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fact: i tried to leave the morning after a party but i couldn't find my keys so i was like "**** i'm stranded" but then the kid whose house it was woke up and was like "dude, you put them in the toaster so you wouldn't lose them"

This reminds of my office manager last week, lost her office key, and it was going to be a huge pain in the arse to change all the locks on my office. Later in the day, our printer stopped working, and when I opened it up, I found the missing key jammed in the printer. I mean wtf, how does a key get jammed up in a printer.

06-22-2009 , 04:39 PM

#2478

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Last edited by Gizmomo; Today at 04:32 PM. Reason: It's written by a guy who worked for the CIA.

Everyone knows John the Apostle was black ops.

06-22-2009 , 04:41 PM

#2479

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Hey j2, why isn't Passa a preacher anymore? Did they find out about Kipin?

06-22-2009 , 04:42 PM

#2480

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

bop?

battle of the planets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Define better?

In general, yes, yes I am!

that's good...

no need to define in this case

Last edited by AngryPanda; 06-22-2009 at 04:42 PM. Reason: i assume you don't cuz you don't play on stars

06-22-2009 , 04:42 PM

#2481

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

MGMT is kewl

06-22-2009 , 04:46 PM

#2482

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,861

ATC? WTF?

TR please.

06-22-2009 , 04:47 PM

#2483

jacktay

dancing in the dark

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,847

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

MGMT is kewl

hey ATC, where you been?

06-22-2009 , 04:48 PM

#2484

cajunaimee

banned

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,626

MGMT?

06-22-2009 , 04:48 PM

#2485

High Time John

Verified Smartass

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Poker Joke:

What do you call 2 black queens in the hole?

nappy headed hoes.

06-22-2009 , 04:48 PM

#2486

Mayo

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F ATC

06-22-2009 , 04:49 PM

#2487

High Time John

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

F ATC

Hmmm, Let's see. That's an acronym for...????

06-22-2009 , 04:49 PM

#2488

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cajunaimee

MGMT?

= The men who run your company.

06-22-2009 , 04:50 PM

#2489

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

TR of wat

06-22-2009 , 04:51 PM

#2490

High Time John

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

TR of wat

I heard you moved to Santa Barbara. True?

06-22-2009 , 04:51 PM

#2491

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Hey j2, why isn't Passa a preacher anymore? Did they find out about Kipin?

there is a thread about it at kipins, he kinda said that he got sick of dealing with other peoples problems all the time.

06-22-2009 , 04:53 PM

#2492

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Moving to SB on July 6th. School starts august 20th yee hee. Also, pretty sure I have a visible ab muscle.

06-22-2009 , 04:54 PM

#2493

High Time John

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,861

Have you gone jogging at Crystal Springs yet?
Have you been working?

06-22-2009 , 04:55 PM

#2494

Tartufo

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

Moving to SB on July 6th. School starts august 20th yee hee. Also, pretty sure I have a visible ab muscle.

You're making me wet.

06-22-2009 , 04:55 PM

#2495

tunaman3000

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Transformers 2 is coming out soon.

06-22-2009 , 04:55 PM

#2496

High Time John

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Ice Age 3 is coming out next week.

06-22-2009 , 04:56 PM

#2497

tunaman3000

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

Transformers 2 is coming out soon.

That's all I got for today. See you *******s later.

06-22-2009 , 04:56 PM

#2498

High Time John

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

You're making me wet.

Silly wabbit. Trix are for kidz.

06-22-2009 , 04:57 PM

#2499

High Time John

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

That's all I got for today. See you *******s later.

How about Huang making hearts?

06-22-2009 , 04:58 PM

#2500

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Haven't been to crystal springs yet. I bought a bicycle and I've only put 15$ of gas in my car since may. True story.

Not working. I have 4 more months of unemployment so I'm gonna use that in SB til it runs out.

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