i got a costco membership, maybe i should do this

you're the yeast in my fermentation?

fiber ldo

PokerStars Game #24740402824: Tournament #139445615, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (1500/3000) - 2009/02/08 20:59:25 ET
Table '139445615 14' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: -pad0806 (133349 in chips)
Seat 4: FBeye (17188 in chips)
Seat 6: WERTMARKE (119463 in chips)
-pad0806: posts the ante 300
FBeye: posts the ante 300
WERTMARKE: posts the ante 300
WERTMARKE: posts small blind 1500
-pad0806: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to -pad0806 [3d Ah]
FBeye: folds
WERTMARKE: calls 1500
-pad0806: raises 9000 to 12000
WERTMARKE: calls 9000
*** FLOP *** [8h 2h 4h]
WERTMARKE: checks
-pad0806: bets 9000
WERTMARKE: calls 9000
*** TURN *** [8h 2h 4h] [4s]
WERTMARKE: checks
-pad0806: bets 15000
WERTMARKE: raises 21000 to 36000
-pad0806: calls 21000
*** RIVER *** [8h 2h 4h 4s] [2c]
WERTMARKE: bets 24000
-pad0806: calls 24000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WERTMARKE: shows [Jh Tc] (two pair, Fours and Deuces)
-pad0806: shows [3d Ah] (two pair, Fours and Deuces - Ace kicker)
-pad0806 collected 162900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 162900 | Rake 0
Board [8h 2h 4h 4s 2c]
Seat 1: -pad0806 (big blind) showed [3d Ah] and won (162900) with two pair, Fours and Deuces
Seat 4: FBeye (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WERTMARKE (small blind) showed [Jh Tc] and lost with two pair, Fours

im pretty sure these are the only two possible parallels between baking bread and gay sex, and theyre not even really germane

don't try to butter me up.

[x] how to hussle morons at cap

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt Game#10518278963

Stipa jug 2 ($26.25)
wahoohunter ($14.85)
sosickofpoke ($54.60)
gss5 ($15)
OnajIzBatoci ($46.25)
MonsterMaski ($33.05)

Dealt to Hero AA

call, fold, MonsterMaskinen raises to $2.25, fold, fold, sosickofpoker raises to $4.50, call,

FLOP ($9.75) 4K4

check, check,

TURN ($9.75) 4K4J

sosickofpoker bets $5, MonsterMaskinen raises to $10.50, sosickofpoker calls $5.50,

RIVER ($30.75) 4K4J2



MonsterMaskinen shows JK
(Flop 8.7%, Turn 9.1%)

sosickofpoker shows AA
(Flop 91.3%, Turn 90.9%)

sosickofpoker wins $29.25

i think im gettin burnt out on poker, is that possible?

luck box

Come on, spread it for me

ghey

ldo

yes it is possible, if things aren't going the way you want

can someone confirm that 8 high turned his bankroll into 10k doing that shortstack double up strategy?

confirmed

yeah starting with 40k

are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

if a fat person falls in the forrest
do the trees laugh

no, but they are allowed to eat sour patch kids ,

yes, the fall down laughing!

yes, crackers are vegetables ldo!

Always do whatever's next.

sorry guys, my "unpatented meme censor" was going off

what's the deal

nothing we were just doing some baking itt

I'm not sure the "baking bread" meme has legs nham, nothing to be worried about

WAT



Ryan says:
wtf noob
Ryan says:
turn on your phone
Derek says:
wtf yourself noob
Ryan says:
wast are you doing, just being a noober?

Ryan says:
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ryan says:
i was just about to go get some food
Derek says:
oh that's cool. i was worried you were going to run out of frozen pizza's!
Ryan says:
fwiw, i haven't had a frozen pizza in almost 3 weeks
Derek says:
oh my gawd! Hot pockets?
Ryan says:
no
Derek says:
Cat food? You've been eating Cat Food?
Ryan says:
just some random stuff i normally don't eat
Derek says:
did you find some cotage cheese between your toes?
Derek says:
so why do i want to *turn my phone on? are you the only person that's been trying to call me today?
Ryan says:
no i called once, leave it off
Derek says:
Let me ask you this... WAT are U doing... muhahaha
Ryan says:
sitting here thinking about food, i woke up like a hour ago
Derek says:
that's sad
Derek says:
i think... i don't know
Ryan says:
uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm ok
Ryan says:
what did you accomplish today?
Derek says:
3 miles on the treadmill, got the dishes done, see some jobs i want to apply for... uhhhh, read some crap on the net... the Grammy's are on tv, but they suck so now i'm bored
Derek says:
hmmm, not much in 8 hours but more than you've done so far!
Derek says:
oh... i know how to play great white buffalo by ted nugent, and eighteen by alice cooper, i didn't know i knew how to play those on guitar until today
Derek says:
i showered and ****ted... that covers it all... what are your plans.
Ryan says:
eat some food, wack off, play some poker, consider getting some herb, thats about it
Derek says:
all in that order? i think you should get weed first, it's funner to wack off and look at porn when you're high
Ryan says:
truf
Ryan says:
but if i do that, you well smell it and be ringing my door bell
Derek says:
and you're food tastes better and you play poker better
Derek says:
no i won't. i don't give a flying **** if you get weed and i'm not coming over to your house tonight. That's simply out of the question... i don't want to walk in on your jerking session
Ryan says:
lols, i was only kidding
Derek says:
just covering my tracks
Ryan says:
ldo
Derek says:
i wish i could get some liquor but it's sunday!
Ryan says:
i have beers
Ryan says:
like 15 of them
Ryan says:
give or take
Ryan says:
i got drunk the other night, too many jag shots
Derek says:
you have jag?
Ryan says:
no, jake did
Derek says:
did you spend the night?


Ryan says:
i left at like 9:30am
Derek says:
sounds like you partied out hard
Derek says:
atta boy
Ryan says:
ya