Hooligan!

Dudeclit, the gay oyster of the sea
Don't you try to level me!
A brand new wonderful clitoral-specie
A poem wrote just for Kristy, you see?

I'm at my friends house. We're watching a movie and getting a chinky. He's moving soon tho so I will pretty soon officially have no friends.

Not hers tho.

I got rear-ended this morning, but not in the gay oyster way.

Are you died?

fyp its better this way iyam ldo lol

i'll quote my Kristy poem if need be.

watch where you're going next time

Alive, but sore, like way sorer than I expected. I used to do personal injury law & I often thought our clients were probably exaggerating, but meh.

Just glad my kids seem like they're ok.
I wasn't going anywhere tho. Where does one look then?

Inward, to achieve greater understanding of self.

thinking emoji

Glad you lived. Did your car also make it?

I'm watching We are the Millers. It's not good, but it has some funny bits, also the ladies are very attractive.

Yeah, just a beat up back bumper.

first

also, im alive, and PLO HU IS SO MUCCH FUN, ha ha im laughing now

oh, and ban op

Second.

All in favor say aye.

Ban OP

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Going once

does this count?

so firday night i was out till 5 am drinking and being a dickhead. saturday i was recovering and planning to go to dinner.

at 4:30 my friend calls me up who works at a bar and tells me. " yo i got work for you. come be the pleb and collect all the glasses drunk people use."

so i say... **** i have dinner tongiht with friends, i can't.... ok i'll be there at 7:30.

so I rock up at like 7:15 and work till like 2 then have drink ( i drank 2 750ml bottles of water. )

i went to bed at 4 am.

so now. my hold body hurts especially my right arm ( my bicep just grew like 4cms.) and i have a big blister which has poped on my left big toe.

all in all i got paid like 160 bucks. ( 70 of which i spent of **** to work there)

i want to die right now. I need a hto tub soak and a massage

she sent nudes didn't she?