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02-20-2017 , 07:38 PM

#1051

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

My grandfather once asked me "you know the two happiest days in a mans life?"

Being young and foolish I claimed" of course when he get married and the day his first born arrives"

He laugh "Not even close. The day he buys a boat, and the day he sells his boat".

Message was loudly received and now I'll never have children

02-20-2017 , 07:40 PM

#1052

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i thought you were gonna end that with "a boat". you clearly misunderstood the morsel of the story

02-20-2017 , 07:46 PM

#1053

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Not sure there were any morsels in the story, not even any nuggets either

02-20-2017 , 08:07 PM

#1054

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

SA and Dabz are mean to me today, guess I'll come back in a couple days

02-20-2017 , 08:10 PM

#1055

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

don't go, it's your omg

02-20-2017 , 08:12 PM

#1056

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

I miss Golfing_Stud and pass. Where are all the nice Aussies?

Sometimes I like to imagine that Always Filding is one of their gimmick

02-20-2017 , 08:15 PM

#1057

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-20-2017 , 08:17 PM

#1058

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

SA and Dabz are mean to me today, guess I'll come back in a couple days

ya but look at this one

02-20-2017 , 08:20 PM

#1059

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-20-2017 , 08:37 PM

#1060

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Who's puts pineapples on a pizza?

02-20-2017 , 08:38 PM

#1061

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

pineapples on pizza is the jizz

02-20-2017 , 08:43 PM

#1062

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

So some guy was trying to tell me that I can only get so many Btu's through a half inch pipe, and I was like "ya bro, Bernoulli is a smart guy" silence...

02-20-2017 , 08:55 PM

#1063

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-20-2017 , 08:56 PM

#1064

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-20-2017 , 08:57 PM

#1065

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-20-2017 , 09:00 PM

#1066

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

The day your first born arrives is a gross, bloody, messy, exhausting, nightmare.

These "beautiful experience" "best day of my life" "didn't know real love until..." *******s need to stfu to the childless.

Kids don't get great until about 6 weeks in. And they keep getting funnier...except for maybe 9-12.

Last edited by Kristy; 02-20-2017 at 09:13 PM.

02-20-2017 , 09:12 PM

#1067

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-20-2017 , 09:13 PM

#1068

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

02-20-2017 , 09:39 PM

#1069

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

1. Cookie dough is pretty gross.

2. I've had sushi lots of times
Sushi can be delicious

...but, the LAST time I ate it I was so violently Ill that it has forever turned me off of it. It has been 15 years since that incident and the thought still makes me a little queasy.

Also, I don't like people who eat or talk about sushi, typically...so there's that. Double the number of huge douche you'd fine in any other restaurant*.

*MOST not ALL. no need for any butt hurt. Everyone's solid.

one time when i was a kid i ate 12 peanut butter sandwiches in one sitting.

the **** i had after that was crunchy as ****.

never again will i eat penut butter. ( other nut spreads are ok)

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Didn't know there were this many people in the world who don't like sushi.

i didn't when i was a kid. then i tired it.

omfg. it was like god came in my mouth. so good. i love it!

japs have a good thing going.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Sushi is the most polarizing of foods. In our office we have 6 sushi lovers & 4 people who won't eat it. I get it, it's just not for me.

Kind of like coffee, bananas & Luke's posting.

well that's just ****ing rude.

you don't like coffee or bananas?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Seriously, wtf is with all you banana haters? The texture and squishing the banana in your mouth with just your tongue is HIGHLY enjoyable.

I formally challenge the next banana-naysayers to a duel. Ffs. U ppl.

i'm not going to lie here... i don't like cooked vegies. and not becuse they are vegies.

have you ever had broccoli or asparagus and cooked it. it's all soft and ****ty.

so carrots are my life line. I just chop the tops off and eat them, salad is good too. I like peas and potatoes. snow peas corn, but that's about it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Top 10 fruit

1. Pomegranate
2. Strawberry
3. Raspberry
4. Coconut?
5. Apple
6. Kiwi
7. Banana
8. Pear
9. Plum
10. Tomato

wtf kind of list is that.

1. mango
2. watermelon
3. rockmelon ( cantaloupe for you ****ers)
4. banana
5. strawberry
6. pineapple
7. Kiwi
8. apple
8. plum
9. pear
10. Tomato

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Top 3 fruits:

Neil Patrick Harris
Barney Frank
Morrissey*

*allegedly

i like graham Norton. i think he gets the most out of the people he has on his show.

but nph is goat obvs

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Something something 18" bicep and can't even help his ex move. I'd help but I'm pretty busy this week.

i'd help... but that lunch better be lit!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

And now it just started pouring rain for the first time this year.

I quit. This isn't worth the $120/hr it costs to hire movers

pfft you could get that down to 50 bucks off craigslist.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

But where will Chloe be living??

in your basement obvs

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Why does wissky have a stripper pole in his shower?

cos he's a aspiring raper ovbs

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

So this is Rachel? I definitely get it now. Even if she's not Asian I got a thing for her

welcome to the non creeper side of life

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

maybe i should have waited for luke to log on. ripping on anyone else always ends up awkward

i'm here, i'm combo posting. whats not to love?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Waiting for Luke to see if I'm accepted in his NL2 study group

isn't that thread closed...

wait that's the sports betting one...

ffs!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

oh that was another luke joke? now i get it

yeah and it was as UNFUNNY as the last one.

STOP STALKING ME LB!

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

not sure... for me it's a toss-up between meeting bree. or seeing Springsteen....

gunna go with Springsteen obvs choice.

ok i takes it back, it was pretty bad today. soz

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Don't you feel special having your own personal stalker? You are like an Holywood super star

man, please, just give it up... stop bumping and posting **** i said when i was like 18.

I'm NOT that person any more.

Last edited by allinontheturn; 02-20-2017 at 11:45 PM.