you talking to mikelle right

you ARE mikelle right

Barq's rootbeer sucks because it's not really root beer it's just something with caffeine trying to be root beer but it sucks cause it's not A&W and what not.

i just watched aladdin like 2 weeksa go

it was awesomeraaaaaaabiiiiiiiiiann nights

i rode a magic carpet today

you ARE a magic carpet

I have been fapping like a god damn rabbit lately.

Why must you have back up? Why must you be right? It seems like you HAVE to win this argument, and you might even be satisfied if she had dinner with him and he tried to hook up with her, just because it would prove you right.

Another aspect that ****s you, is the whole trust issue. Every ****ing relationship in the god damn world goes this way. Guy and girl hook up. Guy and girl start to get serious. Feelings of insecurity and untrustfulness enter the relationship. (I may have just created a word)

Only thing you can do is let her go and try not to rub it in too much when it turns out you were right. If not, you risk being seen as controlling and oppressive.

rabbits dont fap, they aren't lonely and sad like you

emo boy.

THIS ALLINONTHETURN GUY IS OUTTA CONTROL!

I think I'm gonna make a Dennis Rader avatar one of these days imo.

hmm, that dog looks like it's being abused .. not trained.

no one cares.

**** all of you

i hate you guys.

especially you mikelle.

I have a Hyundai Santa Fe

I like "moranes" - ******ed like a true moran but with a subtle hispanic twist to it.

you ARE a subtle hispanic twist

ok omg i gotta poo and then go get some root beer and come back and smoke some weed and play some poker gah i really gotta buckle down and start putting in this volume we've always talked about

ok so I was really really high last night and watching stuff on youtubes and I thought to myself, you know, I might try human ...

simple tasks can become difficult sometimes

Hyundai/Kia have increased in quality over the years. If you are buying a new Sonata Id testdrive VW Rabbit/Golf/Jetta, Ford Fussion, and throw the Accord in for good measure.

child where are your parents?

had a good day. cleaned the crap out of this shed thing for my mom today. weather was real nice, so it was really pretty pleasant. went to a baseball game with an old highschool/college friend. good game, we came back in bottom of the 8th. didnt have to deal with my uncle. i have plans to do something social on saturday. i am getting out of my cave and starting to live again.