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02-17-2016 , 03:24 PM

#2201

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Stripclub?

Still no.

02-17-2016 , 03:41 PM

#2202

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Still no.

twss

02-17-2016 , 04:11 PM

#2203

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Still no.

SOUNDS LIKE MY SEX LIFE

02-17-2016 , 05:51 PM

#2204

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

what is sex?

02-17-2016 , 05:57 PM

#2205

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

not your avatar

02-17-2016 , 06:06 PM

#2206

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

SOUNDS LIKE MY SEX LIFE

You're so silly!

Married people don't have sex.

02-17-2016 , 06:09 PM

#2207

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,281

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

You're so silly!

Married people don't have sex.

that explains a lot. i must have gotten married a long time ago

02-17-2016 , 09:05 PM

#2208

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

GW and I quit drinking a few weeks ago, and we no longer have football to gamble on...

This is a serious lull in our marriage. We're going to have to take up a weird fetish, or something, to occupy our time.

Suggestions?

i know it's not aussie threads. but.

there are 2 more teams though.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 02-17-2016 at 09:10 PM. Reason: PELI I'M READY! PEPER YOUR ANGUS #GOFREO!

02-17-2016 , 09:11 PM

#2209

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Sure, I quit for 7 years once..

I quite for 1.5 years once... I got that drunk at my friends engagement party... yeah.... i woke up in the morning and the bride to be was not happy. aparently my wrap sheet was pretty long.

02-18-2016 , 06:03 AM

#2210

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I quite for 1.5 years once... I got that drunk at my friends engagement party... yeah.... i woke up in the morning and the bride to be was not happy. aparently my wrap sheet was pretty long.

English mother f**er do you speak it?

02-18-2016 , 06:43 AM

#2211

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud

English mother f**er do you speak it?

no i speak engrish.

02-18-2016 , 07:02 AM

#2212

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

me too

02-18-2016 , 10:21 AM

#2213

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

you are married with kids ain't ya?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Aiott is very much single and childless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

alinotheturn = single, no kids
Jmurder = married + kids

Pelly & MmmKay are correct.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Yeah, even in my single days I was never much into clubs.

Way too loud for me to have any idea what short people are saying, & not into tall women...

Also, I can't dance & don't like spending a bunch of $$$ on doing stuff I'm not that into.

imo2 - I'd probably do better with women if I kept the talking to a minimum tho so there is that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Can't dance?
Damn.

Can't sing either. The only thing about me is the way that I walk

02-18-2016 , 10:23 AM

#2214

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Start swinging with Emme?

02-18-2016 , 10:29 AM

#2215

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud

English mother f**er do you speak it?

If that bothers you I'd recommend putting him on ignore yesterday. OMGOMGOMG functions best with ~1 dangeraw type.

Also, working from home is hard.

Also, the longest I've quit drinking has been 3 months after a DUI when I was 21. Definitely one of the dumber things I've done.

02-18-2016 , 10:47 AM

#2216

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Can't sing either. The only thing about me is the way that I walk

02-18-2016 , 11:18 AM

#2217

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Don't beat yourself up AIOTT. 3 months isn't thaaaaaat long & you had plenty of years to make up for lost time.

02-18-2016 , 11:39 AM

#2218

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I knew someone would take advantage of that ambiguity in my post & of course it had to be the lawyer (obj)

02-18-2016 , 11:53 AM

#2219

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I saw it too, but elected to focus on Phil Collins.

80's hair, racial segregation, a man who looks like a registered sex offender on the electric keyboard...this video has it all!

Also, by freak chance, I'm wearing spandex pants with HUGE, thick socks pulled up like leg warmers...so I really looked the part while I 80s-danced, and sang in my kitchen.

I hope my neighbours were watching. I crushed it.

02-18-2016 , 12:07 PM

#2220

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Thursday
OIC is real.

Bump

02-18-2016 , 12:41 PM

#2221

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Today is Thursday
OIC is real.

Bump

Blog updated ldo.

How's it going today, everyone?

02-18-2016 , 12:54 PM

#2222

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Thinking about asking one more week to my doctor tommorrow.

02-18-2016 , 01:20 PM

#2223

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

How's it going today, everyone?

I called one friend I knew was looking for child care when GW lost his job...
And I now have a wait list 3 kids deep, from people who want to ditch their current providers to bring their kids to me, which is making me feel pretty good about my parenting skillz.
(Sun)