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look i can and i'm nice but on the weekend I was really drunk and some girl asked me to buy her a drink. so i asked her if she was going to suck my dick.

I'm not wrong, I'm just an *******

02-19-2017 , 11:21 AM

#753

FranFran

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gym is for the weak

02-19-2017 , 11:47 AM

#754

Kristy

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Aren't you like a 6'4" genetic monster, though?

Seems unkind to hold mere mortals to your standard.

02-19-2017 , 11:50 AM

#755

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

look i can and i'm nice but on the weekend I was really drunk and some girl asked me to buy her a drink. so i asked her if she was going to suck my dick.

I'm not wrong, I'm just an *******

No, you're wrong.

Just because you don't care for the custom doesn't mean it stops being one, or excuses your social ineptitude in handling the difference of opinion/expectation so poorly.

02-19-2017 , 11:57 AM

#756

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Water heater tanks should definitely be a thing of the past. But I have one too.

gf is buying a house that needs a new water heater and I can't get her to go tankless. The on-demand units are apparently not good for multiple hot-water stuffs running at the same time, and this appears to be a non starter because she's running the laundry, dishwasher and the shower at the same time....

02-19-2017 , 12:06 PM

#757

Kristy

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That seems like a lot to ask of even a tank...unless you're going YUGE.

02-19-2017 , 12:12 PM

#758

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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failed attempt at sarcasm. she's not running multiple devices which is why her decision is bad and she should feel bad

02-19-2017 , 12:14 PM

#759

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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glad your hot water ghosts have not deaded you yet, btw

02-19-2017 , 12:18 PM

#760

Da33le

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I haven't been to the gym since I was about 17, and I'm a total beast. I could beat 90% of you nerds in an arm wrestling match, especially Kristy.

02-19-2017 , 12:19 PM

#761

Da33le

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Anyway, wtf are we talking about? How are we all? Can we talk about me yet?

02-19-2017 , 12:23 PM

#762

wisski

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Is dale a bot?

And those appliances don't use hot water, they use thermoresistors to heat cold water. So she should feel doubly bad.

02-19-2017 , 12:36 PM

#763

FranFran

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Aren't you like a 6'4" genetic monster, though?

Seems unkind to hold mere mortals to your standard.

my name is number one and I can reach the sun

02-19-2017 , 12:42 PM

#764

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i did. they are awesome.

I am hurting today because i worked at a bar last night collecting glasses. i was hung over doing it too. i also have blisters on my big toes lol

You finally found a job and you go work hangover?

02-19-2017 , 12:46 PM

#765

LonelyBox

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Anyway, wtf are we talking about? How are we all? Can we talk about me yet?

How do you do? You like and I like you. Come and take me by the hand, cause I want to be your friend .

02-19-2017 , 12:46 PM

#766

LonelyBox

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Hi Fran

02-19-2017 , 12:48 PM

#767

LonelyBox

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I'm surprised that you noticed I was missing this morning Kristy. Sometimes I feel like everyone except Luke blocked me on this forum.

02-19-2017 , 12:49 PM

#768

LonelyBox

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Is this really a thing? Girl asking you to buy them a drink in normal bar/club?

02-19-2017 , 12:51 PM

#769

LonelyBox

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Today it's Sunday. So much nostalgia in my new place, everything remind me of my ex gf. Because in fact this new place at the mountain is one of my old place where I used to live when I first met my ex gf

02-19-2017 , 12:51 PM

#770

LonelyBox

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Bump

02-19-2017 , 12:53 PM

#771

Da33le

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

How do you do? You like and I like you. Come and take me by the hand, cause I want to be your friend .

I'm in one of those moods. Feeling good but also bad. You know how it goes.

Maybe you should call this ex up and chat, or find somebody new.

02-19-2017 , 12:53 PM

#772

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

glad your hot water ghosts have not deaded you yet, btw

Thanks, me too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I haven't been to the gym since I was about 17, and I'm a total beast. I could beat 90% of you nerds in an arm wrestling match, especially Kristy.

You all know how I like to be super humble and NEVER brag, but I pulled out a measuring tape and..

My biceps are 12.5" SOLID.

I feel like I've got a tiny, but legit, shot at beating some of the smaller omgers.

So pretty much Lbox.

02-19-2017 , 12:54 PM

#773

LonelyBox

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Wisski, you should sell your house and move in a appartment. Soon you'll realize that all you did your whole life was working. Than you'll die with many regret. Every hour you spend working on that house or your desk job, I can just sit at the computer and masturbate

Life is goood

02-19-2017 , 12:55 PM

#774

Da33le

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Or just stfu, only room for one sad sack of **** around here, and imo I'm better at it

02-19-2017 , 12:56 PM

#775

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Thanks, me too!

You all know how I like to be super humble and NEVER brag, but I pulled out a measuring tape and..

My biceps are 12.5" SOLID. I feel like I've got a tiny, but legit, shot at beating some of the smaller omgers.

So pretty much Lbox.

I do wrestling with my Dom, I let her win cause it turn me on.

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