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03-29-2010 , 04:24 AM

#526

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Bogan would bang a fattie...he told me

if he mastubates, this is def true.

03-29-2010 , 04:24 AM

#527

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Ass vs. No Ass...the debate rages on!

Smaller T & A seems like the only thing Nick and bogan agree on strongly.

smaller than those t's and a's, ya.

03-29-2010 , 04:25 AM

#528

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

alright, now that I've added a whole ****in dollars worth of wisdom while on muscle relaxers, it is time for me to get past the ninjas and into bed...

you forgot your change.. 99c

03-29-2010 , 04:25 AM

#529

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

you have crushed my e-feelings! KEVROC come make them better thanks...

a fatty would crush me

03-29-2010 , 04:25 AM

#530

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

if he mastubates, this is def true.

03-29-2010 , 04:25 AM

#531

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,674

My pony is slowest one imo...

03-29-2010 , 04:25 AM

#532

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

you have crushed my e-feelings! KEVROC come make them better thanks...

Truth is, I could never bang you though.

You look too much like yarbles.

true story

03-29-2010 , 04:25 AM

#533

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

if he mastubates, this is def true.

Last edited by Nickerbocker; 03-29-2010 at 04:26 AM. Reason: edited smiley

03-29-2010 , 04:26 AM

#534

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

dude, his "girlfriend" is a man

Just cause she knocked you back cause you wont go down town sir

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Sir, if your misses left you, you'd have to go back to fatties...I doubt you'd get anyone as hot as her again..

ZING!

Id turn ghey, im not going the fat cooter

03-29-2010 , 04:26 AM

#535

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

a fatty would crush me

good gravy Mr. nHammy Sammich...bang her doggy...no one said she had to be on top of you. You could rape her in the face too...you have NO excuse now

03-29-2010 , 04:27 AM

#536

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

a fatty would crush me

doggie style ftw - got to lose those v plates sometime

03-29-2010 , 04:27 AM

#537

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

Truth is, I could never bang you though.

You look too much like yarbles.

true story

WHAT?!?

Sir, I have missed something. although I have no idea what Yarbles looks like...wow...just wow.

03-29-2010 , 04:27 AM

#538

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

good gravy Mr. nHammy Sammich...bang her doggy...no one said she had to be on top of you. You could rape her in the face too...you have NO excuse now

i also don't like them sexually

Last edited by nham; 03-29-2010 at 04:27 AM. Reason: much like goats

03-29-2010 , 04:27 AM

#539

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

a fatty would crush me

LIFETILT.

I am 5'11 165lbs.

I've had women over 300lbs on top of me.

Work the angles, you hafta know what you are doing.

It is seriously not an issue... unless you are doing it wrong...

03-29-2010 , 04:27 AM

#540

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,997

ugonnagetfaceraped.jpg

03-29-2010 , 04:28 AM

#541

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

good gravy Mr. nHammy Sammich...bang her doggy...no one said she had to be on top of you. You could rape her in the face too...you have NO excuse now

his dick wouldnt reach doing doggy.

03-29-2010 , 04:28 AM

#542

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Bogan would bang a fattie...he told me

Banging you is not banging a fattie, is banging a lovely shiela

03-29-2010 , 04:28 AM

#543

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

WHAT?!?

Sir, I have missed something. although I have no idea what Yarbles looks like...wow...just wow.

03-29-2010 , 04:29 AM

#544

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

big girls have that junk in the trunk iukwim

03-29-2010 , 04:29 AM

#545

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by OckerMan

Id turn ghey

twist twist

03-29-2010 , 04:29 AM

#546

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

LIFETILT.

I am 5'11 165lbs.

I've had women over 300lbs on top of me.

Work the angles, you hafta know what you are doing.

It is seriously not an issue... unless you are doing it wrong...

WTF dude 300lbs thats like 3 womans worth

03-29-2010 , 04:30 AM

#547

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

just what? WHat? WHAt? WHAT?!?!? I am NEVER posting pics of myself again...

03-29-2010 , 04:30 AM

#548

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

mate, if you cant get her wet without munching ur doing it wrong

If you don't like to lick a sexy girl, you sir, are doing it wrong.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

Hi MsBlue, how are you? Nice having you at this time of a day imo.

Thank you, I'm well! Nice to see you too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

I don't give a **** about the figures.

I care about the full figures.

Kev your preferences do go out to the extreme, but there are some tight waist big bum girls that are definitely sexy, and these boys would even call them fat. I don't like all of your range, but there is a good section in there I can support!