i guess you are right daz. stay a good kid. don't be like me i'm an *******

dancing? I dance like the guy in the girl next door when he dances on E


I'm 26, I liek to think I have some life left in me, though I'm really just bored with people really. I'm done with there ****. I'm too busy / dont' care enough to put up with there petty ****.

you have no idea how tiresome it become talking to girls all the time. most of them don't even have a personality, since I'm the guy, I have to bring that too

haven't read the last day yet went to the local (beer garden on the river) this avo drunk as **** and made a girl do nasty things in the back of my ute again. Is even funnier cause that sounds like the boganish thing ever til you take into account its worth 85k + 25k worth of work (still kinda bogan i guess)

only read as far as villain 2

Is she hot?

why don't I have her number???

isn't it beautiful


has 520kw at the wheels

it's my baby










again im drunk, so ****

also i got a $90 fine today for parking it the same place i have parked it for the last 5 weeks i have had it, **** u council

don't discount urself

im a ****

also through 8 games

because you're a dickhead with a 100k ute and i loath dickheads in utes.

refridgerator is a funny word

u loath people who have 100k utes, different story

also it is not a ute it is a weapon

how can u compare a worked off its dick maloo with a ute - u disgust me luke

What the actual **** is that vehicle.... Like srsly that's what you Aussies call a car? Or maybe a truck? It looks like a hipster version of a El Camino.... Guess I can never move to Oz

no we call it a utility vehicle

it is too powerful to drive as a normal car (especially when wet)

it weighs 1600kgs and with work mine puts out 520kw at the wheels with no weight in the back (yet hooks quite well).

Don't bag my toy

I liked you til now wisski lol

a standard model is about 35k mine kinda isnt that and is the 2nd most powerful car holden (hsv) release

hsv = gm

never again compare my toy to a camino

this is the underpowered old standard model

Ah so it's ugly & impractical. You'd make a great American, have you ever considered immigrating?

Hey now, let's not fight, you're both ****s

its incredibly impractible to be honest im looking at selling at already at a massive loss (first car I have bought brand spanking new) just because its about to be winter and i basically cant drive it in the wet. I got carried away and bought it when I really shouldn't have. It really is just an unbelievably awesome machine to be behind the wheel of

Also yes when i was about 25 i saw an american girl in australia and tried to immigrate. For an australian to move to USA#1 is incredibly difficult.To the point her uncle had some semi sucessful IT company and was gonna lie about my skills to try and get me a visa and still was gonna struggle. Unless I'm a heart surgeon / semi well known porn star I have no hope. I have been working hard on the second option however.

agreed

ANZAC day dawn service in 5 hours and cant sleep for ****. And I have my son tomorrow.

**** I'm gonna be tired

Why wouldn't it have a transfer case to split that 520kw to all four wheels so it can handle wet conditions... Now I have to go convert kW to some non-third world units