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When you drive through KC on your way to Chicago/Boston you should stop and say hi! Although I might be in kristynada, you could say hi to the cats. Besides I’ve been told my basement looks inviting.

i will buy the beer if i can play pool on your table?

07-06-2018 , 11:15 AM

#2678

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Have you lost your mind?!

dabs... we are going to drink beers and gets tans in the 2 weeks your small island gets sunshine.

it will be glorious!

07-06-2018 , 11:16 AM

#2679

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

It's less creepy than if he's hiding in the trees.

i will be nice... i will bring my own beers and i will only make a pass at your gf wife daughter once!

07-06-2018 , 11:17 AM

#2680

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

who cares for a top of a pinky, maybe he’ll grow another

we all aren't aliens like you fran!

07-06-2018 , 11:32 AM

#2681

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

we all aren't aliens like you fran!

thats true, but the same way you don’t care about monkeys not being able to drive cars, I dont care for you not being able to grow new finger tips

07-06-2018 , 11:36 AM

#2682

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I can almost guarantee you that my tan is already better than yours.

07-06-2018 , 11:38 AM

#2683

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Also, for the last time, I don't like beer.

07-06-2018 , 11:39 AM

#2684

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

what do you like?

don’t tell me you dont drink

07-06-2018 , 11:40 AM

#2685

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

There is a girl who works at the shop across the street from my apartment who has caught my eye. She's quite cute, and I once saw her getting down and dirty in the middle of some random public garden, so I know she's a little wild.

07-06-2018 , 11:42 AM

#2686

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

what do you like?

don’t tell me you dont drink

I don't drink, right up until the point that I do. If I'm drinking it's to be drunk, so I just stick to the vodka

07-06-2018 , 11:50 AM

#2687

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Originally Posted by Da33le

prolly crazy, hope she doesnt kill you

07-06-2018 , 12:14 PM

#2688

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I don't know, could be fun!

07-06-2018 , 12:26 PM

#2689

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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8k for a blonde singer sounds like a safe bet, but whatever turns you on daaszszs

07-06-2018 , 12:41 PM

#2690

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Why is the chase replaced with catchphrase..? This girl on it is very nice though. I hope she wins!

07-06-2018 , 12:42 PM

#2691

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

8k for a blonde singer sounds like a safe bet, but whatever turns you on daaszszs

I don't trust salesmen, and you're pushing this blonde quite hard. I'm thinking if I shopped around there's probably a better deal out there

07-06-2018 , 12:53 PM

#2692

FranFran

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Franko not happy

07-06-2018 , 12:58 PM

#2693

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I wasn't asking for advice hommo I just want to complain

THAT'S WHY ALL OF THE ADVICE I GAVE YOU WAS BAD ADVICE EXCEPT ONE PIECE

07-06-2018 , 12:58 PM

#2694

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

my dad jusy got a BUNCH of pills.

mmmmm pills

07-06-2018 , 01:12 PM

#2695

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Franko not happy

Let's negosh

07-06-2018 , 01:17 PM

#2696

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

are you saying 8k is too much?

well, I paid her 8k to sing on my wedding for few hours, so I think you are getting a nice deal.

07-06-2018 , 01:19 PM

#2697

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

mmmmm pills

aussies are weaklings, pills for a single finger tip, on a pinky minky, I would not stop drinking that night over that.

07-06-2018 , 01:20 PM

#2698

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

You're not giving me much to go on. I literally gave you more info on some random girl from the shop 😄

07-06-2018 , 01:32 PM

#2699

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i pm’d you a teaser

07-06-2018 , 02:20 PM

#2700

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

He sent a dick pic!

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