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02-09-2016 , 06:48 PM

#1251

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Nobody cares about my totally cool story about my day either, Fran, so fu.

02-09-2016 , 06:52 PM

#1252

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i knew you had a heart Kristinka, you woudnt ignore terrible death of those swimming creatures.

oh this just became emotional once again in this thread,

this song is for our fish who left us too early.

When you swim through a storm, hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm, there’s a golden sky
And the sweet, silver song of a lark

Swim on through the wind
Swim on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown

Swim on, SWIIMM on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never swim alone
YOU'LL NEEEVAAAR SWWWIIIIIM ALOOOONEEEEE

02-09-2016 , 06:54 PM

#1253

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Generally I'm a bit of a cheap skate and don't like spending money, so I've been putting off buying new tyres for like 6 months. Today I decided to go the the local scrap dealer and see if he had any nearly new that I could buy. He did, and they were nice and cheap. Well, he nearly died of laughter when he took my old ones off. They petty much looked like slicks, and the sidewalls were as thin as a one pence piece

good job the police never spotted them.

Too many Britishisms, imo.

Congrats on your new, multiple pence thick, tyres.

02-09-2016 , 06:54 PM

#1254

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Nobody cares about my totally cool story about my day either, Fran, so fu.

i know daszsz, but little innocent fish, common...

also, which story?

i care, tell me about it

02-09-2016 , 06:55 PM

#1255

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

oh this one about the tyres, haha good job daszsz I do that to my tyres every season- espesh rear two

02-09-2016 , 06:56 PM

#1256

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Caring is for people you know irl, people of omgomgomg are only here to mock eachother.

Although your fish story is sad(rip nemo), it's not fur is to figure out that your child is jamming his fat little grubby hand in the tank after he ****s on it to touch the fish, then to hide he evidence ends up swallowing them whole...

02-09-2016 , 07:00 PM

#1257

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

you might me right, I will ask him again

02-09-2016 , 07:00 PM

#1258

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well I am kind of almost British.

02-09-2016 , 07:07 PM

#1259

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Btw, in addition to having a stranger inside me, they also took my blood.

And already called me with half the results from it. This seems too fast. I'm reasonably confident that my Dr. Is a vampire who just drinks the samples...and makes up the results.

It's the only reasonable explanation.

02-09-2016 , 07:34 PM

#1260

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

For all you know I might be 15

For all I know I tought you were a girl during my 1st week in omgx3

02-09-2016 , 07:36 PM

#1261

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

High speed analysis is all the rage, computers analyzing spectroscopy results can take less than 30 seconds. Preparing the sample can take the most time... But blood samples of image are fairly uniform consistency from one to the next, so centrifuging and drawing off the liquid would take maybe 5 minutes.

While drinking it is likely, I'm sure the good dr actually just uses it for eye shades and war paint during his nightly orgies with the nurses.

02-09-2016 , 07:40 PM

#1262

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I feel like the tapatalk app has greatly increased the spell check failures in my posts. And rereading my posts makes me thing Luke might not be as ******ed as jack thinks

02-09-2016 , 08:23 PM

#1263

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Actually, my Dr is a hot woman.
So fingers crossed for option B.

02-09-2016 , 08:41 PM

#1264

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Now that we know who is GW, can we meet Kristy? :P

02-09-2016 , 08:49 PM

#1265

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

The odds of us going to Montreal approach 0. I actually only speak (very poor, broken) french to annoy GW.

It puts him lifetilt.

02-09-2016 , 08:49 PM

#1266

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

yeah, sure

02-09-2016 , 08:52 PM

#1267

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

No, U?

02-09-2016 , 08:57 PM

#1268

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

et tu, booby?

02-09-2016 , 09:03 PM

#1269

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

The odds of us going to Montreal approach 0. I actually only speak (very poor, broken) french to annoy GW.

It puts him lifetilt.

Yeh our hockey sucks lately, no reason to come.

02-09-2016 , 11:13 PM

#1270

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

On a side note, my dad want to use me for a ride tomorrow morning and afternoon. It's gona be the worst day of the month.

lol. my dads gunna want a lift to the airport at 4 am on thursday.

gunna be funny when my sis is gunna do it,

02-10-2016 , 02:05 AM

#1271

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

On a side note, my dad want to use me for a ride tomorrow morning and afternoon. It's gona be the worst day of the month.

I wouldn't let him ride you with your back in that condition.

Your choice though I guess

02-10-2016 , 02:08 AM

#1272

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Btw, in addition to having a stranger inside me

So you started the new job then?

02-10-2016 , 04:48 AM

#1273

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

For all I know I tought you were a girl during my 1st week in omgx3

02-10-2016 , 04:49 AM

#1274

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

02-10-2016 , 05:03 AM

#1275

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

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