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02-03-2010 , 10:42 PM

#9626

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

also, i cant believe its not butter>butter.

02-03-2010 , 10:42 PM

#9627

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

When she got home, she noticed a sticky liquid on her tights.

The substance was analysed by police and later identified as animal semen.

A 15-year-old girl was smeared with liquid by a man on 7 December on Ostrich Lane, Prestwich.

Later that day another 15-year-old was followed.

On 17 December a 14-year-old girl was in a shop on Mill Gate in Bury town centre with her mother when a man bumped into her and wiped a white substance on her bottom.

The next day, a man followed two 13-year-old girls on Bury Old Road, near to the M60 in Prestwich.

In the latest attack, on 25 January, a man approached two girls, aged 15 and 16, on Pinfold Lane, Whitefield, and asked them the time.

One of the girls then noticed liquid dripping from her skirt.

In each incident, the offender was described as being a white man, aged between 25 and 35 and was carrying a bag.
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...er/8495630.stm

02-03-2010 , 10:44 PM

#9628

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

02-03-2010 , 10:44 PM

#9629

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

But what kind of animal semen?

ffs they always leave out the important details

02-03-2010 , 10:45 PM

#9630

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

I don't even want to know what happened to that guy in life to develop that fetish!

02-03-2010 , 10:46 PM

#9631

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

But what kind of animal semen?

ffs they always leave out the important details

I used bull semen.

Last edited by allinontheturn; 02-03-2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason: ooops, perhaps I've said too much

02-03-2010 , 10:46 PM

#9632

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I don't even want to know what happened to that guy in life to develop that fetish!

most likely a severe lack of animal semen when he was young

02-03-2010 , 10:47 PM

#9633

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I used bull semen.

how pedestrian

02-03-2010 , 10:47 PM

#9634

DarkMysticx

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,636

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfH9i-C9ico

I don't know if I'm just really stoned, but I'm like amazed by this song.

02-03-2010 , 10:50 PM

#9635

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

how pedestrian

Have you ever tried to jerk off a squirrel?

02-03-2010 , 10:51 PM

#9636

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Have you ever tried to jerk off a squirrel?

Fif

02-03-2010 , 10:52 PM

#9637

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

milking a cat is difficult

02-03-2010 , 10:55 PM

#9638

DarkMysticx

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,636

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

milking a cat is difficult

so is milking a girl with small breasts.

02-03-2010 , 10:57 PM

#9639

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

false

02-03-2010 , 10:58 PM

#9640

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

I've got breasts, can you milk me, Focker?

02-03-2010 , 10:58 PM

#9641

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

IN B4 AIMEE HAS NO SELF CONTROL

02-03-2010 , 10:58 PM

#9642

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

They should look for farmhands that work with breeders. I think they actually have people that get sperm samples from horses and cattle. I don't know that this guy could trespass and tamper with animals he doesn't have normal access to. At least not as many times as it would take to walk around with a bag full!!!

02-03-2010 , 10:59 PM

#9643

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkMysticx

so is milking a girl with small breasts.

You don't know how breasts work. You are way off here!!

02-03-2010 , 11:01 PM

#9644

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

You don't know how breasts work. You are way off here!!

like bags of sand...right?

02-03-2010 , 11:02 PM

#9645

Beauseefusss

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8

donkament 45 minutes

tourney id 239038472
pw boris78

02-03-2010 , 11:02 PM

#9646

Beauseefusss

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8

play mutant

02-03-2010 , 11:02 PM

#9647

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

IN B4 AIMEE HAS NO SELF CONTROL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauseefusss

donkament 45 minutes

tourney id 239038472
pw boris78

02-03-2010 , 11:04 PM

#9648

Beauseefusss

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8

stfu

02-03-2010 , 11:05 PM

#9649

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauseefusss

play mutant

queef is playing... might have to consider

02-03-2010 , 11:05 PM

#9650

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Also I apologize for the beat down the Colts are about to inflict upon your Taints

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