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12-30-2008 , 05:26 PM

#9676

tunaman3000

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,923

dayquil all day and nyquil before bed (and not the new pussy nyquil, go get the stuff that is the same idea but you have to get it behind the counter because 4 hicks in kansas made crack with it or something and now everyone in America has to suffer)

12-30-2008 , 05:30 PM

#9677

seeGreen CG

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,661

yeah thanks, my voodoo/acupuncture/minimialist approach hasnt been working too well

12-30-2008 , 05:41 PM

#9678

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

How's the Phil Laak Bellagio jopke go? I think I just did it wrong.

(No link. It was in a PM and if you weren't the recipient, fyl.)

12-30-2008 , 05:45 PM

#9679

tunaman3000

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Sick brag: I was the recipient of the PM

12-30-2008 , 05:49 PM

#9680

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

Sick brag: I was the recipient of the PM

i don't even know what this in reference to.

12-30-2008 , 05:49 PM

#9681

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

Sick brag: I was the recipient of the PM

Sick barg.

12-30-2008 , 05:50 PM

#9682

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

i was not. tho Danger sent me something NSFW and i have yet to open it.

12-30-2008 , 05:50 PM

#9683

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

i don't even know what this in reference to.

Look up imo. Or down, now:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

How's the Phil Laak Bellagio jopke go? I think I just did it wrong.

(No link. It was in a PM and if you weren't the recipient, fyl.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

Sick brag: I was the recipient of the PM

12-30-2008 , 05:51 PM

#9684

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

aaaaand it was a picture of an asian girl licking a cats butthole.

12-30-2008 , 05:51 PM

#9685

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

i was not. tho Danger sent me something NSFW and i have yet to open it.

Oh it's an Asian girl licking a dog's ***hole. True story.

12-30-2008 , 05:52 PM

#9686

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Haha simulpost. But I thought it was a dog? I don't think I'll be opening it at work to doublecheck, so I'll take your word for it.

12-30-2008 , 05:53 PM

#9687

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

i didnt examine the animal closely, nor do i intend to.

12-30-2008 , 05:54 PM

#9688

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Look up imo. Or down, now:

i saw your post too, but i still don't know what it is about. :shrugs:

12-30-2008 , 05:54 PM

#9689

Handwerpen

Guest

Posts: n/a

yeahhhhhhh

$0.01/$0.02 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG frankieb14 ($2.57)
UTG 1 HugguH ($6.02)
CO dirtydog203 ($5.91)
BTN Hero ($2.46)
SB VIKSTO ($1.59)
BB Baby Gut ($3.34)

Pre-flop: ($0.03, 6 players) Hero is BTN Q

1 fold, HugguH raises to $0.08, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.24, 2 folds, HugguH raises to $0.80, Hero goes all-in $2.46, HugguH calls $1.66

Flop: A

($4.95, 2 players)

Turn: J

($4.95, 2 players)

River: 5

($4.95, 2 players)

Final Pot: $4.95
HugguH shows: A

Hero shows: Q

Hero wins $4.75 ( won $2.29 )
HugguH lost -$2.46

12-30-2008 , 05:55 PM

#9690

tunaman3000

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

aaaaand it was a picture of an asian girl licking a cats butthole.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Oh it's an Asian girl licking a dog's ***hole. True story.

He sent me this last week. I thought I was special.

12-30-2008 , 05:57 PM

#9691

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,325

Quote:

Originally Posted by tunaman3000

He sent me this last week. I thought I was special.

from the sound of that, i feel special for not getting it.

12-30-2008 , 06:00 PM

#9692

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

i saw your post too, but i still don't know what it is about. :shrugs:

You mean the Phil Laak Bellagio joke? I don't know it either, but it was apparently some big thing in NVG recently about Phil Laak playing 10/20 NL at the Bellagio. I don't know why it's supposed to be funny, but Barry Greenstein referenced it on the Pokercast once and Mike and Adam laughed so.

My rendition:

Quote:

then I come in, shoot him in his busto face ... Then he dies right then and there and I turn to her and say "Come on, toots. He's dead, but he's got debts to pay, and it's on us now, doll. And I know how to get it all back. I just saw Phil Laak leaving the 10/20 game at the Bellagio."

Cliff's notes: I don't know the joke, don't know if I told it right, but I told it anyway, dammit.

12-30-2008 , 06:00 PM

#9693

tunaman3000

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

from the sound of that, i feel special for not getting it.

valid point

12-30-2008 , 06:01 PM

#9694

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

from the sound of that, i feel special for not getting it.

I didn't get it because he didn't want me to ban him. True story. But I've got eyes everywhere.

12-30-2008 , 06:02 PM

#9695

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

wtf happened to the pics in the gizmomo hooters thread?

12-30-2008 , 06:03 PM

#9696

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

12-30-2008 , 06:04 PM

#9697

Handwerpen

Guest

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

it's the police

i just doubled the bankroll i had three days ago fwiw

12-30-2008 , 06:07 PM

#9698

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

what about boobs?

12-30-2008 , 06:08 PM

#9699

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

wtf happened to the pics in the gizmomo hooters thread?

She asked us to remove them, and we did, as is our policy.

12-30-2008 , 06:08 PM

#9700

Handwerpen

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