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06-16-2016 , 07:50 PM

#1101

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

lol it's big for michigan idk

06-16-2016 , 07:51 PM

#1102

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

I'd love to go to uni in America at 23 would have been awesome

06-16-2016 , 08:09 PM

#1103

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Luke aren't you like almost 30?

06-16-2016 , 08:15 PM

#1104

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

What's her name?

Xiu five dolla sucky sucky

06-16-2016 , 08:16 PM

#1105

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

true story:

kalamazoo, michigan. big college town in the midwest USA. couple buddies of mine, online poker players just like you, were having a drunken house party as part of their ongoing desperate misguided attempts at getting laid with college chicks despite not attending any such institution at the time.

it gets late, and it's a lot of very drunken people, and a fight breaks out, like an argument and one touch maybe, and the guy leaves and comes back with a pistol in his hand. immediately, my friends' roommate, who was in the army (discharged after falling out of a helicopter and breaking both ankles) and a total badass prob like 23 years old at the time immediately disarms the guy and moves the gun into a bedroom of the apartment to see it was indeed loaded. now my friends are peaceful stoner type of people so they didn't even beat this guy up or anything, they just told him to leave, and he was still very drunk at this point. the guy asks for his gun back, everyone says NO GO HOME.

anyway the party kinda ends after that. the next day, the guy came back to thoroughly apologize, and asked for his gun back again.

Spoiler:

Considerate people.

06-16-2016 , 08:18 PM

#1106

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Sports are fun, los lonely boxes.

Lotta good stuff tonight. NBA finals game six. US Men's national soccer team in the quarterfinals of a nice lil tourney. You not a big sports fan? I'm less of a fanatic now that I'm an old

06-16-2016 , 08:20 PM

#1107

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Super-grunch. I'll try to remember to fight with whoever needs fightin' on Sunday.

06-16-2016 , 08:24 PM

#1108

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

That's an amazing story, SA. Young people doing well. Life is awesome! So strange, all that takes place lol

06-16-2016 , 08:25 PM

#1109

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,417

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Luke aren't you like almost 30?

06-16-2016 , 08:34 PM

#1110

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i've heard that "daddies" are in. that it's the new fashionable thing for super hot young girls to date older guys. it kinda seems like you give off more of a "grandpa" vibe tho tbh

06-16-2016 , 08:53 PM

#1111

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,451

Yes!

06-16-2016 , 09:17 PM

#1112

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Like beer can long?

Not like Foster's beer can

06-16-2016 , 09:26 PM

#1113

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

You can argue with me if you want. Kristy does not seem to want to.

Right.
I'm gonna say you leave the water run the entire time while you brush your teeth.
You're killing the planet!

06-16-2016 , 09:29 PM

#1114

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Right.
I'm gonna say you leave the water run the entire time while you brush your teeth.
You're killing the planet!

False. I turn the water off right away & go do important things for 2 minutes until it turns off. Your argument is invalid.

06-16-2016 , 10:26 PM

#1115

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

False. I turn the water off right away & go do important things for 2 minutes until it turns off. Your argument is invalid.

Dammit!

Well, then, your perspective on important things is skewed. Statistically, two minutes is not enough time to deal with an important issue.
Ha! You're so wrong.

06-16-2016 , 10:27 PM

#1116

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Dammit!

Well, then, your perspective on important things is skewed. Statistically, two minutes is not enough time to deal with an important issue.
Ha! You're so wrong.

Yeah...my 2.5 minute toothbrush stopped working...I have been trying to over-compensate by making terrible arguments on the internet :/

06-16-2016 , 10:57 PM

#1117

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

get a room!

06-16-2016 , 11:01 PM

#1118

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

I don't understand sports

06-16-2016 , 11:22 PM

#1119

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,505

sports is about winning

06-16-2016 , 11:39 PM

#1120

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Life is about winning

06-17-2016 , 12:15 AM

#1121

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,505

Ergo sports is life

06-17-2016 , 02:06 AM

#1122

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,451

/thread

06-17-2016 , 02:43 AM

#1123

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

10 000 posts in 2 days? I don't believe it will happen ever again.

My prediction are 1 omg every 3 months.

06-17-2016 , 02:49 AM

#1124

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Ergo sports is life

Truth.

06-17-2016 , 02:56 AM

#1125

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

I don't understand sports

Low T

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