hey, mister

u at a museo ahoy? muy bein, guapo

Last Sunday I think. I just remembered to upload the pic today. How did nobody catch that? Must have been on purpose imo.

some employee placed that wording in the enclosure?

Yup, the ol' gape & suck fossil

lol

I been up all night, im a sleep-deprived idiot at the moment

I've never "dated" anybody. I've never put myself out there, only time I've ever been interested in women, or had women interested in me is when we've been friends first, and I've only ever been friends with women when they've made the effort, or when we've been introduced through mutual friends.

So yeah, I have exactly zero experience at any of that.

It used to take me quite a while to come out of my shell, but as I'm getting older, I find it pretty easy to be myself. Unfortunately myself isn't the type of person who goes out of their way to make friends or talk to women.. I also have quite a few hangups and social rules that prevent me from doing it. One step at a time!

without the gape and suck fish museum, future generations would not even recognize the words "gape" and "suck" in any connotation other than porn

so i say, good job gape and fish suck museum or whatever it is, keep it going. take it like a good girl.

can you believe there are actually websites, and now apps, where a stranger will just come over to your house and you can get to know each other? and you don't even have to pay them, because they're just regular people who don't know how to meet people either. logan's run dreamed of it, and now it's happened and our society isn't even as dystopian. like what could possibly be next? some kind of black market where hot chicks who are dtf can charge money to go on one of these dates, because a guaranteed quality date is a highly prized commodity. well let me tell ya, they already figured it out. there's literally no reason to not get laid if you really want to anymore. but if you still choose not to i have to respect you. i wish all men would become celibate, that way i would have the global market of sexually active women cornered for myself, it's basic economics.

The things I do to help SA. I truly am a saint.

Convert you to an Eagles supporter?

make your penis bigger?

**** your Dad while you watch?

Take you to a high tea and introduce you to her long lost twin sister who lost an arm in a boating accident.

Tie you to a roof rack, drive to the Vatican, drive up the stairs and then park underneath Michaelangelo's roof painting thing.

Teach you Spanish, then move to Portugal with you and lol that you learnt a language for the neighboring country?

Am I getting warm?

I'm like 90% sure it's the last one.

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Peru vamo

what be a drugged up meth feral? i'll pass


not into gay sex man... but what you do on the weekend is non of my business

better... but she does have a sister in melb so... could be a trip.

nar... would be cool to go see that though.

what? that's like moving to NZ and not calling it a chilly bin with jandles. it's not right.

i am hungover as **** and I can feel after grog bog number 2 coming.

ate so much **** last night. need to stop

Can someone please translate this.