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my sister gets home and tells me " yeah people are coming around" then yells at me because I bought her mail in....

she has ****ing 2 jobs and still lives here ffs!

07-13-2017 , 06:17 AM

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LonelyBox

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

my sister gets home and tells me " yeah people are coming around" then yells at me because I bought her mail in....

she has ****ing 2 jobs and still lives here ffs!

Yeh she's saving money ******

07-13-2017 , 08:03 AM

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Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'm sorry for your organ's trouble, Kristy.

I suggest much morphine and not much wakefulness,

...

You can do it, your mom is gonna make it all better.

Speaking of morphine..

Nurse: Dr. Ordered x, y meds and z for pain. Gonna put them in your iv.

Kristy: x and y are a go, but I can't take z. I need to be mentally functioning.

Dr. You didn't take z, do you want a, b?

Kristy: no narcotics. I have a weak system they give me a dum and then make me fall asleep. Can't even.

Dr.: Ok, C. And Nurse will call in D, different prescription for when you leave.

Long story short

D=Hydrocodone.

What the **** rockstars is he treating that this is the lesser option for pain management?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

aslo you better get well soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

Sorry to hear about your organ issue Kristy.

Thanks!

07-13-2017 , 08:07 AM

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Kristy

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Also, I have a new creeper...but he can probably just tell that I have unused hydrocodone in my domicile.

07-13-2017 , 08:14 AM

#4681

AllCowsEatGrass

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You know what's really great? Hydrocodone cough syrup! That stuff is the jam!

07-13-2017 , 08:18 AM

#4682

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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No, never had. Maple syrup is pretty damn great iddssm.

Last edited by wisski; 07-13-2017 at 08:32 AM. Reason: Not sure about jam though that's a little too much for pancakes.

07-13-2017 , 09:01 AM

#4683

AllCowsEatGrass

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Holy **** I'm ready for summer to be over. The temperature is too god damn high

07-13-2017 , 09:01 AM

#4684

AllCowsEatGrass

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I'm going to stay with Luke in Australia. It's like winter there, right?

07-13-2017 , 09:10 AM

#4685

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Yeh she's saving money ******

for what? piss it away on more jewelry?

07-13-2017 , 09:15 AM

#4686

ScreaminAsian

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lol luke

07-13-2017 , 09:16 AM

#4687

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

You know what's really great? Hydrocodone cough syrup! That stuff is the jam!

show down lil wayne. we all don't party on lean

07-13-2017 , 09:17 AM

#4688

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

just get some weed man, that will take the edge off

07-13-2017 , 09:18 AM

#4689

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass

I'm going to stay with Luke in Australia. It's like winter there, right?

sure, i have some spare room in my bed.

big spoon or little spoon?

07-13-2017 , 09:20 AM

#4690

wisski

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Did you see she doesn't want to lose any edges, she wants the pain gone and the sharp edged focus. I'd suggest just mix pain pills and Ritalin. But I'm not a bonafide pharmaracist.

It rained this morning and cooled things to 70F, was nice.

07-13-2017 , 09:36 AM

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allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

my sister gets home and tells me " yeah people are coming around" then yells at me because I bought her mail in....

she has ****ing 2 jobs and still lives here ffs!

Sounds to me like she's flirting with you

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Also, I have a new creeper...but he can probably just tell that I have unused hydrocodone in my domicile.

This might be as close as you'll ever come to a Zombie Apocalypse - hundreds of burn out Minnesotans coming for your opiates.

It's gonna be a great day omgomgomg

07-13-2017 , 09:50 AM

#4692

ScreaminAsian

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i never want to visit australia

07-13-2017 , 09:56 AM

#4693

LonelyBox

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

for what? piss it away on more jewelry?

Probably to go as far away as possible from you

07-13-2017 , 09:56 AM

#4694

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Did you get something rusty stuck in yer pecker?
Male or female doc?
Tetanus shots feel.like theres a golf ball under your skin.

As if to imply on a Thursday that my pecker wasn't already rusty?
Male doctor, he's the GOAT though so I will allow him to squeeze my testicles and ask me if there's any pain.

Tetanus shots feel like snot and definitely not too hot when the heat gets brought, let's get some brats.

07-13-2017 , 09:57 AM

#4695

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Also, I have a new creeper...but he can probably just tell that I have unused hydrocodone in my domicile.

OMW2TYP

07-13-2017 , 10:29 AM

#4696

ScreaminAsian

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07-13-2017 , 10:29 AM

#4697

wisski

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I thought you were a supplier not a consumer? Bad things happen when you become both, watch Scarface for reference.

07-13-2017 , 10:30 AM

#4698

AlwaysFolding

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I am not a consumer, but I do make jokes about taking drugs constantly.

07-13-2017 , 10:36 AM

#4699

ScreaminAsian

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07-13-2017 , 10:39 AM

#4700

wisski

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They need to take that grass, too many leaves.

Drugs aren't funny though?

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