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02-01-2010 , 03:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
pic of k0ders "girl"?

i do not see rupaul
02-01-2010 , 03:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by omega3fishoil
i do not see rupaul
wat
02-01-2010 , 03:09 AM
Here's to your Thin Red Line

I'm Stepping Over!
02-01-2010 , 03:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0derkid
GREAT, GRAND, WONDERFUL
Thanks a lot.. isnt that a line from Trading Places?
02-01-2010 , 03:10 AM
poker is dumb, run bad at final table again


Poker Stars $30+$3 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t600/t1200 Blinds - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t46938 M = 26.08
SB: t59425 M = 33.01
BB: t15388 M = 8.55
UTG: t33120 M = 18.40
Hero (UTG+1): t28314 M = 15.73
MP: t19051 M = 10.58
CO: t76764 M = 42.65

Pre Flop: (t1800) Hero is UTG+1 with K 8 A T
1 fold, Hero calls t1200, 4 folds, BB checks

Flop: (t3000) T 2 T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t2400, BB raises to t10200, Hero raises to t18000, BB calls t3988 all in

Turn: (t31376) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t31376) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t31376
BB shows T 3 4 K (a full house, Tens full of Fours)
Hero shows K 8 A T (a flush, King high)
BB wins t31376



Poker Stars $30+$3 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t600/t1200 Blinds - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: t52938 M = 29.41
CO: t62425 M = 34.68
BTN: t26576 M = 14.76
SB: t27720 M = 15.40
Hero (BB): t12926 M = 7.18
UTG: t17251 M = 9.58
UTG+1: t79164 M = 43.98

Pre Flop: (t1800) Hero is BB with K Q 2 A
5 folds, SB raises to t3600, Hero raises to t10800, SB calls t7200

Flop: (t21600) K T 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t2126 all in, SB calls t2126

Turn: (t25852) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t25852) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t25852
SB shows 9 7 8 7 (a flush, Ten high)
Hero shows K Q 2 A (two pair, Kings and Threes)
SB wins t25852
02-01-2010 , 03:11 AM
**** you pokerstars
02-01-2010 , 03:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
Here's to your Thin Red Line

I'm Stepping Over!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2R2KXNQR1M
02-01-2010 , 03:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
**** you pokerstars
A****INGMEN.
02-01-2010 , 03:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
Thanks a lot.. isnt that a line from Trading Places?
fail
02-01-2010 , 03:16 AM
Blue Eyed Murder In A Size Five Dress!

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 02-01-2010 at 03:17 AM. Reason: Unchained
02-01-2010 , 03:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0derkid
fail
it's sumthin like,"grand, great, thanks a lot"

by dan aykroyd's character Lewis or Louie : )
02-01-2010 , 03:21 AM
yep... it's a dikfur
02-01-2010 , 03:21 AM
wall-e signed up for pokerstars after being sold by their slogan,"pokerstars! bring out the pokerstar in you"

then something went.............. Horribly Wrong

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 02-01-2010 at 03:21 AM. Reason: : ) lol
02-01-2010 , 03:21 AM
GOOD, GREAT, GRAND
02-01-2010 , 03:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0derkid
fail
I am not sure you are allowed to use that word any more
02-01-2010 , 03:22 AM
NO YELLING ON THE BUS
02-01-2010 , 03:24 AM
imo
02-01-2010 , 03:24 AM
If you're feeling down depressed and lonely
I know a place where we can go
22 Acacia Avenue meet a lady that I know
So if you're looking for a good time
And you're prepared to pay the price
Fifteen quid is all she asks for
Everybody's got their vice

If you're waiting for a long time for the rest to do their piece
You can tell her that you know me and you might even get it free
So any time you're down the East End don't you hesitate to go
You can take my honest word for it she'll teach you more than you can know

Charlotte can't you get out from all of this madness
Can't you see it only brings you sadness
When you entertain your men don't you know the risk of getting disease

Some day when you're reaching the age of forty
I bet you'll regret the days when you were laying
Nobody then will want to know
You won't have any beautiful wares to show any more

22 the avenue that's the place where we all go
You will find it's warm inside the red light's burning bright tonight

Charlotte isn't it time you stopped this mad life
Don't you ever think about the bad times
Why do you have to live this way
Do you enjoy your lay or is it the pay

Sometimes when you're strolling down the avenue
The way you walk it makes men think of having you
When you're walking down the street
Everybody stops and turns to stare at you

22 the avenue that's the place where we all go
You will find it's warm inside the red light's burning bright tonight

Beat her mistreat her do anything that you please
Bite her excite her make her get down on her knees
Abuse her misuse her she can take all that you've got
Caress her molest her she always does what you want

You're running away don't you know what you're doing
Can't you see it'll lead you to ruin
Charlotte you've taken your life and you've thrown it away
You believe that because what you're earning
Your life's good don't you know that you're hurting
All the people that love you don't cast them aside
All the men that are constantly drooling
It's no life for you stop all that screwing
You're packing your bags and you're coming with me
02-01-2010 , 03:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
wall-e signed up for pokerstars after being sold by their slogan,"pokerstars! bring out the pokerstar in you"

then something went.............. Horribly Wrong
i signed up long before i saw that
02-01-2010 , 03:24 AM
food taboos is all mental
02-01-2010 , 03:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngryPanda
food taboos is all mental
so you are saying it is ok for me to have sex with food?
02-01-2010 , 03:27 AM
Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right...? Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful.
[shouts]
Bus Driver: No yelling on the bus!

Last edited by k0derkid; 02-01-2010 at 03:27 AM. Reason: imo
02-01-2010 , 03:27 AM
muntant winning this thread
02-01-2010 , 03:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
so you are saying it is ok for me to have sex with food?
it's always been okay, as long you are past the mental block.
02-01-2010 , 03:30 AM
whos muntant

      
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