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I don't even see what the big deal is with time travel, if you go back in time, you could really mess things up. And why would you want to go into the future? The future comes too quickly as it is.

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Sorry i'm not genius enough for you...?

07-23-2010 , 06:16 PM

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adizzle13

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i would go to future christmases and get all my gifts

07-23-2010 , 06:16 PM

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going into the future without getting any older is obviously baller

going back in time is only worth it if you plan on messing things up.

07-23-2010 , 06:17 PM

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Da33le

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you're 19, you shouldn't be getting christmas gifts.

Ahh, I didn't think about the no ageing factor.

07-23-2010 , 06:18 PM

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you're 19, you shouldn't be getting christmas gifts.

my mommy and daddy love me

07-23-2010 , 06:18 PM

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In Type 3, any event that appears to have caused a paradox has instead created a new time line. The old time line remains unchanged, with the time traveler or information sent simply having vanished, never to return. A difficulty with this explanation, however, is that conservation of mass-energy would be violated for the origin timeline and the destination timeline. A possible solution to this is to have the mechanics of time travel require that mass-energy be exchanged in precise balance between past and future at the moment of travel, or to simply expand the scope of the conservation law to encompass all timelines.[citation needed] Some examples of this kind of time travel can be found in David Gerrold's book The Man Who Folded Himself and The Time Ships by Stephen Baxter, plus several episodes[which?] of the TV show Star Trek: The Next Generation[citation needed] and the android sega in the Japanese TV series Dragonball Z[citation needed].

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07-23-2010 , 06:19 PM

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***PAGING PHIL0PP***

gucci mane is blasting in my house aorn

07-23-2010 , 06:19 PM

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Would it not be the case, that if you went forward in time you would also create a new timeline? How would it even work, you just magically pop up in the furute, or would it be like pressing fast forward on those old fasioned video players..?

07-23-2010 , 06:22 PM

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it would be one of those weird things you see in movies, where the guy spends like 1/2 hour figuring out when he has done in the past 5 years or whatever, and then finds out hes got teh herp and aids from a fatty.....dude.....

then he spends the next 45 minutes trying to correct it, but then in the last 15 minutes finds out that he was the fat dude who gave himself the aids and herp.

07-23-2010 , 06:22 PM

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It depends on which movies you've watched.

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07-23-2010 , 06:23 PM

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Da33le

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You watched the hangover recently?

07-23-2010 , 06:23 PM

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im not really sure, but the reason for the new time line theory (i dont know what its called) is because of the grandfather paradox

07-23-2010 , 06:24 PM

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You watched the hangover recently?

yes but this one has a new twist at the end

it could be "the hangover 2: lol, you got teh aids, lets find out how"

07-23-2010 , 06:24 PM

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i only shower to pass the time

07-23-2010 , 06:25 PM

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and to be clean, i guess

07-23-2010 , 06:25 PM

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the shower is one of the best times of day next to waking up, going to sleep, fapping, eating, pooping.

07-23-2010 , 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Francis M.H.

forward in time is theoretically proven in the theory of relativity, going backwards in time is a whole other notion. what scientists think is that if you go back in time you would open up a new line of time, basically that what you do wouldnt affect the time you left from.

if that makes any sense at all

whether it is correct is a different ? obv, but it makes sense.

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the shower is one of the best times of day

3 or 4 a day ftw

07-23-2010 , 06:26 PM

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im not really sure, but the reason for the new time line theory (i dont know what its called) is because of the grandfather paradox

well, if you've seen the futurama episode "roswell that ends well" then you would know the answer to that paradox and why you can't prevent your own existence.

because you are destined to **** your own grandmother.

07-23-2010 , 06:28 PM

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3 or 4 a day ftw

usually 3, sometimes 4 if i have baseball of some kind

07-23-2010 , 06:29 PM

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i let my hair grow too long ie not short. so it takes me like 2 minutes longer to shower. productivity fail. and i still don't know at which point one starts shampooing facial hair.

07-23-2010 , 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by adizzle13

the shower is one of the best times of day next to waking up, going to sleep, fapping, eating, pooping.

pooping is the worst time of day

although its made much more enjoyable with mobile web browsing.

07-23-2010 , 06:29 PM

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It depends on which movies you've watched.

Before I had heard of pr0n I used to watch that terrible film the Animal with Rob Schnider, i just used to fast forward until the part with the woman in the white dress.

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im not really sure, but the reason for the new time line theory (i dont know what its called) is because of the grandfather paradox

I think these scientists should spend more time on more important things, rather than things that are pretty much impossible to prove.

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With him he took a gun and killed his past self that was loading the gun, instantly killing him. The question is though, who fired the shot? The loop stays open with the person being dead who fired the shot. According to the theory however, there is always a cause before an effect saying that the future man is a copy of the past man, meaning he killed a different person.

What..

07-23-2010 , 06:32 PM

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i let my hair grow too long ie not short. so it takes me like 2 minutes longer to shower. productivity fail. and i still don't know at which point one starts shampooing facial hair.

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07-23-2010 , 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Chocula

pooping is the worst time of day

although its made much more enjoyable with mobile web browsing.

the feeling of a good poop is near to that of fapping imo

07-23-2010 , 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Chocula

pooping is the worst time of day

although its made much more enjoyable with accompanying your **** and fart noises with various melodies and beatboxing

fyp

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