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03-09-2010 , 02:47 AM
THE RED NAMES ARE COMING! THE RED NAMES ARE COMING!
03-09-2010 , 02:48 AM
see thats why i said never try to rob lep
03-09-2010 , 02:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elreymichael
see thats why i said never try to rob lep
i started out all .357 but then decided that the CHAACHING noise from racking the shotgun would be more fulfilling.


also it is hard to miss
03-09-2010 , 02:50 AM
you know there's something wrong in the world when the only time you feel truly alone on the internet is when you're using an encrypted proxy to encrypted search engine to encrypted proxy.
03-09-2010 , 02:50 AM
i would jump out of the attic and snap his neck with my stealth. true story.
03-09-2010 , 02:50 AM
Can't really even bluff when I get 93 3 times in row.
03-09-2010 , 02:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LirvA
ATC you got me started man.


Seriously you guise, things are only getting worse. And they're gonna get worse and worse and worse and worse until all ****ing hell breaks the **** out.

seriously.

[ Renton Narrating ] But the good times
couldn't last forever.



[ Woman Screaming ]



[ Screaming Continues ]
No! My God, no!



[ Renton Narrating ] I think Allison had
been screaming all day...



-but it hadn't really registered before.
-[ Screaming ]



- She might have been screaming
for a week for all I knew.
- [ Continues Screaming ]



- It had been days
since I'd heard anyone speak.
- Help me!



- Though surely someone must have
said something in all that time.
- [ Screaming Continues ]



- Surely to **** someone must have.
- Allison. Allison!



- [ Allison Screaming ] Help me, please!
- Hey, calm down!



- [ Screaming Continues ]
- [ Spud ] Everything'll be just fine.



[ Renton Narrating ] Nothing could have
been further from the truth.



- [ Both Screaming ]
- In point of fact,
nothing was gonna be just fine.



- [ Screaming Continues ]
- On the contrary,
everything was gonna be bad.



Bad. I mean, everything was gonna be
even worse than it already was.



No! My God!
No! No!



[ Screaming Continues ]
No! My God! No! No!



[ Screaming Continues ]



[ Allison Wailing ]



- [ Wailing Continues ]
- [ Softly ] ****.



[ Wailing, Screaming Continue ]



[ Renton Narrating ] It wasn't my baby.
She wasn't my baby.



Baby Dawn, she wasn't mine.



- Spud's, Swanney's, Sick Boy's?
I don't know.
- [ Continues Screaming ]



Maybe Allison knew, maybe not.



I wished I could think
of something to say.



Something sympathetic,
something human.



[ Sick Boy ]
Say something, Mark.



- [ Allison Crying ]
- [ Loudly ] ****ing say something, huh?



[ Crying Continues ]



I'm cooking up.
03-09-2010 , 02:51 AM
and steal his bandana if it looked cool
03-09-2010 , 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snoopydance
Can't really even bluff when I get 93 3 times in row.
we used to call that the sik hand on pokerroom.com... legends were made from overplaying it and losing


ask k0der i bet he knows
03-09-2010 , 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
and steal his bandana if it looked cool
it was pretty awesome
03-09-2010 , 02:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OckerMan
This is whenyou should post - No they are the Solution
hey : ) I'm a Liberal.. we dont generally make absolute pronouncements on the way things are or oughta be.. I'm not some fanatic that thinks its likely to happen..I dont wanna be without some protection if, God Forbid, the Cities of the USA have Rodney King like riots break out in multiple cities.. or who the hell knows what.. another Terrorist attack.. Ill have me shot gun.. and lil revolver to help communicate any serious messages that might need voicing err something
03-09-2010 , 02:53 AM
ahh, memories of the good ole pokerroom days.

03-09-2010 , 02:53 AM
COME ON BEAL, SHOW ME YOUR TINFOIL HAT
03-09-2010 , 02:55 AM
k0dergarph.fap
03-09-2010 , 02:56 AM
In Oklahoma it is illegal to stick your finger up your butt.

It is also illegal to have sex doggy style with a man or woman.

oral sex is also illegal.

(all is IIRC AFAIK)
03-09-2010 , 02:57 AM
i wonder why they rake hu sng hands


imo
03-09-2010 , 02:57 AM
people are ******ed in OK
03-09-2010 , 02:58 AM
oklahoma has fake beer too


i used to rent a car and fill it with beer to bring to my buddy in okc

fyl
03-09-2010 , 02:58 AM
unpossible
03-09-2010 , 02:58 AM
date: Februrary 20, 2016

"Friday a man was arrested and sentenced to thirty years in federal prison without trial. He was guilty of copyright violation. Witnesses reported that the man was singing a Beatles song to himself out loud."
03-09-2010 , 02:59 AM
if only i had started poker at 16 =(
03-09-2010 , 03:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LirvA
date: Februrary 20, 2016

"Friday a man was arrested and sentenced to thirty years in federal prison without trial. He was guilty of copyright violation. Witnesses reported that the man was singing a Beatles song to himself out loud."
STOP SPOILING 2016 NEWS FOR ME... I WANNA ENJOY IT FOR MYSELF!
03-09-2010 , 03:00 AM
i went to okc one time. actually two times. it was humid and all the older women were fat.
03-09-2010 , 03:01 AM
on the plus side you can get a tattoo in okc nao


and they have casinos
03-09-2010 , 03:01 AM
If my opponents defeat me in life and taint my world with their corruption, I will not live under their control. I would rather die.

      
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