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08-10-2016 , 12:20 PM

#8301

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,479

I'm in all three pics wearing the red visor

08-10-2016 , 12:56 PM

#8302

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Elbows are wayyyyyyy too pointy, Greg.

I'd hit you, but like, I'd have to be drunk, obv.

08-10-2016 , 01:44 PM

#8303

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

There's a piece of land here for sale that I'm interested in. It's not too far out in to the sticks, which is good for getting to shops, but not so great for stars. I have no idea why I really want it other than its something to spend my money on, and I could get an old caravan or something and use it to go have bonfires and camp out at weekends.

Do eeet!
I could live there, when you weren't, of course.

08-10-2016 , 02:01 PM

#8304

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

Lol

08-10-2016 , 04:20 PM

#8305

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Lol

08-10-2016 , 04:36 PM

#8306

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,330

436BLAZEIT

08-10-2016 , 05:25 PM

#8307

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,461

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I like working hard. It feels good.

Though, I come from dairy farmers, and convenience and candy store owners (A harder, more physical, job than you'd ever imagine.)

I'm probably the laziest person in my family by comparison.

Are/Were your parents/Grandparents academics as well?

Im lazy as hell, hence the desk job.

I come from a family of farmers on my dad's side, and laborers on the other, although me ma is a retired teacher. she's hardly academic. they're all terribly disappointed in my career path given how much I get paid and my education. explains a lot

08-10-2016 , 05:32 PM

#8308

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I'm in all three pics wearing the red visor

Really? Well would you be willing to date me? I'm very cool, and I'd be willing to drop everything to follow you around the world on your tennis tour.

08-10-2016 , 05:34 PM

#8309

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,461

smooth operator itt

08-10-2016 , 05:45 PM

#8310

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I got two 18 year old polish chicks up to my apartment the other night, but I could not seal the deal.

08-10-2016 , 05:46 PM

#8311

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

Lol @ being disappointed in your child for getting their PHD/being a professor.

08-10-2016 , 05:48 PM

#8312

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I got two 18 year old polish chicks up to my apartment the other night, but I could not seal the deal.

Hi, I'm glad you're back.

Did you show either/both the goods?
What was the premise, under which, they were lured? Did it involve free candy?

08-10-2016 , 05:52 PM

#8313

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Hi, I'm glad you're back.

Did you show either/both the goods?
What was the premise, under which, they were lured? Did it involve free candy?

"My apartment is down the street. Let's buy a bottle of wine and go hang out there."

08-10-2016 , 06:03 PM

#8314

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

I'll have to try that some time.

08-10-2016 , 06:33 PM

#8315

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

And no, Kristy. I didn't whip it out.

I started playing with one girl's hair and then her necklace and I guess they got weirded out or something I don't know.

Plus my neighbor's place got broken into earlier and when we were walking up a cop was taking pictures of the broken door so that didn't help.

08-10-2016 , 07:01 PM

#8316

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,537

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

"My apartment is down the street. Let's buy a bottle of wine and go hang out there."

Do you want me to explain where you went wrong?

In other good news fuluck is still alive.

08-10-2016 , 07:09 PM

#8317

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,261

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I got two 18 year old polish chicks up to my apartment the other night, but I could not seal the deal.

Can I come hang around?

08-10-2016 , 07:27 PM

#8318

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,537

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

And no, Kristy. I didn't whip it out.

Do you want me to explain where you went wrong again?

Last edited by GiantWalleye; 08-10-2016 at 07:28 PM. Reason: I think it is fair to assume that you like inverse order waiver wire too.

08-10-2016 , 07:41 PM

#8319

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,214

Lol fuluck goat. Wb, mang

08-10-2016 , 08:24 PM

#8320

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Maybe send them a customer satisfaction survey, to improve for next time?

Also, just for curiosity's sake...isn't 21 the drinking age in your state?

08-10-2016 , 08:26 PM

#8321

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Do you want me to explain where you went wrong again?

THE NAKED MAN WILL NOT WORK IN REAL LIFE!

08-10-2016 , 08:41 PM

#8322

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,330

08-10-2016 , 09:15 PM

#8323

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,537

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Maybe send them a customer satisfaction survey, to improve for next time?

Also, just for curiosity's sake...isn't 21 the drinking age in your state?

It's 21 in every state, don't they teach you anything in Canada?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

THE NAKED MAN WILL NOT WORK IN REAL LIFE!

According to how I Met your mother, it works 2/3 times and since you denied me the first time I tried it you simply cannot say no the next two. How I Met your mother is never wrong.