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03-20-2010 , 01:15 PM

#8976

PritEPritEGood

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

03-20-2010 , 01:15 PM

#8977

204088

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I have to be careful not to open it around my son. That'd be an interesting conversation.

03-20-2010 , 01:17 PM

#8978

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

KevRoc? wtf I never see you on here...

03-20-2010 , 01:17 PM

#8979

Chuppa

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,191

Good morning! My sister is over, and she has two daughters. One of them is 14 months old. We're feeding her bits of turkey, cheese, carrots, and cornbread while she's sitting in her booster seat. After we remove the straps and pick her up, we see a pile of food that she was sitting on. She sees it too, and lunges. We throw it away, and she cries, so we give her more cheese.

03-20-2010 , 01:18 PM

#8980

pmags88

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by OckerMan

your doing it wrong

your a terrible person and will be a terrible father if this is true

03-20-2010 , 01:19 PM

#8981

PritEPritEGood

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuppa

Fabulous story! I say make a thread about this, it's sure to be a winnar!

03-20-2010 , 01:19 PM

#8982

Chuppa

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,191

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

KevRoc? wtf I never see you on here...

How's blindness treating you?

03-20-2010 , 01:20 PM

#8983

OckerMan

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

your a terrible person and will be a terrible father if this is true

I have no problem if my daughter turns ghey, but if we are ever able to have a son well hmm

Last edited by OckerMan; 03-20-2010 at 01:21 PM. Reason: jks luv em what ever ldo

03-20-2010 , 01:21 PM

#8984

Chuppa

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,191

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Fabulous story! I say make a thread about this, it's sure to be a winnar!

Can you make a thread about it for me, please? Hearsay is so much better than first-hand experience. You could even amplify the words I used and throw in completely new sentences, because, ya know, you can.

03-20-2010 , 01:21 PM

#8985

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuppa

How's blindness treating you?

Although I wear glasses...I am not blind. It just happens that KevRoc and I are rarely on at the same time sir. So now that we have that out of the way, I say make a thread about feeding babies cheese

03-20-2010 , 01:22 PM

#8986

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

KevRoc? wtf I never see you on here...

I should be out with the kids but, I cant take them out without showering and shaving and I cant do that unless the wife gets up.

03-20-2010 , 01:23 PM

#8987

Chuppa

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,191

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

I say make a thread about feeding babies cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuppa

03-20-2010 , 01:23 PM

#8988

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

I should be out with the kids but, I cant take them out without showering and shaving and I cant do that unless the wife gets up.

KevRoc hunny, PUSH her out of bed. That will get her moving

03-20-2010 , 01:24 PM

#8989

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

KevRoc hunny, PUSH her out of bed. That will get her moving

I'm not waking her up.

I'm gaining FPPS.

03-20-2010 , 01:26 PM

#8990

PritEPritEGood

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

I'm not waking her up.

I'm gaining FPPS.

Sir did you sex her to much last night? Is that why she's sleeping at 1:30 in the afternoon. Did you throw some good ol' Kevroc into her?

03-20-2010 , 01:27 PM

#8991

g0tcuddly

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Tilt just decided to give me rackback... wtf?

03-20-2010 , 01:28 PM

#8992

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

dj's thread has turned out great, spaceman and that new guy hobo done some really good stuff

03-20-2010 , 01:28 PM

#8993

TiltNRun

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

Tilt just decided to give me rackback... wtf?

i did nothing of the sort

03-20-2010 , 01:29 PM

#8994

OckerMan

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Sir did you sex her to much last night? Is that why she's sleeping at 1:30 in the afternoon. Did you throw some good ol' Kevroc into her?

some kev**** more like it

03-20-2010 , 01:30 PM

#8995

OckerMan

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,120

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltNRun

dj's thread has turned out great, spaceman and that new guy hobo done some really good stuff

and wiggly ldo

03-20-2010 , 01:30 PM

#8996

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltNRun

i did nothing of the sort

This is no time for jokes! The world is going to end!!

03-20-2010 , 01:35 PM

#8997

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

Quote:

Originally Posted by OckerMan

and wiggly ldo

yeah wiggler does some good stuff, i'm a bit bored of the wiggling of pics that are already done though, spaceman has some great ideas out of thin air sometimes and thats the best part of the paint/shop threads, even if they arent done that well its the ideas that make them funny

also mikelle did a couple of good ones in there