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05-02-2017 , 11:03 AM
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU BESIDES MAKE FUN OF YOUR TINY PENIS AND TERRIBLE LIFE DECISIONS?!?!
05-02-2017 , 11:04 AM
Also, white girl fight happening in my neighbour's yard.
05-02-2017 , 11:05 AM
Also, also...she has three small children and a proclivity to dropping F bombs. I wish there was a way I could invite the kids over without getting stabbed.
05-02-2017 , 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I agree. I got into cocaine instead of gambling.

NOW I JUST GET KRISTY TO MYSELF
Furthermore, since when are those two things mutually exclusive?
05-02-2017 , 11:07 AM
Lastly, EPIC COMBO
05-02-2017 , 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU BESIDES MAKE FUN OF YOUR TINY PENIS AND TERRIBLE LIFE DECISIONS?!?!
According to Wikipedia my penis is average
05-02-2017 , 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Furthermore, since when are those two things mutually exclusive?
broken. combo.

They're not. But when you're 16/17/18 and only sell enough drugs to afford one or the other...well, you can figure that out.

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 05-02-2017 at 11:11 AM. Reason: awwww LB beat me to it
05-02-2017 , 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by LonelyBox
According to Wikipedia my penis is awesome
fyp
05-02-2017 , 11:13 AM
According to porn my penis is small
05-02-2017 , 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LonelyBox
According to Wikipedia my penis is average
I think we'll all agree my sample size is larger than Wikipedia
05-02-2017 , 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
According to porn my penis is small
*dossier updated*
05-02-2017 , 11:16 AM
Mr.mmmKay, what do we really know about You?

You're an enigma.
05-02-2017 , 11:16 AM
All that's really known about me is that I'm a female from Borneo
05-02-2017 , 11:20 AM
Who doesn't understand paper bags.
05-02-2017 , 11:20 AM
And whose penis is not big enough for porn
05-02-2017 , 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Mr.mmmKay, what do we really know about You?

You're an enigma.
Gotta keep it on the low when you are in the diamond industry
05-02-2017 , 11:21 AM
Who probably thought about poker at least one time
05-02-2017 , 11:28 AM
Sorry, is that getting too up close and personal?
05-02-2017 , 11:36 AM
Mr. mmmKay has a private BBV trading card that is very explanatory of his enigma status.

Please do not pour water on the Mr. mmmKay.
05-02-2017 , 11:36 AM
SHAMWOW IT WILL MAKE YOU SAY WOW!
05-02-2017 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye
SHAMWOW IT WILL MAKE YOU SAY WOW!
wauw
05-02-2017 , 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Mr. mmmKay has a private BBV trading card that is very explanatory of his enigma status.

Please do not pour water on the Mr. mmmKay.
I never got the whole trading card thing. What's the deal?
05-02-2017 , 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
aviary battle
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...avour-1665231/
05-02-2017 , 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
the kid pitched 1 & 2/3 with 0 runs, 1 hit, 4 walks, and 5 Ks on fiddy pitches last night. #littleleagueproud
Did the team win?
How much did you lose?
4 walks: how close together?
How old is "the kid"?
Your mets spanked the braves last night. Still on tilt from Sunday, imo (23-5)
05-02-2017 , 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Also, I have a story about an epic battle between my Dad and a bird over his new truck, from this week, that involves guns, tricky maneuvers, and possible poison...but now I'm afraid that if I tell it I am 1-upping.

Thanks for getting in my head, Wisski.
Was the bird masturbating in the side mirror?

      
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