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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
your male lookalike imo for the above photo of you anyway.. had to probe the deep, dark crannies of my gray matter, but then it popped in there.
Lol, dammit! I was going for angry in that pic. You don't know how hard I had to work to not laugh or smile.
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
why does the second last picture look like you guy are about to dress up and go to comic con.
EDIT: Reason: on second thoughts i'd probs hiot on the chick in green.
Yeah, you would. Emme is honest-to-God, one of, or the coolest women I have ever met. She's brilliant, she's adventurous, she's totally open-minded and wildly creative.
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Is it normal to need to pee more than usual after sex? Asking for a friend.
I thought your body naturally made you want to pee after sex to sort of flush things out...like the caveman equivalent of a decontamination shower?
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Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud
It hurts to pee after sex? I'm also asking for a friend.
Urethral tear...you're putting his peen in th e wrong hole.
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Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud
I bet she loved it. They kept the filthy card I gave them for their wedding on their coffee table for years.
Emme+Khaos wedding present pics as stand in because I can't find the card yet
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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
Me: OK, I'm tired. Going to bed.
20 mins later--RIGHT after nodding off for the night I'm woken to deal with a roach in the hallway.
Now I can't get back to sleep.
Good to know my need of sleep is secondary to house-bug removal duties.
You said "duties".
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Also, I prefer sunflowers to lillies.
This is the first time you've ever been wrong.