2p2. I didn't see you for like 2 months.
08-03-2010 , 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
mutant, how long of a break from poker did you end up taking?
I think the breaks in online tourneys are 5 mins.
08-03-2010 , 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
oh how I love me some rigged online poker
ORLY?? A limped pot with a ridic overbet on the flop and that's your evidence of it's roggedness?? I had the ass side of anus over anus twice, lost 4/5 aipf races, had AA 3 times all of which I won the blinds with pre-flop and KK only 1 time which I got 1 caller then got it all in against top pair only to have him spike 2 pair. It's hard to lose 8bi in a 1200 hand session, but that's what I did tonight .... Well I guess it helps if you're also terrible at poker, which I am.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tartufo
MsBlue seems quite clever imo; I'll blame Beau.
Reported.
08-03-2010 , 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
wat

exactly, wanna play?



you too Gdub!!

Last edited by getterdone36; 08-03-2010 at 12:41 AM. Reason: don't tell rohjoh or that ginger ****
08-03-2010 , 12:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
i thought you took a break from poker and 2p2. I didn't see you for like 2 months.
Oh yeah, I disappear from 2p2 for several months at a time every few months or so. mostly to get other life stuff str8.. I really don't play that much online poker imo
08-03-2010 , 12:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geIzH...eature=related

For some reason i want to see n00ds of this girl
08-03-2010 , 12:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Oh yeah, I disappear from 2p2 for several months at a time every few months or so. mostly to get other life stuff str8.. I really don't play that much online poker imo


tell me about it, rehab is a bitch every 3 months
08-03-2010 , 12:46 AM
i gotta sleep gd, gotta get up early
08-03-2010 , 12:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
ORLY?? A limped pot with a ridic overbet on the flop and that's your evidence of it's roggedness?? I had the ass side of anus over anus twice, lost 4/5 aipf races, had AA 3 times all of which I won the blinds with pre-flop and KK only 1 time which I got 1 caller then got it all in against top pair only to have him spike 2 pair. It's hard to lose 8bi in a 1200 hand session, but that's what I did tonight .... Well I guess it helps if you're also terrible at poker, which I am.
Mut's right.. im just a bit tilted lol

called a raise preflop holding QQ at nlhe.. flop KQ9, opponent had 99.. guess the turn.. yep, niner

plo I called a raise with KK55(double suited hearts/dimes) flop 345(2 hearts) opponent had AA6x.. no straight draw, no hearts... turn Ace hearts river case Ace

I emailed support both those hand histories and the JK one and claimed I was leaving for full tilt lol

im just tilted, and I have defintely gotten worse at poker over this last year

results or lack there of prove it
08-03-2010 , 12:47 AM
that thought i won a bet thread is full of win
08-03-2010 , 12:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
ORLY?? A limped pot with a ridic overbet on the flop and that's your evidence of it's roggedness?? I had the ass side of anus over anus twice, lost 4/5 aipf races, had AA 3 times all of which I won the blinds with pre-flop and KK only 1 time which I got 1 caller then got it all in against top pair only to have him spike 2 pair. It's hard to lose 8bi in a 1200 hand session, but that's what I did tonight .... Well I guess it helps if you're also terrible at poker, which I am.
so i wasnt alone in seeing how ridiculous that hand was.
08-03-2010 , 12:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by getterdone36
tell me about it, rehab is a bitch every 3 months
You kids, think yall got it tough.

Back in my day we use to leave the forums for 8 months at a time!! Thats what we call dedications
08-03-2010 , 12:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Karekaporto: donk beach
mutantk12: check check check all night long
Karekaporto: suck my ****
Karekaporto: .I.
Karekaporto: mother ****er
mutantk12: dont splash the pot karekaporto
not a peep after this hand though, he might have had it revoked idk

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP2: t4097 M = 34.14
CO: t10277 M = 85.64
BTN: t2880 M = 24
Hero (SB): t3245 M = 27.04
BB: t8355 M = 69.62
UTG: t3510 M = 29.25
UTG+1: t2715 M = 22.62
UTG+2: t10205 M = 85.04
MP1: t5570 M = 46.42

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is SB with K 4
UTG calls t80, 5 folds, BTN calls t80, Hero calls t40, BB checks

Flop: (t320) 4 4 5 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets t80, UTG calls t80, BTN raises to t320, Hero raises to t3165 all in, BB folds, UTG folds, BTN calls t2480 all in

Turn: (t6080) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6080) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6080
BTN shows 6 5 (two pair, Fives and Fours)
Hero shows K 4 (a full house, Fours full of Kings)
Hero wins t6080
08-03-2010 , 12:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
i gotta sleep gd, gotta get up early



<3 it's all good, I really didn't wanna take your money anyways, I am more interested in the EX's. I hope all is good in your world

Quote:
Originally Posted by bogan4life
You kids, think yall got it tough.

Back in my day we use to leave the forums for 8 months at a time!! Thats what we call dedications


lol pics of Bella or GTFO
08-03-2010 , 12:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elreymichael
so i wasnt alone in seeing how ridiculous that hand was.
what is ridiculous about shoving 250bb over a 3bb bet into a 10bb pot ?

      
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