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07-19-2009 , 01:47 PM

#9601

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

/thread

07-19-2009 , 01:49 PM

#9602

Gizmo

Guest

Posts: n/a

i'm sorry to bring my mess up. Just not many people I can call who can really empathize in my life right now, nor do I really want to want bother them. Just upset.

07-19-2009 , 01:55 PM

#9603

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

07-19-2009 , 01:58 PM

#9604

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

I wish there were something to say that could help. That really sucks.

07-19-2009 , 01:58 PM

#9605

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

i'm sorry to bring my mess up. Just not many people I can call who can really empathize in my life right now, nor do I really want to want bother them. Just upset.

I may have missed it, but why is your brother kicking your mother out?

07-19-2009 , 02:01 PM

#9606

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

i just found my new hobby - reading popular mechanics magazines from the early 1900s on google books.

07-19-2009 , 02:01 PM

#9607

prodonkey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Usually had liquid cocaine has jager, 151, goldschlauger/rumpel

powdered form is better imo

ftw

07-19-2009 , 02:02 PM

#9608

prodonkey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i just found my new hobby - reading popular mechanics magazines from the early 1900s on google books.

what have u learned

07-19-2009 , 02:03 PM

#9609

Gizmo

Guest

Posts: n/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i just found my new hobby - reading popular mechanics magazines from the early 1900s on google books.

Aren't you on vacation?

07-19-2009 , 02:03 PM

#9610

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

i could have gotten a job that paid $100 a month!

07-19-2009 , 02:03 PM

#9611

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

powdered form is better imo

ftw

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Last edited by Jackitos; 07-19-2009 at 02:03 PM. Reason: Ok, I lie it is.

07-19-2009 , 02:05 PM

#9612

prodonkey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i could have gotten a job that paid $100 a month!

BOC imo

07-19-2009 , 02:06 PM

#9613

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i just found my new hobby - reading popular mechanics magazines from the early 1900s on google books.

Am I going to have a flying car by now? Because I want one. FML

07-19-2009 , 02:06 PM

#9614

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

what have u learned

after going down a steep slope motor cars could race at a rate of 60 miles per hour!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Aren't you on vacation?

yeah but i'm ****ed because my time at home is spent reading news sites and consumer blogs.

i only have one month left before frosh week

don't worry i have friends - I SWEAR I DO

EDIT: and oh yeah... i didn't get a job either... so i need something to do with my time

07-19-2009 , 02:10 PM

#9615

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

Am I going to have a flying car by now? Because I want one. FML

yeah i don't know how people can say we're progressing too quickly - as long as i'm still wiping my ass by hand i will never be pleased.

i can offer you a gasoline-powered trench digger or an $8000 torpedo in the meantime though.

07-19-2009 , 02:11 PM

#9616

prodonkey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

imo

07-19-2009 , 02:15 PM

#9617

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

imo

i said "wipe my ass" not "lose my anal virginity to high pressure water"

07-19-2009 , 02:16 PM

#9618

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

WTF my sister brought a frog into the house i don't know where she found it.

07-19-2009 , 02:16 PM

#9619

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

The Japanese have all kinds of options for you there bub! There are some things that are pretty awesome, but by and large I am let down too. I am watching a show right now on the Planet Green network about biofuel that is pretty good. Meh.

07-19-2009 , 02:17 PM

#9620

prodonkey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i said "wipe my ass" not "lose my anal virginity to high pressure water"

07-19-2009 , 02:19 PM

#9621

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

WTF my sister brought a frog into the house i don't know where she found it.

pics of sister

07-19-2009 , 02:20 PM

#9622

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i said "wipe my ass" not "lose my anal virginity to high pressure water"

That is a good idea for apple picking. Picking vegetables is the cruelest thing I have ever done. That f'n sucks to be bent over all day, the apple thing would not be nearly as bad.

Ron White has a funny bit on the toilet deal.