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05-31-2017 , 03:51 PM
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Yeah but your size makes you much more likely to be the stabber rather than the stabbee. Us moderately sized individuals must be prudent in our threat assessments.



No fewer than 4 people asked me if I'd lost weight this weekend. Smashed some Culver's on the way home. **** I might eat some more tonight.


Your lyft customers really comment on your weight loss?

Also, new term of the day is "slump buster". Coined by a early 30's balding hipster, who showed me a picture of a 5' 5" 180 lb blonde with crimped hair and a cigarette from tinder.... he didn't follow through
05-31-2017 , 04:17 PM
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Mmmmm. Dumping the nut holster in the slump buster.
05-31-2017 , 04:51 PM
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But that's all she expected, besides a free dinner or two.
05-31-2017 , 05:00 PM
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Hello.
05-31-2017 , 05:09 PM
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Hello.


That seems like a peculiar statement for a guy with an unbleached *******.
05-31-2017 , 05:12 PM
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That seems like a peculiar statement for a guy with an unbleached *******.
Bleach this,

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05-31-2017 , 05:36 PM
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No reason to get hostile. What star date is it iyo?

Do you say engage often?

Are you sleeping with the ships psychiatrist to gain her trust so when you go postal she won't suspect you?
05-31-2017 , 05:41 PM
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Aww JTK be nice
05-31-2017 , 05:59 PM
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That seems like a peculiar statement for a guy with an unbleached *******.
Cosign.
05-31-2017 , 06:00 PM
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Also, sidewalk chalk party was a HUGE success.

And I got to hug on babbies. And they helped me plant out some Basil.
05-31-2017 , 06:16 PM
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Wtg, your raised their expectations of what life can be. Setting them up early for a life of disappointment and depression.
05-31-2017 , 06:25 PM
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Someone shoot me a txt when we're done talking about anuses and *******s.
05-31-2017 , 06:34 PM
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You mistook my intentions towards these children, Greg.
05-31-2017 , 06:34 PM
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Okay well move on to how successful my "wildflower" planting was at the end of last year
05-31-2017 , 06:36 PM
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Wtg, your raised their expectations of what life can be. Setting them up early for a life of disappointment and depression.
NAhhh, I have a gardening date with Lily and the oldest girl tomorrow. We're going to a community garden nearby to talk about vegetables.

Apparently this is VERY srs biz.
05-31-2017 , 06:42 PM
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Okay well move on to how successful my "wildflower" planting was at the end of last year
Beautiful.
Poppies? Did they self sow this year?
05-31-2017 , 06:51 PM
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Well, they're fighting again...but no crying babies. Maybe they're worn out and asleep?

One time dealer.
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I planted them in the fall. And I think maybe poppies are the bright ones, there's some darker purple ones and some small orange ones too that don't show up. I'm hoping this is just the spring blooming ones and there'll be another round in the summer. They were some wild flower mixes that we threw on the hill side too far away from the house to bother putting grass seed.
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Alrighty then, this is much better than some non-hyperlinked 16 digit number.
05-31-2017 , 07:10 PM
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I got a whole bunch of thistly things in my garden that my mom tells me are probably poppies.
05-31-2017 , 07:14 PM
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I planted them in the fall. And I think maybe poppies are the bright ones, there's some darker purple ones and some small orange ones too that don't show up. I'm hoping this is just the spring blooming ones and there'll be another round in the summer. They were some wild flower mixes that we threw on the hill side too far away from the house to bother putting grass seed.
I read somewhere that mowing them down makes them grow back better. Google first, ldo...but I think that is a thing.
05-31-2017 , 07:16 PM
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I got a whole bunch of thistly things in my garden that my mom tells me are probably poppies.
You'll know soon! I love poppies, but I can never get them to grow well here.
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