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07-04-2010 , 02:13 PM
50 stars.
07-04-2010 , 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nham
i am on a 24-hour champagne diet
Pour a sister a glass then!
07-04-2010 , 02:18 PM
more liek cumspire
07-04-2010 , 02:26 PM
Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em $0.02 Ante - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $25.00
Hero (BTN): $8.29
SB: $11.17
BB: $27.22
UTG: $10.00
MP: $12.71

Pre Flop: ($0.27) Hero is BTN with J J
1 fold, MP calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, BB calls $0.30, MP calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.37) 4 5 6 (3 players)
BB bets $0.10, MP raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $1.60, BB calls $1.50, MP calls $1.20

Turn: ($6.17) 7 (3 players)
BB checks, MP bets $10.69 all in, Hero folds, BB calls $10.69

River: ($27.55) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $27.55
BB shows 8c Tc (a straight, Four to Eight)
MP shows 6h Ad (three of a kind, Sixes)
BB wins $26.19
(Rake: $1.36)
07-04-2010 , 02:31 PM
poop
07-04-2010 , 02:37 PM
my roommate just skyped me from the presidential suite of a hotel in prague...
07-04-2010 , 02:37 PM
07-04-2010 , 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Conspire
america - where ******s consistently get elected and screw everything up
That's racist.
07-04-2010 , 02:39 PM
Happy birthday America!
07-04-2010 , 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute
Happy birthday America!
07-04-2010 , 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brickie
Well he at least has the decency to be cordial while he hates us.
07-04-2010 , 02:50 PM
I don't hate you guise. I'm like a very good friend who isn't afraid to tell you that your gf is ugly.
07-04-2010 , 02:52 PM
Played my annual round of golf today. I'm as bad as I remember.
07-04-2010 , 02:54 PM
11sperm knows exactly what the **** cordial means and I just learned that **** like a week and a half ago and I was born here
07-04-2010 , 02:54 PM
no money in skype, everyones solid
07-04-2010 , 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
11sperm knows exactly what the **** cordial means and I just learned that **** like a week and a half ago and I was born here
You're doing pretty good for a panda iyam.
07-04-2010 , 02:57 PM
you ARE cordial
07-04-2010 , 03:01 PM
11beats, how have you been these days? I feel like we haven't chatted in a bit.
07-04-2010 , 03:03 PM
Btw the big American national holiday (independence day) is much better than the German one (reunion day). You celebrate getting rid of the British while we have to celebrate spending a lot of money on East Germans.
07-04-2010 , 03:03 PM
he's been cordial CAN'T YOU ****ING READ?
07-04-2010 , 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute
You're doing pretty good for a panda iyam.
I just realized I can't keep secrets from you you are kind of like a mind reader. Every noise my face knows how to make, you know what it means. I can not say anything, ever, that you don't understand that another human would. You can von heistchen me right to my eye and all I can hope is google doesn't return 'in summer outside our it makes Panda glonstob bodybag lol' and that you didn't just put a hit on me. that's ****ed up man
07-04-2010 , 03:03 PM
Orange cordial is my favourite.
07-04-2010 , 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
I just realized I can't keep secrets from you you are kind of like a mind reader. Every noise my face knows how to make, you know what it means. I can not say anything, ever, that you don't understand that another human would. You can von heistchen me right to my eye and all I can hope is google doesn't return 'in summer outside our it makes Panda glonstob bodybag lol' and that you didn't just put a hit on me. that's ****ed up man
Was?
07-04-2010 , 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
I just realized I can't keep secrets from you you are kind of like a mind reader. Every noise my face knows how to make, you know what it means. I can not say anything, ever, that you don't understand that another human would. You can von heistchen me right to my eye and all I can hope is google doesn't return 'in summer outside our it makes Panda glonstob bodybag lol' and that you didn't just put a hit on me. that's ****ed up man
There is romance in this post.
07-04-2010 , 03:07 PM
dies

      
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