I forgot to pay my credit card bill and got hit with not one but two late fees. Actually I didn't even realize I even used the damn thing because amazon made it my default card on my kindle. I tried to get them to waive it but they said no so I said ok cancel the card and they said yeah sure no problem.
I thought they were supposed to grovel when you cancel a credit card.
When confronted with the fact that Boris Johnson died on the toiled while trying to suck his own dick only a truly depraved and demented individual would conflate that with Boris actually getting those thin wet lips around his tiny mushroom cock. I can only guess how many times you've masturbated yourself to a beet red pulp while ruminating over the debauched scene in your minds eye.
The man is knowingly putting his country through ****, for his own political gain, and Fuluck tells me to get a grip, despite knowing nothing about the man, that's some hilarious ****. I bet this ****** voted for and still supports Trump.
It's impressive though, that fuluck can go from never having heard of Boris, to knowing enough about Boris to form an opinion, all after reading one Wikipedia page.