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Full Tilt Poker $10 + $1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t2930 M = 4.88
BB: t7570 M = 12.62
Hero (UTG): t9545 M = 15.91
CO: t3650 M = 6.08
BTN: t7885 M = 13.14

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises to t1000, CO raises to t3650 all in, 1 fold, SB calls t2730 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t2650

Flop: (t10630) 5 4 5

Turn: (t10630) J

River: (t10630) Q

but on da 4 srs biz realziez I personally see an 80/20 rule with him. 20% of the time I think he is DylanDylanDylanDylanDylan and spits hot fire. 80% of the time I think he's not that good. I was just shocked that out of all his stuff, y'all been finnuh chose Go DJ and Fireman as his two greatest songs.

And to the other point, if you like listening him, you obviously don't think he sucks. I like some of his music too because it's good party / stereo music imo. I like a lot of what people considered "why hip hop is dead", but, I guess I like it for different reasons than they hate it. I don't listen to Lil Jon because he touches my soul and changes my life, I listen to him because when I'm leaned or drunk or w/e, dude blows my mind and his simplified beats and rhythmic nonsense choruses and yelling is what sounds good imo.

Speaking of which I know I've said this before but can't nobody in the whole damn universe listen to DMX "party" songs in a row and get all hyphy unless something is really wrong with them. I dare you to try it. TRIPLE DOG DARE

Pics?

kid cudi is god

dude phil i will answer when i get home or w/e, i was staying at work late today but there's some ghosts or **** flying around in here knocking **** over i'm getting freaked the **** out. i'm out

iyoaimo

embrace the martian

spame

Nobody knows what the **** you're talking about Panda.

plain pat wut up

90% on flop, 97% dog on turn, rigged

Poker Stars $35+$3 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 607732
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG+2: t1570 M = 52.33
MP1: t1490 M = 49.67
MP2: t1470 M = 49
Hero (CO): t1420 M = 47.33
BTN: t1460 M = 48.67
SB: t1480 M = 49.33
BB: t1540 M = 51.33
UTG: t1500 M = 50
UTG+1: t1570 M = 52.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is CO with 6 3 T A
4 folds, MP2 calls t20, Hero calls t20, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: (t70) 6 6 T (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets t70, BB folds, MP2 calls t70

Turn: (t210) J (2 players)
MP2 bets t60, Hero raises to t390, MP2 calls t330

River: (t990) T (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: t990
MP2 shows J J Q A (HI: a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
Hero mucks 6 3 T A
MP2 wins t990

LOL...you obv haven't seen me play!

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DJ, is there a public pic of you floating around or am i gonna have to contact my..contacts?

went.

so hai guise!

i will say this, Phil Taylor is the most dominant champion of all time, noone has done what he's done in any sport afaik

hey twerpy

what you been doing today?

The sickest thing is he's still getting better.

those arms make no sense

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