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09-02-2009 , 11:47 AM

#2651

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

Nvm I zoomed in

no drugs itt

09-02-2009 , 11:54 AM

#2652

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Are you not entertained?!?!

09-02-2009 , 12:06 PM

#2653

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

i actually messed up when i mspainted that picture

because it was supposed to be a am i not merciful pic

but i forgot that the other dude says that

09-02-2009 , 12:07 PM

#2654

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

actually i used paint.net so that i could rotate the face slightly :groin:

09-02-2009 , 12:08 PM

#2655

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Paint.NET ftw!!!

09-02-2009 , 12:12 PM

#2656

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

:grin:

Last edited by Count Chocula; 09-02-2009 at 12:12 PM. Reason: hmm i guess that's the wrong one

09-02-2009 , 12:12 PM

#2657

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

how do I Paint.NETed?

Last edited by LirvA; 09-02-2009 at 12:13 PM. Reason: :smirk: IYAM

09-02-2009 , 12:12 PM

#2658

Count Chocula

banned

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09-02-2009 , 12:13 PM

#2659

LirvA

banned

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in after Big Grin

09-02-2009 , 12:18 PM

#2660

Count Chocula

banned

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:biggrin:

09-02-2009 , 12:18 PM

#2661

Count Chocula

banned

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damn this forum...

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL

09-02-2009 , 12:19 PM

#2662

Count Chocula

banned

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You're gonna love Vietnam.

Forever.

09-02-2009 , 12:19 PM

#2663

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

You suck Count. You used to be a good poster, but look at you now. Just look at you! You've become ... oh no

You've become LirvA

FYL

09-02-2009 , 12:20 PM

#2664

Count Chocula

banned

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i 'm spamming to increase my post count

09-02-2009 , 12:21 PM

#2665

Count Chocula

banned

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and no i don't post as bad as you yet because i don't even try to attempt lolcats

although if i took that step i'm sure we would be comparable

09-02-2009 , 12:23 PM

#2666

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

how do I Paint.NETed?

http://getpaint.net

09-02-2009 , 12:23 PM

#2667

LirvA

banned

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09-02-2009 , 12:25 PM

#2668

reefdawg

dogvomt

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

soon this will be me

09-02-2009 , 12:26 PM

#2669

Count Chocula

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 19,345

the problem with your lolcats isn't so much the captioning, although the captioning does suck

what is up with the pictures you choose

some of the ugliest damn cats i've ever seen

pick a cute cat LDO

09-02-2009 , 12:26 PM

#2670

aao

crazy theorist

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 16,869

i only asked for them to turn on my boomswitch...

Quote:

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PokerStars Support Team

09-02-2009 , 12:27 PM

#2671

reefdawg

dogvomt

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

lol <3 stars support

09-02-2009 , 12:28 PM

#2672

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Chocula

wtf are you talking about? That lolcat I just posted is used in apx. 19% of all communications on the internet today. How is that not success? How is that not achievement? My lolcats are the best you will ever see son.