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Wife & eldest child had a screaming fest; I was at work. Got home after a tiring day and got to enjoy damage control.

If you get a chance to do that--pass.

(All is well-ish now, mostly blown over.)

06-10-2017 , 09:36 AM

#2053

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Ask him if he's ever had a groupie request he uses a chin dong, and if he agreed to it.

Chin dong sounds like a weird Chinese sex act.

*nttawwt

06-10-2017 , 09:39 AM

#2054

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Wife & eldest child had a screaming fest; I was at work. Got home after a tiring day and got to enjoy damage control.

If you get a chance to do that--pass.

(All is well-ish now, mostly blown over.)

How old is eldest?

Maybe you should invest in little smoke bombs you could keep in your pocket..that way when they request you intervene you can deploy and disappear in the haze like magic.

06-10-2017 , 09:39 AM

#2055

Albino Lord

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If y'all want to call in & ask him your perverted ?'s yourself you can. We will take those calls.

06-10-2017 , 09:40 AM

#2056

Kristy

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I think we both know it is the only logical solution.

Last edited by Kristy; 06-10-2017 at 09:41 AM. Reason: The haze, but perverted call ins make sense too

06-10-2017 , 09:41 AM

#2057

Albino Lord

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

How old is eldest?

Maybe you should invest in little smoke bombs you could keep in your pocket..that way when they request you intervene you can deploy and disappear in the haze like magic.

17 and that is friggin' genius. Just need a cool wizard hat.

06-10-2017 , 09:44 AM

#2058

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

But, I don't want to call in. I want a trip report of is expression when you're asking it to him.

And it could be Chinese but to assume so is wacist

06-10-2017 , 09:54 AM

#2059

Albino Lord

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going live in 5 mins; pre-show talk Candlebox guy is dropping swear words other other second. Gonna be interesting.

06-10-2017 , 10:08 AM

#2060

Albino Lord

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8 mins. That's how long it took til I had to hit the dump button.

06-10-2017 , 10:19 AM

#2061

Albino Lord

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and that's 2! Dumped word is dick-pic. Cause rules.

06-10-2017 , 10:20 AM

#2062

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

omfg so much catchup to do.

Single mother TR incoming later, TSers included

06-10-2017 , 10:23 AM

#2063

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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Better be pics

06-10-2017 , 11:15 AM

#2064

ScreaminAsian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

and that's 2! Dumped word is dick-pic. Cause rules.

**** the fcc

06-10-2017 , 11:49 AM

#2065

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Lumber was only$.30 a foot, so 140$ in lumber and one more 40$ piece of burlap should finish it.... 300$ wouldn't even begin to pay for other ceilings.

06-10-2017 , 12:45 PM

#2066

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

Oh hell I know what it is, it's laundry detergent or some ****.

ok ms scientist, but over here in real america we call it laundry sauce

06-10-2017 , 01:42 PM

#2067

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I need a takeout.

06-10-2017 , 01:43 PM

#2068

Da33le

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But I guess if I went to a shop instead, then I'd talk to somebody today

06-10-2017 , 01:43 PM

#2069

Da33le

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Wait, forgot the delivery driver counts as a person. Fk leaving the house.

06-10-2017 , 01:59 PM

#2070

wisski

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Oh get me a deep dish with extra cheese and pepperoni, I'll be over in a few to pay you for it.

06-10-2017 , 02:43 PM

#2071

Da33le

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Dr Who is without a doubt the worst thing I've ever seen.

06-10-2017 , 02:55 PM

#2072

AlwaysCalling

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LOL DRUGS

06-10-2017 , 02:59 PM

#2073

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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drugs are bad

06-10-2017 , 03:11 PM

#2074

ScreaminAsian

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Zia_xo

06-10-2017 , 03:12 PM

#2075

ScreaminAsian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Dr Who is without a doubt the worst thing I've ever seen.

and he's seen four 18-year-olds die in motorcycle accidents this week

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