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07-14-2009 , 11:03 PM
its ghey rehab, because they are canadian, they have this overwhelming urge to suck dick, and stacking rocks cosntantly is the only thing they have found to suppress the urge
07-14-2009 , 11:07 PM
Dealer: cajunaimee has a straight flush, Eight to Queen
07-14-2009 , 11:08 PM
aimee chases queens
07-14-2009 , 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by j2sooted
aimee chases queens
maybe they are trannies.....
07-14-2009 , 11:09 PM
PM for hand reading tips

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $3.92
PhD.PokeHer (SB): $2.68
00Govan00 (BB): $5.20
cajunaimee (UTG): $6.05
PwNToSaURuS (UTG+1): $2.31
BigHairyApe (UTG+2): $1.74
alebin.x (MP1): $3.41
4_2_it (MP2): $4.90
tunaman3000 (CO): $7.38

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BTN with A 7
PwNToSaURuS says "OWNDDDD", cajunaimee raises to $0.04, PwNToSaURuS calls $0.04, 3 folds, 00Govan00 says ".75 lol", PwNToSaURuS says "lol", PwNToSaURuS says "i just read that", 00Govan00 says "never heard thaT 1 before lol", 00Govan00 says "very good", 1 fold, Hero calls $0.04, PhD.PokeHer calls $0.03, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.18) K 4 8 (4 players)
PhD.PokeHer checks, cajunaimee checks, PwNToSaURuS bets $0.02, Hero calls $0.02, PhD.PokeHer calls $0.02, cajunaimee calls $0.02

Turn: ($0.26) 9 (4 players)
PhD.PokeHer checks, cajunaimee checks, PwNToSaURuS says "have to isolate nham", tunaman3000 says "sorry", PwNToSaURuS bets $0.10, Hero calls $0.10, tunaman3000 says "****ers", PhD.PokeHer calls $0.10, cajunaimee calls $0.10

River: ($0.66) Q (4 players)
Hero says "no you dont", PhD.PokeHer checks, PhD.PokeHer says "im so beat", Hero says "i'm so hot", PwNToSaURuS says "me 2", cajunaimee bets $0.08, PwNToSaURuS calls $0.08, Hero raises to $3.76 all in, Hero says "**** you guise", PwNToSaURuS says "omfg", PhD.PokeHer says "**** my life nham", PwNToSaURuS says "FML", tunaman3000 says "aimee stands up to pee", PwNToSaURuS says "**** MY LIFE", tunaman3000 says "imo", PwNToSaURuS says "NOOOOOOOOOO", Hero says "i like making you guys think hard", PhD.PokeHer says "wonder if my 9s are good", PhD.PokeHer folds, PwNToSaURuS says "this *****s got a flush i just know it", cajunaimee raises to $5.89 all in, Hero says "pm for coaching", PwNToSaURuS says "WOW", PwNToSaURuS says "fml i was so going to call", Hero says "she has a straight flush", PwNToSaURuS says "wowowow", PwNToSaURuS folds

Final Pot: $8.26
Hero mucks A 7
cajunaimee shows J T (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
cajunaimee wins $7.86
(Rake: $0.40)

Last edited by nham; 07-14-2009 at 11:10 PM. Reason: see bolded text
07-14-2009 , 11:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by j2sooted
aimee chases queens
07-14-2009 , 11:12 PM
o hai dere. i have no manies on stars so i can't join the fiesta.
07-14-2009 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OlderBaby
o hai dere. i have no manies on stars so i can't join the fiesta.
goot stay the fawk out u perv
07-14-2009 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OlderBaby
o hai dere. i have no manies on stars so i can't join the fiesta.
this.
lets play fulltilt 4l pokerzzz
07-14-2009 , 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cajunaimee
Dealer: cajunaimee has a straight flush, Eight to Queen
u caught a royal flush a couple days ago iirc. run better
07-14-2009 , 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iplayscared
u caught a royal flush a couple days ago iirc. run better
exhale, i came again tyvm!
07-14-2009 , 11:17 PM
hey albert ffffuu for that error in the first
07-14-2009 , 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cajunaimee
exhale, i came again tyvm!
was it good for you?
07-14-2009 , 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iplayscared
u caught a royal flush a couple days ago iirc. run better
this

mbn
07-14-2009 , 11:22 PM
wat, i never make hands

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG+2): $1.47
MP1: $0.97
MP2: $5.14
CO: $9.92
BTN: $3.99
SB: $2.15
BB: $3.36
UTG: $4.59
UTG+1: $6.95

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG+2 with K A
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.47 all in, 1 fold, MP2 calls $1.47, 3 folds, BB raises to $2.92, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.42) K 6 K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($4.42) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($4.42) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $4.42
Hero shows K A (four of a kind, Kings)
BB shows 5 5 (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)
Hero wins $4.22
(Rake: $0.20)
07-14-2009 , 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cajunaimee
goot stay the fawk out u perv
where TF did that come from?
07-14-2009 , 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nham
how do i find these people

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $8.00
BTN: $10.00
SB: $27.30
BB: $10.00
Hero (UTG): $6.15
MP: $21.15

CO posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is UTG with 3 T
2 folds, CO checks, BTN raises to $0.60, 2 folds, CO calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.35) 5 2 K (2 players)
CO checks, BTN bets $0.70, CO raises to $2, BTN calls $1.30

Turn: ($5.35) Q (2 players)
CO checks, BTN bets $2.10, CO raises to $5.40 all in, BTN calls $3.30

River: ($16.15) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $16.15
CO shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Deuces)
BTN mucks 7 7
CO wins $15.40
(Rake: $0.75)
theres a time to give up on bluffs.
07-14-2009 , 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iplayscared
was it good for you?
mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm!
07-14-2009 , 11:33 PM
hi guys
07-14-2009 , 11:34 PM
hai dur walleye
07-14-2009 , 11:36 PM
hi Wally hi OB hi IPS hi Aimee hi nham
07-14-2009 , 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RockstarPoker
hey albert ffffuu for that error in the first
moar like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF that pitcher that gave up the triple.
07-14-2009 , 11:38 PM
Also FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Charlie for not putting Pence in.
07-14-2009 , 11:39 PM
yo dang, playing some micro if u want in...
07-14-2009 , 11:40 PM
more like fffffffffuuuuuuuuu to the manager for not adding pablo sandoval

      
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