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12-08-2008 , 11:53 PM
sumumabitch
12-08-2008 , 11:53 PM
sumumabitch
12-08-2008 , 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
is it possible someone broke into my house and stole my tortellini? cuz i cant find it anywhere.
ya i hired a guy and im going to give to u for x-mas. also your dvd player no longer will work im giving the missing part to mayo. also your porn thats going to TOAST
12-08-2008 , 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
ummm... lets go play .01/.02 NL. Table Elyna
While we're waiting for chaucer:



Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Leprous_Hand (BB): $4.94
bartcb (BTN): $2.78
Hero (SB): $5.28

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with Q T
Hero says "thats how i roll", bartcb raises to $0.04, Hero raises to $0.16, 1 fold, bartcb calls $0.12

Flop: ($0.34) 5 Q K (2 players)
Hero bets $0.11, bartcb raises to $0.22, Hero raises to $0.33, bartcb calls $0.11

Turn: ($1.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.11, bartcb raises to $1.18, Hero says "he knows something i dont", Hero says "im gonna run the time way down then fold", Leprous_Hand says "spruce grove gansta", Hero says "so it looks like its a tough decision", Hero says "i have QT", bartcb says "yup", bartcb says "ok", Hero says "sup bro?", Leprous_Hand says "chillin", Hero raises to $4.79 all in, bartcb calls $1.11 all in

River: ($5.58) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $5.58
bartcb shows 6 Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows Q T (two pair, Queens and Tens)
Hero wins $5.33
(Rake: $0.25)
12-08-2008 , 11:56 PM
if anyone hasnt seen the howard stern on demand with bam margera, his wife and bams friend you need to see that ****. probly the funniest HSOD episode ever.
12-08-2008 , 11:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dangeraw
ya i hired a guy and im going to give to u for x-mas. also your dvd player no longer will work im giving the missing part to mayo. also your porn thats going to TOAST
lol what an idiot. i got 10k in my sock drawer.
12-08-2008 , 11:56 PM
so owned
12-08-2008 , 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ephialtes
hi der young lady

you talking to me? young i confusing me if you are and ty if you are

Quote:
Originally Posted by jmitchell42
later all.
bye <3

Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
is it possible someone broke into my house and stole my tortellini? cuz i cant find it anywhere.

you got high and eat them already
12-08-2008 , 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
lol what an idiot. i got 10k in my sock drawer.
damn that ****ing thief waht a hoorible thief for hire. im going to kill that ****er. even a newb like me knows to check there
12-08-2008 , 11:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dangeraw
damn sports bets are confusing.
I explained it as clearly as I could.
12-08-2008 , 11:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by getterdone36
you talking to me? young i confusing me if you are and ty if you are



bye <3




you got high and eat them already
i found it. apparently last night i decided dry tortellini needed to be refridgerated.
12-08-2008 , 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by getterdone36
you talking to me? young i confusing me if you are and ty if you are



bye <3




you got high and eat them already
i found it. apparently last night i decided dry tortellini needed to be refridgerated.
12-08-2008 , 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
i found it. apparently last night i decided dry tortellini needed to be refridgerated.
for some reason i rofl'd for realz.
12-08-2008 , 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
is it possible someone broke into my house and stole my tortellini? cuz i cant find it anywhere.
either eph did it or you got drunk and ate it
12-09-2008 , 12:00 AM
sumumabitch
12-09-2008 , 12:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
sumumabitch
oh i know rofl'd know my thief pissed in it.
12-09-2008 , 12:01 AM
is that the spice im tasting?
12-09-2008 , 12:02 AM
he musta drank red bull tonight
12-09-2008 , 12:02 AM
oh hi der ephialtes
12-09-2008 , 12:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
is that the spice im tasting?
dont worry i poped him the head Mayo;s gift got damaged though sry mayo.
12-09-2008 , 12:04 AM
in my effort to become the laziest mofo ever i've started eating straight out of pans to save dishes.
12-09-2008 , 12:05 AM
there's also a water shortage but thats only about 2% of the reason why i do it.
12-09-2008 , 12:05 AM
Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Leprous_Hand (SB): $4.59
mikethamouth (BB): $5.03
Hero (UTG): $7.17
SirGuile (CO): $0.94
chaucerchick (BTN): $9.37

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with 8 7
mikethamouth says "dude dont play the tourney just go down to party and drink and stuff", mikethamouth says "thats what im doing lol", Hero raises to $0.04, mikethamouth says "ill prpboyl paly the 1k tho", Hero says "boc", 3 folds, mikethamouth raises to $0.06, Hero raises to $0.08, mikethamouth raises to $0.12, Hero raises to $0.16, chaucerchick says "lol i did that 2nd year", mikethamouth raises to $0.20, Leprous_Hand says "MINIRAISE", Hero raises to $0.24, mikethamouth raises to $0.28, Hero raises to $0.32, mikethamouth raises to $0.38, Hero raises to $0.44, mikethamouth raises to $0.52, Hero raises to $0.60, mikethamouth raises to $0.70, Hero raises to $0.80, mikethamouth raises to $0.90, Leprous_Hand says "best hh evar", chaucerchick says "lol", mikethamouth says "LOL", mikethamouth says "HAS TO BE POSTED IN OMG", chaucerchick says "tank", Hero says "I've been to Nassau. True story", chaucerchick says "im on it", chaucerchick says "ive been 4 times!", mikethamouth says "go again imo", Hero raises to $1, mikethamouth says "what hotel u staying at chaucer?", mikethamouth raises to $1.10, Hero says "how cheap can one get there on such short notice?", chaucerchick says "um, the atlantis", mikethamouth says "WOW BOC?", mikethamouth says "do they put u up for free?", Hero raises to $1.20, chaucerchick says "yes", mikethamouth raises to $1.30, chaucerchick says "and airfare", mikethamouth says "wow can i be your roommate?", mikethamouth says "", Hero says "dam, mike, you are aggressive in this hand", mikethamouth says "ill stake u in the 1k", chaucerchick says "omg", mikethamouth says "hehe", Hero raises to $1.40, mikethamouth raises to $1.50, chaucerchick says "\u guise are costing stars $$$$", Leprous_Hand says "i just am saying this so that my chat will be in this HH", Hero says "hey leprous hand", Leprous_Hand says "THIS SENTANCE IS IN GREEN", Leprous_Hand says "spelling", Hero raises to $1.60, Leprous_Hand says "yah?", mikethamouth raises to $1.70, chaucerchick says "im leaving", mikethamouth says "please respoind", chaucerchick says "unless theres an allin", Hero says "st!ay!", chaucerchick says "in 20 seconds", Hero raises to $7.17 all in, chaucerchick says "ty", mikethamouth says "please respond", Leprous_Hand says "aww you messed up the hh", mikethamouth says "or im stalling", chaucerchick says "whats the q", chaucerchick says "oh", Leprous_Hand says "it could have been pages", Hero says "Whats the next big thing after PCA that everyone goes to?", chaucerchick says "i have to ask mwh", chaucerchick says "i will ask him", mikethamouth says "wth is mwh", Hero says "i wanna go to one of em, dammi", mikethamouth calls $3.33 all in

Flop: ($10.07) 4 2 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Leprous_Hand says "VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ"

Turn: ($10.07) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Hero says "87o"

River: ($10.07) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $10.07
mikethamouth shows 8 K (a pair of Deuces)
Hero shows 8 7 (a pair of Deuces - lower kicker)
mikethamouth wins $9.57
(Rake: $0.50)
12-09-2008 , 12:06 AM
in my effort to become the laziest mofo ever i've started eating straight out of pans to save dishes.
12-09-2008 , 12:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
in my effort to become the laziest mofo ever i've started eating straight out of pans to save dishes.
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