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04-02-2010 , 09:48 PM

#7826

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Chocula

lirva what is up with your lolcats

they always have their teeth sticking out

04-02-2010 , 09:49 PM

#7827

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Chocula

lirva what is up with your lolcats

they always have their teeth sticking out

you ARE their teeth sticking out

04-02-2010 , 09:49 PM

#7828

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t60 - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BigPike_1 (SB): t52917 M = 53.45
chtoumbo (BB): t18867 M = 19.06
Hero (CO): t36420 M = 36.79
pattonshark (BTN): t7760 M = 7.84

Pre Flop: (t990) Hero is CO with 3

Hero raises to t1500, pattonshark raises to t7700 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t6200

Flop: (t16390) 6

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t16390) T

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t16390) T

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t16390
Hero shows 3

(two pair, Tens and Threes)
pattonshark shows K

(a pair of Tens)
Hero wins t16390

13th out of 118

04-02-2010 , 09:49 PM

#7829

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

well if i do 11bpm he is gonna have to come to texas, im afraid some of his kraut kinfolk might try to bake me

Wtf, we aren't cannibals

! Anymore.

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

You know, it could be like fml or textsfromlastnight. Easy side income.

Yeah, I have no idea how to this though. Whatever, let someone else make the big money.

04-02-2010 , 09:50 PM

#7830

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

msb forget all the other pretenders ill **** u silly

I believe this, but something in the way you post makes me wonder if I should get an MMA coach before going there. I'm not the type that likes to get choked out and called names, so I think you'd be bored.

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

It would be amusing asking a girl for a sex review. I dont think many would do it though.

Oh I give reviews if I'm going to see them and get sex again. How do you think I get just what I want?

04-02-2010 , 09:50 PM

#7831

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

ATTENTION LIRVA

http://www.youtube.com/user/tabs24x7

04-02-2010 , 09:50 PM

#7832

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

you're still gonna lose

04-02-2010 , 09:51 PM

#7833

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

i imagine blue gives instructions while the action is taking place

04-02-2010 , 09:54 PM

#7834

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

you're still gonna lose

i dont care wat u think. if i did i would of asked you which will never happen bc any poker advice u have given me has been ****ty

04-02-2010 , 09:54 PM

#7835

204088

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

It would be amusing asking a girl for a sex review. I dont think many would do it though.

If an ex asked me, I'd be very honest.

04-02-2010 , 09:55 PM

#7836

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

i imagine blue gives instructions while the action is taking place

Is it racist, homophobic or just weird that I had him in my head when I read this?

04-02-2010 , 09:56 PM

#7837

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Is it racist, homophobic or just weird that I had him in my head when I read this?

I posted this just the other day, so maybe thats why.

Actually it was this:

04-02-2010 , 09:56 PM

#7838

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

ATTENTION LIRVA

http://www.youtube.com/user/tabs24x7

Last edited by LirvA; 04-02-2010 at 09:56 PM. Reason: fredd-bird for mod FFS!

04-02-2010 , 09:57 PM

#7839

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Is it racist, homophobic or just weird that I had him in my head when I read this?

how the hell could that be homophobic?

04-02-2010 , 09:58 PM

#7840

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

i ranked number 2 out of like 15 for my ex

fml

04-02-2010 , 09:58 PM

#7841

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

yeah fredd

also I imagined a black person giving orders and couldn't think of a black military woman

also I'm weird

04-02-2010 , 09:58 PM

#7842

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

i imagine blue gives instructions while the action is taking place

No that's pretty annoying. Unless you mean guidance by moaning - that's good. I don't direct traffic unless it's something I really don't like. Don't do anything with my ears for example. Leave them alone.

04-02-2010 , 09:58 PM

#7843

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

i dont care wat u think. if i did i would of asked you which will never happen bc any poker advice u have given me has been ****ty

i don't recall you ever listening to my advice

04-02-2010 , 09:59 PM

#7844

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

how the hell could that be homophobic?

I don't know, I'm confused.

04-02-2010 , 09:59 PM

#7845

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

A kitten bats around a ball of yarn but what he's really saying is, "You know I can't knit, mother****er."

That is one foul mouthed kitten.

04-02-2010 , 09:59 PM

#7846

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

)

lol

no i only get rough if ya want me to

i doubt id get bored, fwiw just being a good kisser goes a long way to turning me on. are you a good kisser ?

04-02-2010 , 09:59 PM

#7847

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

if a girl said oh right there i wouldn't find that annoying at all

and wtf why would someone bother your ears

04-02-2010 , 10:00 PM

#7848

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,343

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

noted

04-02-2010 , 10:01 PM

#7849

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

i don't recall you ever listening to my advice

maybe bc its ****ty.

04-02-2010 , 10:02 PM

#7850

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Do you moan intentionally to guide him? Reminds me of old kiddy games where someone got blindfolded and had to find the candy and the other people said "hot" when he walked in the right direction and "cold" when he walked away from the candy.

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