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02-04-2010 , 05:33 PM

#701

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

i used to have an adderal hook up. i won 1200 at 1/2 two times on adderal.

I got an adderall hookup. From my doctor bitch suck it

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I remember when my 2+2 avatar used to be summin like this for metagame purposes...

Have you ever been high?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

weed smell doesnt stick iyam. me and my friends have argued about this many, many times.

Your friends are apparently much smarter than you are or at least have closer to normal olfactory sensories.

02-04-2010 , 05:33 PM

#702

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,998

Playing the 5 10 game at fw stoned off your ass is loads of fun imo

02-04-2010 , 05:34 PM

#703

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

For a long time I refused to visit Bang Brothers dot com because I thought it was a gay porn website.

results?

02-04-2010 , 05:35 PM

#704

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

n00bishness? idk. Same thing for me. Got AA and I was knocking over all my chips and tried to set my bet right in front of me and ended up throwing it half way across the table and then did the hellmuth thing where I covered my mouth with my fists all quick and hard like a toddler having a temper trantrum.

lol i know ive never had that prob again. the first time i walked into a cardroom i couldnt stop smiling for like 20 min tho

02-04-2010 , 05:35 PM

#705

Conspire

*********

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 14,925

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

weed smell doesnt stick iyam. me and my friends have argued about this many, many times.

i disagree, exposure to any type of smoke will stick imo

02-04-2010 , 05:35 PM

#706

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

maybe if you held the blunt and its seeped in your hand but i have never smelled weed smoke on someone 5 mins after they smoked.

02-04-2010 , 05:35 PM

#707

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

lol my first pot at fwoods (like 4th hand) got quad kings and looked like michael j fox i have no idea why

hahaha

first hand i ever played live. was 2-5 spread, I got dealt QQ, i raise some guy repops all in and im thinking wow im gonna get coolered first hand. he had ak and i won. first hand.

i also hit the bad beat jackpot for like 8k at that casino once

02-04-2010 , 05:35 PM

#708

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

ERRONEOUS

02-04-2010 , 05:36 PM

#709

Cola

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 13,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

Youtube linking will never make me feel smarter. It's fun?

Also there was totally this alien race in star trek that spoke in metaphor, and they seemed pretty on the ball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5Nv1-dLhA#t=4m20s

02-04-2010 , 05:36 PM

#710

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

Have you ever been high?

pfff I know you're working with the Florida Bar. I plead the fiff yo.

02-04-2010 , 05:36 PM

#711

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

Yeah me too. Everything is so ****balls intense and a raise is like a ****ing monster trying to eat my soul and I don't make any rash decisions. I think playing baked makes me focus and is +EV imo.

pretty much this

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

weed smell doesnt stick iyam. me and my friends have argued about this many, many times.

i disagree

02-04-2010 , 05:36 PM

#712

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

Playing the 5 10 game at fw stoned off your ass is loads of fun imo

5/10? BOC how often do u go?

02-04-2010 , 05:36 PM

#713

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Chocula

you know that's a bruce springsteen song right

don't cockblock me

02-04-2010 , 05:37 PM

#714

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

Btw phil where do you live CT or MA
You probably said but I aint scroling up

ma fwoods trip iyo?

02-04-2010 , 05:37 PM

#715

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

ya well i checked a royal flush on the river at 6/12 limit cuz i didnt know i had it

02-04-2010 , 05:38 PM

#716

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

erroneous on all counts

02-04-2010 , 05:38 PM

#717

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

results?

splooge.gif

02-04-2010 , 05:39 PM

#718

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

everytime i got superblazed and played teh pokerz i would wear sunglasses but not because i was worried about tells, i just didn't want people to think i had eye herpes. instead id be the huge douche at the table wearing ray bans

02-04-2010 , 05:40 PM

#719

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

both r +ev anyway imo

02-04-2010 , 05:41 PM

#720

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Wearing sunglasses at a poker table is so lol.

02-04-2010 , 05:41 PM

#721

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

Quote:

Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Hey jacktay, I see you like "dancing in the dark".
I like that too, so next time you need a dancing partner, give me a call, okay?

So how was your experience on this site so far, any funny stories?
I get messages from cougars all the time, lol.

Make it a great day

Hey sir,

You seem like pretty amazing guy.

I have heard some really funny stories, especially one about this guy called 11sperm, rumor has it he sticks his disco stick in corpses, but they have to be at least a 7.5 - 10, he does have high standards.

So you have a fabulous day!

02-04-2010 , 05:44 PM

#722

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

splooge.gif

That didn't really answer my question. It might have been very revealing about your sexual tendencies, but it didn't really answer my question.

02-04-2010 , 05:44 PM

#723

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

bump

02-04-2010 , 05:44 PM

#724

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

lol this totally wont be funny to you but it cracks me up. me and my friend would get blazed and play some super serious headsup matches and wear sunglasses and hoodies and ****. ahhhhh.