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10-14-2017 , 10:36 PM

#2626

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I'm not sure but she's should submit pics so we can confirm she's not already afflicted.

10-14-2017 , 10:44 PM

#2627

Jellyfishcake

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 66

Flat butts are very common among Asian people

10-14-2017 , 10:48 PM

#2628

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

vegans are quietly saving the world every day but the vast majority of them are just pretending to be into it to piss off rural conservatives

The other half is busy making up fake rape claims to keep the white man down.

10-14-2017 , 11:00 PM

#2629

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

10-15-2017 , 01:13 AM

#2630

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Just wondering, how does not touching yourself make you alpha?

Spoiler:

10-15-2017 , 03:03 AM

#2631

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Last movie you saw in theatre?

10-15-2017 , 03:19 AM

#2632

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,908

looky there!

10-15-2017 , 05:11 AM

#2633

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Pretty sure it was The Martian.

10-15-2017 , 05:28 AM

#2634

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

My stomach hurts

10-15-2017 , 08:16 AM

#2635

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

See, this is the way everyday should be. Sleep in until noon. Watch tv and play video games, then go out for dinner to see friends/family. Why oh why do I have to work for a living

10-15-2017 , 08:40 AM

#2636

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

So you have somewhere to sleep. Have a TV to watch. Have video games to play. And afford to go out to dinner with friends and family.

10-15-2017 , 08:40 AM

#2637

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

I need $3k of deductions to get me under a tax bracket.

Am taking ideas.

Go!

10-15-2017 , 08:54 AM

#2638

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So you have somewhere to sleep. Have a TV to watch. Have video games to play. And afford to go out to dinner with friends and family.

Uuhhg, well why don't the government just give us that stuff for free!

10-15-2017 , 08:55 AM

#2639

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Most people would be happy with some cheap healthcare.

10-15-2017 , 08:57 AM

#2640

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I need $3k of deductions to get me under a tax bracket.

Am taking ideas.

Go!

Please clarify what this means, because one meaning is very naughty, and the other meaning makes your tax laws ******ed.

10-15-2017 , 08:58 AM

#2641

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I say it's naughty, but tbh, my entire tax return is pulled from my ass, because I'm too lazy to track my deductions (don't tell the tax man!)

10-15-2017 , 09:18 AM

#2642

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Please clarify what this means, because one meaning is very naughty, and the other meaning makes your tax laws ******ed.

Australia has an income cutoff where you have to pay extra medicare payments if you don't have private health care. It's an extra 1% on all income. As I don't live in Australia and you can't use Australian Private Heath Care anywhere but Australia I obviously don't have it.

So it's not really a jump in a tax payment going $1 over a certain amount, but a penalty for not having private health care if you earn $1 over a certain amount.

10-15-2017 , 09:46 AM

#2643

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Yeah, so what I was wondering was (and if you answered and I misunderstood, I'm sorry) are you actually looking to spend 3k on something that you can then deduct, to save money overall? Because if spending 3k saves you more than 3k, then I think your system is dumb.

10-15-2017 , 09:48 AM

#2644

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Why you paying tax in aus if you don't live there? This whole thing is very confusing to me.

10-15-2017 , 09:48 AM

#2645

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Very dumb, sorry.

10-15-2017 , 09:49 AM

#2646

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Correct. I can spend 3k and get it all back effectively. It's stupid.

The hard thing though is that it's for last financial year (ended in June), so I need a time machine.

10-15-2017 , 09:49 AM

#2647

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Because I'm a resident of Australia.

And our business is registered there.

10-15-2017 , 09:52 AM

#2648

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Oh, a business you say. Hire me! I'm actually not stupid, I was only kidding before, promise..

10-15-2017 , 09:55 AM

#2649

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Your first job is to find me $2k of deductions I haven't thought about for the last financial year.

Go!

I've already come up with 1k of them, so it's down to 2k now.