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Poker Stars $10+$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG: t3225 M = 10.75
UTG+1: t2370 M = 7.90
UTG+2: t3115 M = 10.38
MP1: t1400 M = 4.67
MP2: t9085 M = 30.28
CO: t18279 M = 60.93
BTN: t11950 M = 39.83
Hero (SB): t975 M = 3.25
BB: t10648 M = 35.49

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is SB with 5

UTG calls t200, 2 folds, MP1 raises to t900, 3 folds, Hero raises to t975 all in, BB calls t775, UTG calls t775, MP1 calls t75

Flop: (t3900) 2

(4 players - 1 is all in)
BB bets t3900, UTG folds, MP1 calls t425 all in

Turn: (t4750) 3

(3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t4750) A

(3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t4750
MP1 shows T

(two pair, Queens and Fives)
Hero shows 5

(a full house, Aces full of Fives)
BB shows 6

(two pair, Aces and Fives)
BB wins t850
Hero wins t3900

shortstack, imo.

09-23-2009 , 04:00 PM

#5702

k0derkid

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my powers, they are strong.

09-23-2009 , 04:04 PM

#5703

YouCantEscape

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,207

too many cards

09-23-2009 , 04:05 PM

#5704

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

09-23-2009 , 04:05 PM

#5705

Gizmo

Guest

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Quote:

Originally Posted by YouCantEscape

too many cards

my thoughts.

09-23-2009 , 04:06 PM

#5706

Kentucky Buddha

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

tl;dw

It's 51sec. You would love it Panda. I can say this without fear of contradiction, or dangling participles.

09-23-2009 , 04:07 PM

#5707

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by YouCantEscape

too many cards

I would take more if they let me

09-23-2009 , 04:08 PM

#5708

Kentucky Buddha

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

I would take more if they let me

You has to be Jean Robert Bellande for that.

09-23-2009 , 04:09 PM

#5709

YouCantEscape

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,207

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

It's 51sec. You would love it Panda. I can say this without fear of contradiction, or dangling participles.

this really is one of those "concerned citizens" i hate so much. that guy is an inconfident loser that wants to boost his ego and i love that one slap is enough to make him fly ...

09-23-2009 , 04:11 PM

#5710

AngryPanda

live 42 day

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

It's 51sec. You would love it Panda. I can say this without fear of contradiction, or dangling participles.

I don't participate in participle danglin'
Misconstructed sentences can be so angerin'

UH CAN U SAY PLATINUM

09-23-2009 , 04:11 PM

#5711

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

my powers, they are strong.

Poker Stars $10+$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: t15115 M = 50.38
UTG+1: t1225 M = 4.08
UTG+2: t9980 M = 33.27
MP1: t9125 M = 30.42
MP2: t17290 M = 57.63
CO: t9283 M = 30.94
BTN: t13548 M = 45.16
Hero (SB): t3700 M = 12.33
BB: t4290 M = 14.30

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is SB with 6

UTG calls t200, 2 folds, MP1 raises to t400, 3 folds, Hero raises to t1600, 1 fold, UTG calls t1400, 1 fold

Flop: (t3800) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets t2100 all in, UTG calls t2100

Turn: (t8000) 3

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t8000) J

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t8000
UTG shows 6

(a flush, Jack high)
Hero shows 6

(a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins t8000

09-23-2009 , 04:12 PM

#5712

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by YouCantEscape

this really is one of those "concerned citizens" i hate so much. that guy is an inconfident loser that wants to boost his ego and i love that one slap is enough to make him fly ...

Cliffs on what they were saying?

09-23-2009 , 04:13 PM

#5713

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by YouCantEscape

this really is one of those "concerned citizens" i hate so much. that guy is an inconfident loser that wants to boost his ego and i love that one slap is enough to make him fly ...

I love the non-verbals the "concerned citizen" leans in and even claps his hands together which is an extremely aggressive behavior (not only for humans but other primates) and he is sooooo spoiling for a fight...until he gets his ass kicked. LOLz I just hate bullies, that is just what he was being. Very fun stuff.

09-23-2009 , 04:14 PM

#5714

YouCantEscape

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#1 repeats like 10 times: STUB OUT THE CIGARETTE
#2 doesn't react at first but #1 continues to get on his nerves so he screams: WTF DO U WANT and slaps him

oh and I love how #1 calls #2 a "boy" and then gets totally ownd

09-23-2009 , 04:18 PM

#5715

Aigyptos

old hand

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im 12 and what is this thread?

09-23-2009 , 04:19 PM

#5716

Kentucky Buddha

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

I don't participate in participle danglin'
Misconstructed sentences can be so angerin'

UH CAN U SAY PLATINUM

I don't mind it in speech and informal writing. If you are writing an APA paper and come up with some of the **** I have seen....I just shake my head really.

LEMME TELL YOU WHAT IS PLATINUM

CHUMP SLAPS MY LOOSIE...I FLATEN 'EM!

09-23-2009 , 04:19 PM

#5717

AngryPanda

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Quote:

Originally Posted by YouCantEscape

tl;dr

09-23-2009 , 04:20 PM

#5718

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

Dawg I just wiki'd grammar terms I can't even pronounce half them words

Last edited by AngryPanda; 09-23-2009 at 04:20 PM. Reason: i see a grammy in our future

09-23-2009 , 04:22 PM

#5719

High Time John

Verified Smartass

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That video makes me want to bitch slap somebody.

09-23-2009 , 04:24 PM

#5720

rohjoh

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09-23-2009 , 04:24 PM

#5721

Kentucky Buddha

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by YouCantEscape

This.

Plus, #1 repeats crap about "this is Germany" with the implication that he was just a visitor from Turkey and if he didn't like it...he could GTFO!

Then #2 unleashes EPIC pimp hand. LOLz

09-23-2009 , 04:26 PM

#5722

Kentucky Buddha

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohjoh

It's all fun and games until your Dachshund throws up all over your stuff.

Badgerdogs for the win.

09-23-2009 , 04:27 PM

#5723

YouCantEscape

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8fT0JfalY this video is gold as well...

hamburg reeperbahn. redlight district. the bald dude is a pimp who shows his whorehouses to a camera team. and the other dude is some random punter.

edit: the pimp is also a former boxer. he killed himself last year tho. depression caused by money problems.