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12-31-2008 , 01:59 AM

#51

Cola

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Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 13,478

But that's where I live?

12-31-2008 , 01:59 AM

#52

Gizmo

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

12-31-2008 , 02:00 AM

#53

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

yo mama has a peg leg with a kick stand

12-31-2008 , 02:00 AM

#54

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,281

hi new thread.

hey beau, you asked in the last one if i had ever been infracted. yes, because i said i had never been infracted, mayo gave me one that expired in an hour. that is it though, so far.

12-31-2008 , 02:01 AM

#55

Beauseefuss

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

But that's where I live?

family love Big Poppa

12-31-2008 , 02:01 AM

#56

j2sooted

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ya mama

12-31-2008 , 02:02 AM

#57

Mad1337nes

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,741

in after brian got new pics of my future ex wife

Last edited by Mad1337nes; 12-31-2008 at 02:02 AM. Reason: not the hottest, but im trying to be less of a dbag when it comes to judging chicks

12-31-2008 , 02:02 AM

#58

Beauseefuss

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

hi new thread.

hey beau, you asked in the last one if i had ever been infracted. yes, because i said i had never been infracted, mayo gave me one that expired in an hour. that is it though, so far.

1 hour..thats not fair..please continue

12-31-2008 , 02:02 AM

#59

Cola

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yo momma's so bald

12-31-2008 , 02:04 AM

#60

jmitchell42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauseefuss

1 hour..thats not fair..please continue

i know, but it was only cause i said i didn't have any. it was hardly deserved.

also, ryan def needs to start an omg, i feel pretty strong about this one.

12-31-2008 , 02:06 AM

#61

LetMeLive

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

My little pony > carebears imo

I'm dying to tell my blonde joke.

i wanna hear it gogogo

12-31-2008 , 02:07 AM

#62

Beauseefuss

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

i know, but it was only cause i said i didn't have any. it was hardly deserved.

also, ryan def needs to start an omg, i feel pretty strong about this one.

we're in one of his omg's...and he is scamming (my lil pony..please dont hurt me)

12-31-2008 , 02:09 AM

#63

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LetMeLive

i wanna hear it gogogo

I don't care if anyone cares or not...
One of my favorite blonde jokes... (you've probably heard it but w/e)
A blond, a red head and a brunette are all visiting an obgyn. They've all just found out they're pregnant.
In the course of their conversation the red head announces that she's going to have a girl... because she was on top.
"I'm going to have a boy, 'cause I was on the bottom."
Well the blonde starts crying and the other girls look around wondering what's wrong. Through her tears the blonde says, "I'm going to have puppies!!"

For the longest time I thought Blockbuster only consisted of carebears, my little pony, and milo and otis.

12-31-2008 , 02:11 AM

#64

j2sooted

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cuz she did the dog on top?

12-31-2008 , 02:11 AM

#65

Cola

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Beauseefuss

we're in one of his omg's...and he is scamming (my lil pony..please dont hurt me)

...ponyrolled?

12-31-2008 , 02:12 AM

#66

Beauseefuss

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ryan loves u giz..but i dont get it

12-31-2008 , 02:13 AM

#67

Gizmo

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My little pony obviously owns..... duh.

Last edited by Gizmo; 12-31-2008 at 02:14 AM. Reason: I have mice in my house. FML

12-31-2008 , 02:18 AM

#68

Beauseefuss

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmomo

My little pony obviously owns..... duh.

Not really ..Mayo is hard at work. Poor guy thinks Christmas Eve was when he was done. Really..he has a long road ahead of him. I still don't see how he is gonna be half the mod he is now opposed to the Vegas distractions. Anyways he's my mod and I love him even better for it.

Last edited by Beauseefuss; 12-31-2008 at 02:19 AM. Reason: even better..i wish i knew the scammer MaYo

12-31-2008 , 02:19 AM

#69

Cola

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Ok, I'm loopy tired and going to bed. gn thread!

12-31-2008 , 02:20 AM

#70

LetMeLive

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no one owns a mouse

12-31-2008 , 02:21 AM

#71

Conspire

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im way 2 high 2 reply

12-31-2008 , 02:24 AM

#72

Beauseefuss

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u know whaT happens now...no mod?

12-31-2008 , 02:24 AM

#73

Gizmo

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GN RB.
Wish I could sleep.

Quote:

no one owns a mouse

But they're in my house.

And I'm pretty sure the wind just blew a portion of my fence down

Quote:

ot really ..Mayo is hard at work. Poor guy thinks Christmas Eve was when he was done. Really..he has a long road ahead of him. I still don't see how he is gonna be half the mod he is now opposed to the Vegas distractions. Anyways he's my mod and I love him even better for it.

I'm confused.