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i would, butnaaaahhhh sorry sir, got married once learned my lesson. im game for cheap sex and poker. and cocktails!

i need to get out of the house or im gonna be doing round 6 today iukwim. peace.

you don't have to tell me what is standard in tournaments. i probably played more of them than you with better results but w/e. openlimping is just bad. but you apparently don't have opening light at bubbles (or opening light in general) in your gameplan because if you did why on earth wouldn't you want to open w/KK as well. you are a clueless nit and plz go ahead and post this hand in MTT strat and you'll see how insanely standard open raising is here. oh and just because you got it in good (which isn't too hard with KK preflop) doesn't mean that there aren't more profitable ways to play a hand? you could just openjam evertime AA and you will certainly get it in good every time does it say you played the hand optimal? hell no.

people like you who suck at poker and are just sooo blissfully ignorant tilt me sooo bad when they complain about badluck or w/e because improving your game would help you so much more than whining like a little bitch.

wow i think you just put me on lifetilt. how ****** clueless can one single person be? aaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhh. hint: waiting for KK+ isn't the key to HU success. but as you probably do that i can totally understand why you think HU is boring. seriously... quit poker you sick 3r shark...

/waste of time

bwahahahaha atc

dont stop

what about live in dependent/pool boy

ill rock my collection of spedos for ya lol

mutant is God

hotness after supreme hotness

i have never played a 10 cent trny. it was probably when i was playing the 1.10 DoNs.

not like i am LK posting playmoney hands lol

i have posted a lot less of them lately

i am a fan of that site... what can i say?

hmmmmmmmmm im gonna have to fold. no speedos

well i hope so

red head googlie moogliez

iknowrite!!! I went to get a candy bar with my sub the other day, ****ing ridiculous. It's been years since I've bought a candy bar at a gas station though.

Somehow I know my hh's would be brought up in this. I posted one b/c I genuinely wanted responses on my line. I've gotten as many responses here in omgomgomg as I got in uNL where I also posted it. The other one was to troll danger ranger.

I shareth too much in my pitch? lol

ok off to get a drink to go b4 bar closes, later tulz. brb

prob nsfw but not nudez...

omg FU mutant I was gonna run AA but you got a locked thread on front page!!! wtf


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im still learning and i havent been playing poker for that long. but knowing a short stack pushbot is going to push a lot of the time, i want them to raise so i can reraise all in or call an all in. i wasnt whining at all about the hand. once again, everything happened as i wanted it to. and most the time i bust the player with 77.

nothing wrong with not liking HU. it's boring to me. i was slightly joking about never getting hands. i do just fine HU in trnys though.

wow congrats. ur better than me at poker. a lot of ppl are. im ok with it.

NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME AT ANYTHING I WILL GRAPE YOU ALL!!!

GRAPES PENIS BOOBIES

lol that was ages ago.... i took over ATF for a bit earlier as well (they moved the thread though)

I am so gonna repost that AA thread in 4L (with pics ldo)