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06-23-2017 , 06:51 PM

#3401

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

06-23-2017 , 06:52 PM

#3402

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Basic Instinct is on and I can't fap without hurting myself. My life sucks.

06-23-2017 , 07:11 PM

#3403

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Oddly, for someone who is Irish..."just close your eyes and think of England" might work here too

06-23-2017 , 07:21 PM

#3404

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Oddly, for someone who is Irish..."just close your eyes and think of England" might work here too

Even Mistress Sharon isn't worth it. I just need time to heal.

06-23-2017 , 07:50 PM

#3405

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Its possible to orgasm without touching yourself

06-23-2017 , 07:53 PM

#3406

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Its possible to orgasm without touching yourself

Tell me more.

06-23-2017 , 08:16 PM

#3407

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

cliffs:

Spoiler:

06-23-2017 , 08:35 PM

#3408

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Spoiler:

06-23-2017 , 09:45 PM

#3409

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by James T. Kirk

Tell me more.

More.

06-23-2017 , 10:01 PM

#3410

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I could jerk off to a fully clothed pic when I was 16 ... maaaybe

i don't think there would have been a maybe about it. when you were 16, that was pre internet...

my question is, how did you survive?

06-23-2017 , 10:08 PM

#3411

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I can't believe anyone ever fapped to stills

you have never had to experience Aussie wifi

06-23-2017 , 10:08 PM

#3412

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by James T. Kirk

Tell me more.

takes time and dedication but once you've mastered it your partner will think you are god

06-23-2017 , 10:09 PM

#3413

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

TR 4 Gerg
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1299

addendum

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=1305

did click, was not DISAPOINT! that was awesome man, would defo party with you.

also

bbv has a plotics and economics thread????

06-23-2017 , 10:09 PM

#3414

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

are you more upset that Luke fapped to your pictures, or that the pictures are in fact stills?

Which is more upsetting, Luke fapping to your pictures, Luke and AF fapping to your pictures, or Luke and AF fapping to your pictures together and cleaning it up with Mop Rake?

hmm thats a tough one.

I'm gunna have to go with " kristy has to do better than that" for 100 alex

06-23-2017 , 10:11 PM

#3415

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I've been wondering what happens now that search info isn't private in USA #1..

Is the day coming when people will be able to uncover the weird **** I search for?

Not really kidding

the thing with this is, they "SAY" it's for the wrong doers and the terrorists.

but really it's so people can craft really targeted ads at you so they can get at your money that's all it is. they aren't going to take any illegal porn off the internet.

06-23-2017 , 10:15 PM

#3416

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

A neighbour, ~45 white male, who sits in his window all the time watching. Could be lonely, could be jerking off...hard to say for sure. Gets drunk with other neighbor occasionally and does things like "accidentally" show me his bum and fall over.

Very phlegmy cough. Swears at his nieces, nephews and dog.

Probably my future husband.

sounds like all the guys you've dated

06-23-2017 , 10:16 PM

#3417

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i'm starting to hate this new omg troll account

yeah, why would jimbo post as kirk?

06-23-2017 , 10:16 PM

#3418

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Nobody wants to see chicks eating. That aint hot. Right guys!!?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

who could hate mukbang?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

White people?

this.

for a white guy I know I have a lot of Asian friends... but they get a firm NO from me

06-23-2017 , 10:55 PM

#3419

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

hero.

06-23-2017 , 11:05 PM

#3420

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

takes time and dedication but once you've mastered it your partner will think you are god

I need a partner?! ****, I'm ****ed.

06-23-2017 , 11:36 PM

#3421

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Glad you enjoyed the read, Luke.

lol kristyfap

06-23-2017 , 11:40 PM

#3422

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by James T. Kirk

I need a partner?! ****, I'm ****ed.

tantric Kirking off.

06-23-2017 , 11:45 PM

#3423

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by James T. Kirk

I need a partner?! ****, I'm ****ed.

you could marry yourself, people do that these days

06-24-2017 , 12:38 AM

#3424

James T. Kirk

newbie

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

tantric Kirking off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

you could marry yourself, people do that these days

06-24-2017 , 12:39 AM

#3425

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

She's a killaaaaaa queeeeeeeeeen

James Kirk in a limousine

Orgasm without touching the peen

Guaranteed to blow your mindddddd

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