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05-23-2017 , 09:32 AM

#9751

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,433

yall be sleepin on cuddling it's ****ing great and i do it with every girl i'm with

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05-23-2017 , 09:33 AM

#9752

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

wisskers be nice now

05-23-2017 , 09:33 AM

#9753

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

Kristy is after a WIDOWER

05-23-2017 , 09:34 AM

#9754

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

yall be sleepin on cuddling it's ****ing great and i do it with every girl i'm with

So F beta, how can you not see that?

05-23-2017 , 09:34 AM

#9755

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Kristy is after a WIDOWER

Always assumed she was a necro, thanks for confirming.

05-23-2017 , 09:35 AM

#9756

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Nothing is wrong with cuddling...if the recipient is a kid.

I'm so touched-out. I'd prefer to always express emotion in words or high-fives...actually, I prefer to verbal those too.

05-23-2017 , 09:36 AM

#9757

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

So when it cums to sex, you would prefer he just say "yup I'm putting it in now, now taking it out, now putting it in?" Rather than actually doing it of course.

05-23-2017 , 09:39 AM

#9758

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Kristy is after a WIDOWER

Is "widowered" even a thing?

I just don't like anyone who says their ex "is a psycho," but doesn't see it as a reflection on themselves.

You chose that person. If you screwed up, self-assess, make better choices, and hide your shame.

05-23-2017 , 09:41 AM

#9759

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,433

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Nothing is wrong with cuddling...if the recipient is a kid.

I'm so touched-out. I'd prefer to always express emotion in words or high-fives...actually, I prefer to verbal those too.

so if i'd dating you and we are watching a film. Should I be on the other side of the room?

05-23-2017 , 09:41 AM

#9760

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

So when it cums to sex, you would prefer he just say "yup I'm putting it in now, now taking it out, now putting it in?" Rather than actually doing it of course.

Mount
Dismount
Stick the landing
^5
Get back to work or go to sleep

You have no idea how srs I am being rn.

05-23-2017 , 09:44 AM

#9761

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,433

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Mount
Dismount
Stick the landing
^5
Get back to work or go to sleep

You have no idea how srs I am being rn.

you need to relax a little man... sexy isn't about getting a perfect 10/10...

it's about a lot more than that....

just call me dr. love

05-23-2017 , 09:45 AM

#9762

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

so if i'd dating you and we are watching a film. Should I be on the other side of the room?

I don't accept the premise.

05-23-2017 , 09:48 AM

#9763

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

I meant because you're all touched out you would prefer he just verbalize the action rather than touching you.

Like Demolition Man instead. It's virtual sex.

05-23-2017 , 09:54 AM

#9764

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I honest-to-god thought about Demolition Man for like 10 mins about an hour ago.

Last edited by Kristy; 05-23-2017 at 09:54 AM. Reason: TWINSIES

05-23-2017 , 09:55 AM

#9765

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,433

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I don't accept the premise.

ok you are weird... gl finding another man... lol

05-23-2017 , 09:59 AM

#9766

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

ok you are weird...

05-23-2017 , 10:05 AM

#9767

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,528

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

...so now that we all know none of you are in my range-

ahem

05-23-2017 , 10:05 AM

#9768

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,433

thats my fav gif of alll time.. right next to the Springsteen one when he slides down the stage at the superbowl

05-23-2017 , 10:16 AM

#9769

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

ahem

*except KONY

I am always hitting on him when I post.

05-23-2017 , 10:18 AM

#9770

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Also, pics of 7 incher unicorn?

05-23-2017 , 10:20 AM

#9771

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,433

great no kony is never going to post here again... we are at limited og posters as is! thanks kristy!

05-23-2017 , 10:43 AM

#9772

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Cuddling makes me too warm. I need the air to circulate. I might re-consider if I had just ****ed a real doll.

05-23-2017 , 10:52 AM

#9773

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Cuddling makes me too warm. I need the air to circulate. I might re-consider if I had just ****ed a real doll.

Boldedx1mirrion.

Idk wtf is wrong with the cuddle freaks, but bedrooms should be almost refrigerator cold and sleeping zones clearly defined with NO crossover.