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04-01-2010 , 12:16 AM

#4976

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

that stuff makes me want to kill humans irl

04-01-2010 , 12:16 AM

#4977

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

I like the all berry package.

04-01-2010 , 12:16 AM

#4978

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

she's a pretty lady.

not prettier than me but prettier than you (by like A LOT) is my final conclusion

04-01-2010 , 12:16 AM

#4979

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Starbust and Skittles best candy imo.

04-01-2010 , 12:17 AM

#4980

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

my bro worked for Tyson.. they processed pigs from alive 'til packaged for sale, i think.. anyway.. he told me about his orientation at the job... they led the new employees through where they electricute the pigs, string 'em up by their hind legs to this elevated conveyor belt, stab 'em in the neck, they then inch along, suspended, over this big vat of blood.. from the prior bleeding out pigs.. he said 1 pig fell into the vat and was trying to swim along keeping his head above the blood line..

let's all now enjoy some sizzlin' bacon

Pigs are the only animal us non muslims are allowed to kill these days. Boning pigs (ducwidt) was one of the worst to do, so full of blubberish fat to cut through. Lamb was always my favorite, and if the slaughterman had ****ed up by not cutting the head of right you could start a soccer game with the head.

A beast falling down can be a real dangerous thing, one place where i worked had a Ox run through the first part of the slaughter floor after breaking through the gate of the conveyor before being killed. Ended up killing a guy who had been working there for 30 years after that they changed so many work place rules.

04-01-2010 , 12:17 AM

#4981

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

ban.

All Starbust is good

04-01-2010 , 12:17 AM

#4982

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,245

i unwrap them all before i eat em

04-01-2010 , 12:17 AM

#4983

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

don't tempt me bro, i'm coming to a cavaliers game soon which isn't that far from you, just make sure you know what you're getting yourself into

Binge drinking???

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

she's a pretty lady.

I'm gonna go ahead and be honest, that was not my first thought.

04-01-2010 , 12:18 AM

#4984

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

04-01-2010 , 12:18 AM

#4985

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

hey, Ms. Blue... where do you go for bras? vikkie's just isnt working out anymore.

04-01-2010 , 12:18 AM

#4986

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

i have all dressed crispers

and powdered sugar donuts

04-01-2010 , 12:19 AM

#4987

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Octoberman, could you please not tell us your stories about the poor animals you slaughtered?

04-01-2010 , 12:20 AM

#4988

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,214

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

she's a pretty lady.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

I like the all berry package.

well put

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 04-01-2010 at 12:21 AM. Reason: meant to have the halle berry pic and the berry package quote... I fail again

04-01-2010 , 12:21 AM

#4989

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Binge drinking???

well like that would be 6pm to 7pm, yeah, but that's only part of the panda experience, anyway i think you're just ****ing with me but true story i will see lebron james this season in cleveland (the only other thing on my bucket list behind louis ck) and true story i'm probably too shy to actually meet you anyway even if you're not just ****ing with me

Last edited by AngryPanda; 04-01-2010 at 12:23 AM. Reason: which is why i would never go to a 4L meetup and even if i did i would pretend i didn't and just like watch people from afar

04-01-2010 , 12:21 AM

#4990

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i have all dressed crispers

and powdered sugar donuts

Nobody knows what the **** you're talking about Aimee.

04-01-2010 , 12:21 AM

#4991

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Poker Stars $6.00+$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

jimmysturn (SB): t2851 M = 3.17
Hero (BB): t9055 M = 10.06
bobeatle (BTN): t1594 M = 1.77

Pre Flop: (t900) Hero is BB with J

bobeatle calls t600, jimmysturn raises to t2400, Hero raises to t4200, 1 fold, jimmysturn calls t451 all in

Flop: (t6302) A

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t6302) Q

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t6302) J

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6302
jimmysturn shows A

(HI: three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows J

(HI: a Royal Flush)
Hero wins t6302

ROYAL BABY NEW BR 27 br if didnt cash busto.

04-01-2010 , 12:21 AM

#4992

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

she's a pretty lady.

id let her tie me up

04-01-2010 , 12:22 AM

#4993

Nickerbocker

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 537

Quote:

Originally Posted by OckerMan

reporting this.

04-01-2010 , 12:22 AM

#4994

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

i unwrap them all before i eat em

wat.

inless u stick moar in your mouth than one peice and do a star brust ball this is fail

i do this sometimes.

04-01-2010 , 12:23 AM

#4995

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoopydance

hey, Ms. Blue... where do you go for bras? vikkie's just isnt working out anymore.

I have to order online. I can't really go to a regular store. Always measure.

http://www.barenecessities.com/

http://www.figleaves.com/uk/home.asp

04-01-2010 , 12:23 AM

#4996

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,214

Quote:

Originally Posted by OckerMan

hardcore

04-01-2010 , 12:23 AM

#4997

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

Killa most grocery stores take 10% damaged into account on orders. Its listed right on the oder sheets from truck deliveries etc. Further complicating things is the fact that
A. The product you order comes in from multiple companies whihc often keep track of their own inventory and also the fact that most of the people taking inventory do not have a degree, in fact while most managers of stores have a degree from podunk u most assistent managers are workslaves and routinely miss ten k of invetory. ITs done by scan guns and people are idiots. You just dont know.

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