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02-01-2010 , 06:30 PM

#6626

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

she doesnt quite realize how traumatizing it is for a 27yr old man to have to tell his mom he needs her to leave so he can beat off in a cup.

i thought you were younger for some reason

02-01-2010 , 06:31 PM

#6627

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

i should just tell her im a sexual dynamo and i need 20 minutes min

02-01-2010 , 06:32 PM

#6628

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

she doesnt quite realize how traumatizing it is for a 27yr old man to have to tell his mom he needs her to leave so he can beat off in a cup.

if she was a good mother she would have given you a hand

02-01-2010 , 06:32 PM

#6629

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

dy·na·mo (dn-m)
n. pl. dy·na·mos
1. A generator, especially one for producing direct current.
2. An extremely energetic and forceful person:

02-01-2010 , 06:33 PM

#6630

DarkMysticx

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,636

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

if she was a good mother she would have given you a hand

by buying him some playboy magazines, correct?

02-01-2010 , 06:36 PM

#6631

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Is bogan still in this donkament?

And panda, I live in n.Ireland and I've just always supported the bengals because my uncle does and he made support them when I was like 12

02-01-2010 , 06:39 PM

#6632

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkMysticx

by buying him some playboy magazines, correct?

no, by massaging his penis

02-01-2010 , 06:40 PM

#6633

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Wow JM3... I vaguely recall that friend thread. I think "it was all the rage from 06/01/08 to 06/02/08" is accurate. I just looked for it now. We're not "friends" anymore, we're "contacts"

02-01-2010 , 06:42 PM

#6634

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

i should just tell her im a sexual dynamo and i need 20 minutes min

Pro tip, mom's know when you are lying.

02-01-2010 , 06:43 PM

#6635

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

paging lil' Luther

02-01-2010 , 06:43 PM

#6636

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

Wow JM3... I vaguely recall that friend thread. I think "it was all the rage from 06/01/08 to 06/02/08" is accurate. I just looked for it now. We're not "friends" anymore, we're "contacts"

I don't need to look on some list to know who my friends are, sir

02-01-2010 , 06:43 PM

#6637

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

i read somewhere certain african tribes mom's suck the kids dick to stop them crying

02-01-2010 , 06:44 PM

#6638

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,860

Jactay are you excited about the Super Bowl? Any SB party plans?

02-01-2010 , 06:44 PM

#6639

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

02-01-2010 , 06:45 PM

#6640

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Is bogan still in this donkament?

And panda, I live in n.Ireland and I've just always supported the bengals because my uncle does and he made support them when I was like 12

02-01-2010 , 06:45 PM

#6641

DarkMysticx

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,636

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltNRun

i read somewhere certain african tribes mom's suck the kids dick to stop them crying

orly... I heard similar stories, National Geographic?

02-01-2010 , 06:45 PM

#6642

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,245

good times

02-01-2010 , 06:46 PM

#6643

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Not imo.

TOTP ldo

the other weekend i drank a lot of beer (for me) and ate 3 5 layer burritos

yeah that was a fun morning

02-01-2010 , 06:47 PM

#6644

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

oh hai guys

in b4 i go to sleep in 3 hours fml

02-01-2010 , 06:47 PM

#6645

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

its nearly an impossible task with my ****ed up arm. i have to stop as the white stuff is coming out then reposition the recepticle in my bum right hand and then resume the deed without dropping the recepticle. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

02-01-2010 , 06:47 PM

#6646

omega3fishoil

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 37

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkMysticx

orly... I heard similar stories, National Geographic?

nanny cam imo

02-01-2010 , 06:48 PM

#6647

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

jackie, i hope you appreciate what im going for for you.

02-01-2010 , 06:48 PM

#6648

TiltNRun

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

actually thinking bout it, i think it was some show on tv, that had japanese women breastfeeding cats too, uk tv is pretty random

02-01-2010 , 06:49 PM

#6649

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Isn't all this why god invented the fleshlight with sperm cup?

Last edited by JMurder3; 02-01-2010 at 06:50 PM. Reason: Or has god not invented this? No wonder I'm agnostic...

02-01-2010 , 06:49 PM

#6650

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,860

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

This should be the perfect play to get a hand job from one of your girlfriends.

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