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02-05-2010 , 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
Perfectly acceptable imo. I
:blush: Sorry I missed it. Hi JM3.
It's ok. I was wondering how you did the JM3 thing & now that I have quoted your post I know

sup /sup...I approve.

How are you doing?

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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
Eric Ripert and Padma Lakshmi should release a sex tape imo.
I don't like tall wimmens, but it's probably only fair that they let the general public see their sex tapes afaik.
02-05-2010 , 11:58 AM
I have a sex vid of Anya Ayoung Chee and Hiroko Mima fwiw
02-05-2010 , 11:59 AM
I would also probably watch a Tom Colicchio/Gail Simmons sex tape fwiw.
02-05-2010 , 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
I would also probably watch a Tom Colicchio/Gail Simmons sex tape fwiw.
Tom Colicchio is a gay homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that), so this would certainly be a collector's edition.

I hear she secksed most of the male contestants prior to getting married.
02-05-2010 , 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
It's ok. I was wondering how you did the JM3 thing & now that I have quoted your post I know

sup /sup...I approve.

How are you doing?
Pretty well. A little bummed about the imminent snowfall but doing great otherwise. How are you?

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I don't like tall wimmens, but it's probably only fair that they let the general public see their sex tapes afaik.
Tall Asian girls ftw. I do love Michelle Wie you know...

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Originally Posted by killa
I have a sex vid of Anya Ayoung Chee and Hiroko Mima fwiw
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02-05-2010 , 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by killa
I didnt think it was so bad tbh
Well now I'm suspicious and paranoid. I made a post to that effect in the low content thread.
02-05-2010 , 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
Pretty well. A little bummed about the imminent snowfall but doing great otherwise. How are you?
Really? When I lived in the cold north I kinda enjoyed the snow for the most part. The thing I hated about winter was how frickin dark it always was.

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Tall Asian girls ftw. I do love Michelle Wie you know...
I do know this. I just have a personal dislike toward tall girls.
02-05-2010 , 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Why's that?
Because if I'm not literal/specific enough I know that you will use what I say against me to look dumb Making me look dumb really isn't that hard though imo

Anyway I forgot what I was going to say to you but didn't and posted that I have to be careful instead.
02-05-2010 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
Pretty well. A little bummed about the imminent snowfall but doing great otherwise. How are you?
I'm about to get hammered too. At least that's what the news people are saying. As best as I can tell it's only a few inches though so I don't know what the deal is. Maybe it's gonna be sleety before it snows or something.
02-05-2010 , 12:14 PM
Has jm3 poasted the full list of poasters for omg yet?
02-05-2010 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
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uploading now for your pleasure
02-05-2010 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
Because if I'm not literal/specific enough I know that you will use what I say against me to look dumb Making me look dumb really isn't that hard though imo

Anyway I forgot what I was going to say to you but didn't and posted that I have to be careful instead.
Do I actually do that? Examples?

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Originally Posted by bogan4life
Has jm3 poasted the full list of poasters for omg yet?
Just the top 69...

1 Mayo 41,535
2 dangeraw 22,850
3 jmitchell42 19,271
4 j2sooted 19,179
5 AllTheCookies 17,738
6 brian0721 15,296
7 Gizmo 13,979
8 Conspire 13,303
9 Angry Panda 11,880
10 getterdone36 11,267
11 dkgojackets 11,245
12 leprous_hand 11,230
13 nham 10,962
14 cajunaimee 10,634
15 allinontheturn 9,848
16 Mutant K12 9,514
17 sootedgapper 8,919
18 tunaman3000 8,680
19 LirvA 7,526
20 chaucerchick 7,499
21 Count Chocula 7,480
22 reefdawg 7,266
23 GiantWalleye 6,578
24 RuleThirtyFour 6,383
25 Tartufo 6,292
26 8_High 6,130
27 k0derkid 5,912
28 jacktay 5,875
29 MoneyMatt1 5,650
30 StepBangin 5,579
31 Ryan Beal 5,266
32 gtpitch 5,213
33 The Brickie 5,012
34 MadeLiefje 4,752
35 Beauseefuss 4,567
36 fuluck 4,336
37 iplayscared 4,170
38 Low Key 4,139
39 thac 3,968
40 pelicanpoker 3,936
41 pd86 3,920
42 -Insert Witty SN- 3,577
43 JMurder3 3,512
44 Matjoez 3,472
45 Mischman 3,292
46 Kentucky Buddha 3,288
47 killa 3,265
48 Toast91185 3,144
49 xBornToLosex 3,088
50 fredd-bird 3,087
51 obiedman 3,017
52 RockStarPoker 2,848
53 aao 2,785
54 pmags88 2,782
55 MsPoopyButt 2,741
56 spaceman Bryce 2,603
57 Kevroc 2,596
58 High Time John 2,469
59 Schlitz mmmm 2,436
60 lowercasecaps 2,422
61 bogan4life 2,414
62 11beatsperminute 2,339
63 LetMeLive 2,294
64 Pawntificator 2,140
65 Rohjoh 2,104
66 phil0pp 2,102
67 Minor Threat 2,096
68 emmemere 2,074
69 higherkicker 2,062
02-05-2010 , 12:19 PM
Ill be top 50 by end of this omg at my normal rate imo
02-05-2010 , 12:21 PM
Are people going to think I'm perverted for having a top 69 list?
02-05-2010 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Are people going to think I'm perverted for having a top 69 list?
Yes. I thought that's why you did it there tbh. I didn't realize that just happened to be the number above 2000. Or maybe that makes me the pervert... I don't know. Hmm I'm quite troubled now.
02-05-2010 , 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
Yes. I thought that's why you did it there tbh. I didn't realize that just happened to be the number above 2000. Or maybe that makes me the pervert... I don't know. Hmm I'm quite troubled now.
Well, it actually used to be a top 67 list, but then I realized I had forgotten 2 posters. But yeah, it's everyone with 2k plus.

Also, I believe whether one is a pervert or not, one should probably not worry about it unless it has a deleterious impact on ones daily life.
02-05-2010 , 12:36 PM
super bowl prop bets

Inspirational stories:
References to the Haitian backgrounds of Pierre Garçon and Jonathan Vilma: over/under 4.5
References to Saints "uniting" New Orleans: over/under 4.5
Number of CBS pre-game features in which New Orleans jazz musicians (Harry Connick Jr., Wynton Marsalis, etc.) talk about Hurricane Katrina: over/under 0.5

Hometown flavor:
References to Bourbon Street: over/under 1.5
Shots of the French Quarter: over/under 4.5
References to any food item associated with New Orleans (gumbo, jambalaya, beignets, etc.): over/under 4.5
Reference to any person, place, or thing associated with the state of Indiana (Indy 500, John Mellencamp, Gov. Mitch Daniels, etc.): over/under 1.5

CBS promos:
Shots of featured cast members of any CSI show in the stands: over/under 1.5
Commercials for or mentions of the Masters: over/under 7.5
Commercials for or mentions of Undercover Boss, the new reality series premiering after the game: over/under 14.5
Will Jim Nantz make a pun on Undercover Boss at any time during the game (referring to a wide receiver as "under covered," for example)? yes/no

The halftime show:
Announcers' use of the phrase "Who Dat?" before or after The Who go on stage: over/under 0.5
Will there be a reference to Peyton Manning as a "wizard," specifically as a pun on "Pinball Wizard"? yes/no
Will "Magic Bus" be used as bumper music at any time? yes/no
Will deceased members of The Who John Entwistle or Keith Moon be mentioned by broadcasters, stadium announcers, or onstage? yes/no
Will Entwistle's replacement Pino Palladino be named? yes/no
Will a mention of Keith Moon lead to a mention of Warren Moon? yes/no

The game:
References to Peyton Manning studying film: over/under 3.5
References to Drew Brees studying film: over/under 0.5
Will there be a graphic of a grade-three ankle sprain? If so, will that graphic rotate to better see the ligament in question? yes/no
Will Saints kicker Garrett Hartley's four-game suspension for taking Adderall be mentioned? yes/no
Will anyone other than Drew Brees or Manning attempt a pass? yes/no
How many plays will be subjected to replay review? over/under 4.5
Which will happen first, illegal shift or lining up in the neutral zone?
Will the referee's mic go dead for more than a second? yes/no
Will a penalty flag be waved off at any point? yes/no
The first time a coach throws a challenge flag, will he struggle to remove it from his pocket? yes/no
Will Gumbo get his revenge on Reggie Bush? yes/no
Will the first tackle to report as eligible be eligible to take a head-of-household standard deduction or eligible only to take the single- or married-filing-separately deduction?

Family:
Will Peyton's mother Olivia Manning be mentioned by name? yes/no
Will Peyton's older brother Cooper Manning be mentioned by name? yes/no
Will Peyton's wife Ashley Manning be mentioned by name? yes/no
Will Drew's wife Brittany Brees be mentioned by name? yes/no
Will any other player's wife, child, or sibling be mentioned by name? yes/no

The commercials:
Ads featuring talking animals: over/under 3.5
Ads that encourage you to go to the Web to watch the "uncensored" or "extended" version: over/under 2.5
Which beverage will be featured in more spots, Coke or Budweiser?

Miscellaneous:
Will there be acknowledgement that it's the 44th Super Bowl with the 44th president in office? yes/no
Shots of Kim Kardashian in which the announcers make no reference to Kim Kardashian because they have no idea how to do it tastefully: over/under 0.5
02-05-2010 , 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
super bowl prop bets

Inspirational stories:
References to the Haitian backgrounds of Pierre Garçon and Jonathan Vilma: over/under 4.5 over
References to Saints "uniting" New Orleans: over/under 4.5 under...they will use other synonyms as well
Number of CBS pre-game features in which New Orleans jazz musicians (Harry Connick Jr., Wynton Marsalis, etc.) talk about Hurricane Katrina: over/under 0.5 I dunno, I don't watch pre-game shows...I'm pretty sure etc. will appear, though

Hometown flavor:
References to Bourbon Street: over/under 1.5 ez over
Shots of the French Quarter: over/under 4.5 under
References to any food item associated with New Orleans (gumbo, jambalaya, beignets, etc.): over/under 4.5 Who's doing the game Sims & Nantz? They don't know nann about food...I'll go under
Reference to any person, place, or thing associated with the state of Indiana (Indy 500, John Mellencamp, Gov. Mitch Daniels, etc.): over/under 1.5

Seems a bit vague...I'll go over

CBS promos:
Shots of featured cast members of any CSI show in the stands: over/under 1.5 under
Commercials for or mentions of the Masters: over/under 7.5 under
Commercials for or mentions of Undercover Boss, the new reality series premiering after the game: over/under 14.5 over
Will Jim Nantz make a pun on Undercover Boss at any time during the game (referring to a wide receiver as "under covered," for example)? yes/no
Yes, Nantz loves bad puns
The halftime show:
Announcers' use of the phrase "Who Dat?" before or after The Who go on stage: over/under 0.5 lol halftime...I'll go over
Will there be a reference to Peyton Manning as a "wizard," specifically as a pun on "Pinball Wizard"? yes/no no
Will "Magic Bus" be used as bumper music at any time? yes/no no
Will deceased members of The Who John Entwistle or Keith Moon be mentioned by broadcasters, stadium announcers, or onstage? yes/no yes
Will Entwistle's replacement Pino Palladino be named? yes/no no
Will a mention of Keith Moon lead to a mention of Warren Moon? yes/no no

The game:
References to Peyton Manning studying film: over/under 3.5 under
References to Drew Brees studying film: over/under 0.5 under
Will there be a graphic of a grade-three ankle sprain? If so, will that graphic rotate to better see the ligament in question? yes/no yes, yes (they best bring out the good graphics for the Super Bowl
Will Saints kicker Garrett Hartley's four-game suspension for taking Adderall be mentioned? yes/no no
Will anyone other than Drew Brees or Manning attempt a pass? yes/no no
How many plays will be subjected to replay review? over/under 4.5 under
Which will happen first, illegal shift or lining up in the neutral zone? illegal shift...lining up in the neutral zone is rare...unless it includes jumping into the neutral zone
Will the referee's mic go dead for more than a second? yes/no no
Will a penalty flag be waved off at any point? yes/no no
The first time a coach throws a challenge flag, will he struggle to remove it from his pocket? yes/no no...are they going to have cameras monitoring this? How do you define a struggle?
Will Gumbo get his revenge on Reggie Bush? yes/no I don't understand this question, so I will say "no"
Will the first tackle to report as eligible be eligible to take a head-of-household standard deduction or eligible only to take the single- or married-filing-separately deduction? ez single or married

Family:
Will Peyton's mother Olivia Manning be mentioned by name? yes/no yes
Will Peyton's older brother Cooper Manning be mentioned by name? yes/no yes
Will Peyton's wife Ashley Manning be mentioned by name? yes/no no
Will Drew's wife Brittany Brees be mentioned by name? yes/no no
Will any other player's wife, child, or sibling be mentioned by name? yes/no No, because Kim Kardashian is not a wife, child, or sibling

The commercials:
Ads featuring talking animals: over/under 3.5 under...lots of human acting animals, though
Ads that encourage you to go to the Web to watch the "uncensored" or "extended" version: over/under 2.5 I would say 2, so under
Which beverage will be featured in more spots, Coke or Budweiser? Bud-wise-errrr

Miscellaneous:
Will there be acknowledgement that it's the 44th Super Bowl with the 44th president in office? yes/no no
Shots of Kim Kardashian in which the announcers make no reference to Kim Kardashian because they have no idea how to do it tastefully: over/under 0.5over
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02-05-2010 , 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
I'm about to get hammered too. At least that's what the news people are saying. As best as I can tell it's only a few inches though so I don't know what the deal is. Maybe it's gonna be sleety before it snows or something.
LOL Cincinnati imo

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Originally Posted by killa
uploading now for your pleasure


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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Really? When I lived in the cold north I kinda enjoyed the snow for the most part. The thing I hated about winter was how frickin dark it always was.



I do know this. I just have a personal dislike toward tall girls.
I guess I am just bitter because I didn't sign up for this. I live just outside DC in Northern VA. We've had more snow than Boston this year.
02-05-2010 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
I guess I am just bitter because I didn't sign up for this. I live just outside DC in Northern VA. We've had more snow than Boston this year.
I suppose that is reasonable. I was quite annoyed when it was in the 40s & low 50s for a coupla weeks in FL.

I found out today that Boston has the lowest rate of alcoholism of any city in America (Fresno has the highest).
02-05-2010 , 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
I suppose that is reasonable. I was quite annoyed when it was in the 40s & low 50s for a coupla weeks in FL.

I found out today that Boston has the lowest rate of alcoholism of any city in America (Fresno has the highest).
I'm pretty surprised about Boston having the lowest alcoholism rate in the country.
02-05-2010 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by killa
uploading now for your pleasure
02-05-2010 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
I'm pretty surprised about Boston having the lowest alcoholism rate in the country.
I think it was calculated based on alcohol-related incidents or summin, so we prob just hold our alcohol better, what with all the Irish folk. Or we have really lazy cops.
02-05-2010 , 12:57 PM
Recently my #1 entry into the search engine on bulktube.com is "LBFM", just so you guys know.
02-05-2010 , 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by tunaman3000
Recently my #1 entry into the search engine on bulktube.com is "LBFM", just so you guys know.

      
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