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ideally, a true friend would convince his girlfriend to bang dazzle while promising not to develop an emotional connection. can't see how that could go wrong

11-23-2018 , 05:20 PM

#8177

pelicanpoker

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I would let Dassle have his way with my girlfriend if I had one.

11-23-2018 , 05:34 PM

#8178

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Da33le will remember

11-23-2018 , 05:42 PM

#8179

pelicanpoker

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Mods please delete my poast, I've made a terrible mistake.

11-23-2018 , 10:17 PM

#8180

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

I imagine luke's pool partner is a guy he brings with him to the public pool and they watch each other swim so neither drowns or runs into a poisonous water snake

more concerned with the AIDS everyone else brings into the pool. or the chemicals needed to take to KILL the aids... can't be good for you.

11-23-2018 , 10:18 PM

#8181

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Everyone I know is obsessed with red dead redemption 2

man i REALLY wanna play this game... but it's not on pc

11-23-2018 , 10:20 PM

#8182

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Dassle, are you jealous your friend is having sex with his girlfriend and not you?

but he forgot about the golden rule!

11-23-2018 , 10:22 PM

#8183

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

ideally, a true friend would convince his girlfriend to bang dazzle while promising not to develop an emotional connection. can't see how that could go wrong

outsourcing the sex?!

i never thought of it before... i mean if your tired and you need to get some sleep.

11-24-2018 , 12:47 AM

#8184

Schlitz mmmm

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luke, ferret, Aiott, JJ, grego, SA( all the music aficionados) check this track out. Listen to it loud. Could be goat

11-24-2018 , 01:09 AM

#8185

forum ferret

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

at this point I'll sell it to you for half a hand jibber

Would you toss in a monitor for a BJer

11-24-2018 , 01:12 AM

#8186

forum ferret

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omg omg omg 420 posts!

11-24-2018 , 01:13 AM

#8187

forum ferret

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that's a purrdy goot song schlitz finally getting away from the major keys

11-24-2018 , 01:20 AM

#8188

Schlitz mmmm

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that a cappella intro with the crowd, punctuated by that one sustained intrusion by the band.. definite Goat

11-24-2018 , 01:23 AM

#8189

pelicanpoker

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11-24-2018 , 01:24 AM

#8190

Schlitz mmmm

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wats new ferret? Dont get into it with the cats in politics too deeply, it's always a downer

11-24-2018 , 01:25 AM

#8191

Schlitz mmmm

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I sometimes get too bent outta shape, always regret it

keep it light and stuff

11-24-2018 , 01:26 AM

#8192

Schlitz mmmm

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

oh hai

11-24-2018 , 01:36 AM

#8193

forum ferret

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

me on 2p2 politics forum

me on 2p2 omgomgomg forum

Has anyone seen that Freddy Mercury movie?

11-24-2018 , 01:40 AM

#8194

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by forum ferret

Would you toss in a monitor for a BJer

the girl I have been recently seeing told me said a guy gave her 80 bucks for a bj and 225 bucks for sex.

I haven't seen her since.

11-24-2018 , 01:40 AM

#8195

forum ferret

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

wats new ferret? Dont get into it with the cats in politics too deeply, it's always a downer

Kinda going mental a little bit

11-24-2018 , 01:42 AM

#8196

forum ferret

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You could probably find someone on a budget Luke

11-24-2018 , 01:46 AM

#8197

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

luke, ferret, Aiott, JJ, grego, SA( all the music aficionados) check this track out. Listen to it loud. Could be goat

goat. no.

good yeah ok I'll give you that

though that's not my type of music so. that's more for the punk rockers.

11-24-2018 , 01:46 AM

#8198

LuckyLuke01

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i don't know where or how but i have this picture

the right end girl. is a 10 for me.

11-24-2018 , 01:50 AM

#8199

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by forum ferret

You could probably find someone on a budget Luke

i ment it more like....

she should be paying me 225 bucks to sleep with her.

i mean... sure.. i was thirsty at the time... but bruh. ain't NO WAY I'm going to be paying 225 for her. **** me. I didn't even offer her food the first time she stayed over. she didn't need it.

( am i a dick for doing it, yes. will i change next time? maybe)