"Authorities called to an apartment complex in Marina Del Rey last night discovered the body of a man slumped on a third-floor balcony. The deceased, said to be about 75, had suffered a gunshot wound, thought to be self-inflicted. The twist: Neighbors had seen the body, in plain view, over the much of the week but dismissed it as a Halloween prop."

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:*(

WAT (NSFW?)

tuna you're not a mod anymore?

j/k i remember.

Would just like to say hello guys. this is my first post, would like to tell you about myself, and what i think of you. You guys are all ****in pathetic. I am sick of all of your lingo and youre other bull****. Terts, secks, frist, poast, your annoying check boxes. GET A LIFE. I hate the fact that all you that bitch about tapping the tank give strategy to other worthless pieces of ****, who we should be winning alot more money from. Instead you tell them how to play it better, no wonder why poker is getting harder. BLOW ME. ALl the mods...do you think youre gonna get a broad with the fact you moderate this **** and pass your life away seeing what people write. NO jesus christ its pathetic, go out and ****in meet people. I would be shocked if 50% of people on here werent virgins, just because you are the worlds biggest pieces of ****, all in one forum.
I can count how many poker players I like on one hand. Daniel, no one cares about your mom, they only pretend to care because you make them money with endorsements, so please talk only about poker and other things you are terrible at, and stop boring us with your mom. Phil Ivey OMG. How do you like this guy? He'll never talk to you groupy honkys, and he looks like he has down syndrome the way he stares into space. Is it cool or something that he eats his gummy bears the same way he eats something else?. Patrik antonious obviously likes the men too. And Gus hansen, no one cares about your fake eye bulges whenever you have a decision to make. Shaun Deeb, youre disgusting, youre fat, you make me sick at the table, are you cool cause you smoke weed? Try heroine maybe youll die quicker. Yes you win alot, but find me one 7/10 that would even touch you, even if it was in a private jet of yours. I dont hate all poker players, or all you 2+2ers, stevesbets is the man by the way.
PLAYING POKER is not something to brag about, being rich is. SO if youre rich i congratulate you, but no one cares it's from poker.SO get a life, quit knocking on the tank, stop giving strategy to people who you would be winning much more money at otherwise. Stop idolizing poker pros like theyre actually people that matter in the real world. My first post =D

CONFIRMED

I would be drinking lots of water if i were giz

crazy emos

Peeing gold and wine has got to sting.

i wonder if god has a tim tebow complex

tim tebow is a ****

Anyone know where I can get an unlocked iphone?

What is tim tebow?

a ****

lol koder
that post was funny

i'm not very good with holdem manager

omgz daisy is on top of me

PLEASE RESPOND

Sick reef brag.

Hi stevesbets.

confirmed!

lulz

DAISY!!