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04-02-2019 , 10:16 PM

#3251

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,350

or she is testing to see which Dad's are deviant.

04-02-2019 , 10:16 PM

#3252

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Moist Flavonoid Cakes

04-02-2019 , 10:17 PM

#3253

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Major Fecal Compacting

04-02-2019 , 10:17 PM

#3254

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I saw the MFC lady again this morning. I guess her child goes to the daycare now.

She thinks Melbourne is going to finish 7th this year.

wait... when you said MFC you meant melb?

this changes everything!

04-02-2019 , 10:17 PM

#3255

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Monitoring Fascist Condiments

04-02-2019 , 10:20 PM

#3256

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mustachioed Farmers Comment!

04-02-2019 , 10:23 PM

#3257

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

That will be above the Eagles after they start 1-4...

04-02-2019 , 10:34 PM

#3258

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

or she is testing to see which Dad's are deviant.

omg what if she's into daddies? j this is your shot at the dream

04-02-2019 , 10:41 PM

#3259

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,350

I need to proof read my posts.

04-02-2019 , 10:41 PM

#3260

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,350

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

pavlich_wtf_is_this.jpg

04-02-2019 , 10:49 PM

#3261

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-02-2019 , 10:54 PM

#3262

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

omg what if she's into daddies? j this is your shot at the dream

That's the dream? I feel like I should dream higher.

04-02-2019 , 11:05 PM

#3263

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hmmm...

...I agree, probably need a couple more notches up the dreamscalator.

Spoiler:

04-03-2019 , 12:22 AM

#3264

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

At a minimum "MFC model who I've heard of because SA has posted pics".

Plus it would need to be a 3some cuz I would never cheat on my wife.

04-03-2019 , 12:37 AM

#3265

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

1970s: don't get in a car with a stranger

1990s: don't meet strangers on the internet

2010s: everyone carries around an internet device that hooks you up with strangers so you can get into their cars with them

2030s: ???

04-03-2019 , 12:37 AM

#3266

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Muy fea chica

no

04-03-2019 , 12:40 AM

#3267

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Moist Flavonoid Cakes

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 04-03-2019 at 12:49 AM.

04-03-2019 , 12:47 AM

#3268

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

What if your wife gave you permission?

04-03-2019 , 12:47 AM

#3269

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

HOT CAKES FOR SALE

04-03-2019 , 12:49 AM

#3270

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Bot cakes for sale?

04-03-2019 , 12:49 AM

#3271

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Rott cakes for sale!

04-03-2019 , 12:50 AM

#3272

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

carROT cakes for sale

04-03-2019 , 12:52 AM

#3273

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

mmmm cakes

04-03-2019 , 12:55 AM

#3274

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

What if your wife gave you permission?

intriguing scenario. but i'm getting the vibe she wasn't a 7-stone hottie and is just a crazy chick. i mean who wears a mfc shirt to drop her kid off at preschool and then immediately go to work?

she's probably like an accountant with a coke problem