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01-22-2010 , 02:07 PM

#4151

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I am not sure if the order of marriage and conception says anything about intelligence or predicts anything about future happiness.

Every man should know that you dont ring it until she is up the duff, **** i only put a ring on it 6 weeks ago and donotwant.jpg marriage for a long long time.

Why would you give up the goot life (and the goot seck) so early unless you had no choice?

01-22-2010 , 02:08 PM

#4152

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

anyhoo im really going this time, o/u on me scoring another 50 at cricket today?

01-22-2010 , 02:10 PM

#4153

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,091

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

So that every poll about your child for the rest of his or her life doesn't have 'bastard' as the correct answer.

01-22-2010 , 02:15 PM

#4154

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

seck with condoms is a waste imo, plus i trapped/got trapped by a goodie at least it wasnt a 5am special

I agree. I wait to sex a girl until I trust her and know that she's on reliable birth control before I smash her out. I'm old fashioned like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I am not sure if the order of marriage and conception says anything about intelligence or predicts anything about future happiness.

This is certainly false.

01-22-2010 , 02:20 PM

#4155

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,860

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogan4life

and a couple of addictions and a couple of iq points imo

oh and my misses is probably 10 years younger to

and you still have a soul.

01-22-2010 , 02:35 PM

#4156

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

*** FLOP *** [Qh Th Jc]

I've seen better flops for Ad Ac ...

01-22-2010 , 02:37 PM

#4157

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

*** FLOP *** [Qh Th Jc]

I've seen better flops for Ad Ac ...

that's the worst you've gotten?

01-22-2010 , 02:37 PM

#4158

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,091

I got cracked the other day by A5 off suit when a three hit the river.

01-22-2010 , 02:40 PM

#4159

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

that's the worst you've gotten?

In terms of the equity v combos against which you're getting action from it's pretty much as bad as it gets. Pretty much anything you're likely getting action from is pair+straight draw and better.

Can you think of a worse board that isn't 3 flushed?

01-22-2010 , 02:41 PM

#4160

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I smoked crack the other day by the river.

fyp

01-22-2010 , 02:43 PM

#4161

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,091

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

fyp

01-22-2010 , 02:44 PM

#4162

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

You quoted the wrong guy killa.

01-22-2010 , 02:45 PM

#4163

RippedAirForceDude

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 341

789 two-tone is worse imo.. Depending on pf action

01-22-2010 , 02:47 PM

#4164

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

well i typically get that except 3 flushed

01-22-2010 , 02:47 PM

#4165

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,997

so i been playing this MTT o8 trny like it was plo only ...

01-22-2010 , 02:51 PM

#4166

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

so i been playing this MTT o8 trny like it was plo only ...

lock low, chase high

01-22-2010 , 02:52 PM

#4167

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by RippedAirForceDude

789 two-tone is worse imo.. Depending on pf action

I disagree mainly because flops like this are the kind of flops QQ/JJ A9 want to get a lot of action in on the flop due to the draws. Depending on villain and pre obv.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

well i typically get that except 3 flushed

I flopped a set of J's yesterday on a 3 flush board of Jc8c5c. Potted the flop, donk called OOP turn 7x. Donk shoves, I snap call. Donk has Ah2c. River 4c. I lol'd.

I'm going to get some lunch I think ...

01-22-2010 , 02:53 PM

#4168

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

01-22-2010 , 02:56 PM

#4169

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

mee-rawr

01-22-2010 , 02:57 PM

#4170

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

Makes me think about what he folds out there and it's actually not a terrible play [although he was terrible].

01-22-2010 , 03:02 PM

#4171

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Oh noes math is being done without me

01-22-2010 , 03:05 PM

#4172

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Makes me think about what he folds out there and it's actually not a terrible play [although he was terrible].

speaking of terrible plays:

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $26.00
UTG: $30.35
MP: $14.85
CO: $48.30
BTN: $6.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with Q

2 folds, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, CO calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.75) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $1.25, CO calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.25) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets $3.25, CO calls $3.25

River: ($10.75) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets $7.25, CO calls $7.25

Final Pot: $25.25
Hero shows Q

(a pair of Queens)
CO shows 5

(two pair, Sixes and Fives)
CO wins $24.05
(Rake: $1.20)

01-22-2010 , 03:06 PM

#4173

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,860

ITT We Pay Tribute to our Fallen 4L Mods:

Mayo
JMitch
Low key

01-22-2010 , 03:07 PM

#4174

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Time John

ITT We Pay Tribute to our Fallen 4L Mods:

Mayo
JMitch
Low key

are the mods all you talk about? seriously, i can set you up with a *********** appointment if that's what you really want.

Last edited by nham; 01-22-2010 at 03:08 PM. Reason: that's "**** sucking"

01-22-2010 , 03:09 PM

#4175

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

2 folds, CO calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, CO calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.75) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $1.25, CO calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.25) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets $3.25, CO calls $3.25

River: ($10.75) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets $7.25, CO calls $7.25

Final Pot: $25.25
Hero shows Q

(a pair of Queens)
CO shows 5

(two pair, Sixes and Fives)
CO wins $24.05
(Rake: $1.20)

Check river imo. Not many combo's call you that you beat, but an ass ton of pair+straight draws get there as 2 pair or better. Idk if you can get much but QJ/QT to call for value there.

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